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Because she has an item of limitless power.

I want to have this limitless power to become a part of my life.

And, I would love for Koyliak to use this limitless power on me.

What is this limitless power, you ask?

Her body and ability to inflict physical pain upon those who are masochistic. I.E. Me.

Her Magic Rock seems to be a part of the package, so I shall endeavor to make that little trinket part of the deal.

Koy, I'm coming for you, baby. I wanna get my hands all over that tight body of yours. Wear something.. leather. Boots with long heels, too. Long nails.. I'm gonna look forward to the beating you'll give me. Rrrowl!

Its a Challenge!

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You are such a friggin' weirdo.


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Now this is going to make history! Or break it, perhaps. Two of the sexiest pugilists in dueling history duking it out? Will G win it? Or will Koy keep adding on to the tally of her nearly year long reign? I am so there!

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This Challenge is valid and may proceed.
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Post by Koyliak »

G,

If you're crazy enough to want this cursed stone in your life then do your best to try and take it from me. Don't say I didn't warn you though.

Want to meet me for a best of three next Sunday, Dec. 27th?

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Post by G »

What is it with you and curses? This is cursed, that is cursed.. you're not happy without a good curse, are ya?

Anyway, sure, the 27th sounds like a great day for massive hemorrhaging. Bring a doctor and stretcher, cause I'm gonna need it.

Kisses and hugs!

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G,

There's only one curse I've ever talked about - it's no secret how I feel about the Opals. They're not toys.

I might be superstitious but I still think you're crazy. Regardless, I'll bring my heels, you bring the brutality and we'll have a good bloody go at it. I'm sure between the two of us we can put on a decent show for the people.

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We're looking to hold this challenge on Wednesday, December 30th at 10pm* in the Outback. Anyone want to call it?

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((*10pm Eastern))
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Post by Jaycy Ashleana »

I can, Koy, if you guys want.

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That works for me.

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On Wednesday I had the honor of witnessing the last challenge in the Outback for the year!

G came. He said I do!

Koy came! She said yup!

Then they both probably by the end of the night wanted to kill me!

The first fight was up on the Fern. Koy, impossibly, was in some high heeled boot or something I think. They weren't up there for long, though. G sent her flying after only six rounds on the big green plant!

(( G def. Koyliak, 5-2 in 6 rounds. ))

The second match I originally offered them either the Pit or the Pool. They both grumbled a lot, so I sent them up to Styx! Koy (wisely) took her heels off. And then she took off! She sent this to a third winner take all match after 8.

(( Koyliak def. G, 5-3 in 8 rounds. ))

The last match I didn't care what they said! I sent them right to the Pit ... but they had plenty of time to change. So they did! They took a break to get into something more appropriate for the muck and weevils. And then... Koy kicked G's rear end as badly as he did hers the first match.

(( Koyliak def. G, 5-2 in 6 rounds. ))

Koy retains ShadoWeaver!

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