Happy Holidays - Gift Exchange

Flowing Tears · Post by **Flowing Tears** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:05 am

Wrapped in purple paper and dotted with spider webs as "bows" was a gift left for Michi from Misery.

The tiny skeleton hands on the hairclips may or may not have been harvested from...something and be real bone.

Flowing Tears · Post by **Flowing Tears** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:08 am

A second gift, this one marked for Addie, was wrapped in the same manner as Michi's had been.

A skeleton in a casket baking pan, since Addie was fond of baking and hadn't burned a house down like Misery had.

Flowing Tears · Post by **Flowing Tears** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:14 am

For Baroness Hope, Misery wrapped her gift in ghostly white and iridescent paper.

The note attached read: For when I wail too loudly during training, you can muffle the sound.

Addie · Post by **Addie** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:45 pm

For Misery: Matching lightning bolt earrings and necklace, a mop, and a rain poncho

For Michi: Fresh kicks, a cute dress (don't you dare laugh, and please don't wear the J's with the dress), and chocolate covered strawberries

For Miss Hope: A metric ton of baked goods; frosted cookies, chocolate chip cookies, and cake pops

DemiBob · Post by **DemiBob** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:22 pm

From Bob, to Rick, with all my love.

R Spade · Post by **R Spade** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:34 pm

Dearest Bob,

I appreciate the gift. In fact, I appreciate it so much I cleaned out the fridge and bought fresh food for you. Enjoy.

Your boss,
Rick

Attached with the letter is a picture of said fridge:

DemiBob · Post by **DemiBob** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:10 pm

From Bob, to Tara, as you once requested, an hourglass full of the crushed remains of my enemies. I got really, really bored crushing their bones up, though, so I just shrank them down and stuffed them in there. See if you can find the skull with the huge dent in the forehead! That was Enrique, who once corrected a typo I made on a forum. I really hated that guy.

From Bob, to Rick, you giant, total jerkface.

P.S. Touch my food again and you won't have time to die of cancer.

R Spade · Post by **R Spade** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:20 pm

My Quinn,

Hey, kiddo. I know I haven't been around much lately. I know you're worried. I promise things will work out, somehow. I'm working on things for you and Bob. I'll take care of you guys. I swear. On my word as a wizard, everything will be all right.

Took me a while to track this down, but I think you'll appreciate it.

And hey. I'll be home for Christmas.

Your man,
Rick Spade

F'ing Bob,

Picked up a new TV. Guy at the pawn shop said it was the best one. Just like I had growing up:

I threw the old one out back to make room. Those things really go 'bang' when you break them these days!

Still your boss,
Rick

P.S. Don't forget, magic or not, I know your True Name. Screw with me and I'm going to give it to Quinn.

Awkward · Post by **Awkward** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:12 pm

Wrapped in burlap with a holly leaf bow were two gifts left for Mister Gren Blockman.

The attached note read: I got you turtle bowls for your turtle soup! - Grace

Michi · Post by **Michi** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:21 pm

For Misery. The card reads: Try not to break it by looking at yourself.

For Addie. The card reads: Found it after it fell off the back of a truck.

Gren Blockman · Post by **Gren Blockman** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:26 pm

A small box with a note attached was left for Grace Frigg:

Dear Grace,

Thank you very much for the Turtle Ice Cream and Bowls. I
thought about a gift to give to return your kindness. I know
you have some of the same issues I have, and here is a book
I have read many times over that may help you.

Thank you and Merry Christmas,
Gren Blockman

There is a leather bound book with the title "I Am A Winner,
and other mantras you can practice to boost your self-esteem,
by Doctor Biff McShockengruber" in the box.

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