Challenge for Old Temple

[Maria Graziano]

I am out of commission for a week and I come back to find Guill has lost another challenge, some guy I've never even heard of is the baron of Dockside, the baron who is having his creepy minions stalk my house is loyal, and I still haven't been challenged.

I would have thought that one of you losers would have gotten up the courage while I was in the hospital to throw up a challenge but it seems that the warlords of this place still lack the guts to step up and try to take me down a peg. My ego isn't getting any smaller over here.

Maybe you're afraid of the possibility of an intercession. I'll tell you right now that unless Guill challenges I have no intention of asking for it. So, warlords of the Arena, stop pussy footing around and challenge or I will start calling you all out individually for the cowards that you are.

M.G.

[Red urThorne]

Spunky! Haven't ever done this before but if you really need a challenge I'll face you in the ring for a pretty ring, or whatever it is they are giving out with those things these days.

Red 'ur Thorne
Dirt old Warlady of the Duel of Swords

[G]

Challenge + Valid = Proceed.

[Maria Graziano]

Excuse me for taking an extra day or two to get back to you on this. I've been trying to figure out who the hell you are. It seems you haven't been relevant in over a decade. Well, I suppose beggers can't be choosers.

I accept and I'll be in touch to set a date and time for the match.

I prefer matches that are, you know, not boring. Feel free to trash talk about me. It gives me some motivation and it makes it more entertaining for all the little people. Should you need material, I can have some talking points sent to you.

M.G.

[Red urThorne]

I'm in no hurry. Not relevant... here, true enough, probably longer as I've never tried for a ring. I won't hold that against you as you weren't relevant where I was either!

Trash talk... trash talk. Yeah you should probably send along some points to send me. Never really practiced that particular art.

I suppose I'm not supposed to say I'm looking forward to a good fight?

Red

[Harris]

Red. If you'd like I'd be more than happy to step in here and be your Proxy Trash Talker for your challenge match with Maria. Just say the word and I'll give her both barrels. Then you can take notes and be prepared the next time you have a challenge or defense.

[Red urThorne]

Harris,

I'd be delighted to employ you as my official trash-talker! When can you start?

Red

[Harris]

Red,

I can begin immediately.

[Harris]

Maria,

I didn't know hospital visits for mono were so long. Have you informed the Overlord that he should go get checked out?

[Maria Graziano]

Harris,

Do you ever wonder what it would be like if you had gotten enough oxygen at birth? I get all excited and all you've got is that I'm sleeping with the Overlord? How is that insulting? Have you seen Tical lately?

Tell your girl that you're doing a crappy job pinch hitting but I'm going to give you a second chance to impress me. After all, of the Overlords I've been loyal to you are my third favorite. Try bagging on my family or G'nort always likes to pick on the size of my ass.

M.G.

[Harris]

Maria,

You have me all wrong. I'm attempting to keep Tical at the top by keeping a keen eye on his health. He does have a defense upcoming and I wouldn't want him to be all sluggish because of the mono you gave him. Which, by the way, you've yet to deny having. Which is actually the insult. You being, you know, diseased. Not you sleeping with the Overlord. I think the mono may be affecting your deductive reasoning skills. I would be more than willing to escort you to the local clinic for a check up.

[G]

Mono is totally a high school disease. If you're going to call her out for being in the hospital and is a danger to the Overlord, at least go all out and say she's got syphilis or crabs or some other crudded up thing. After that, you should mention that she should stop putting her thigh cheese on her pizza cause it just goes back where it came from or something. You know. And then you make suggestive arguments about that bat of hers.

Just saying.

G

[Maria Graziano]

Harris,

My personality is diseased. It was only a matter of time before it impacted my health as well. Try harder. If I'm going to have the motivation to bust some random warlord over the head I need to be properly insulted first.

G'nort,

Since I have never had any sort of physical contact with you I'm pretty sure that the Overlord can sleep soundly knowing I don't have syphilis or any other sort of crippling VD.

M.G.

[G]

Maria,

It's never too late to try! Besides, I was just trying to teach Harris how to do real insults. Smiley!

G.

[Harris]

Trash talking is a lost art. I'm not wasting all my good material up front. There has to be regular banter until the match! But anyway, if it'll make everyone happy...

Maria,

You have a rather large rear end and you envy G'nort's man junk, which is why you overcompensate with that big honking bat of yours.