Hey, You. The people reading the Outback cork, and Matt.

[Andrea Anderson]

I've been sitting on this Opal for 200 days now and no one has even come out to challenge me for it. And even though I'm guessing FireStar is perfectly fine dangling from Lil's neck, because who wouldn't want to just snooze against her chest all day, I'm sure as hell getting annoyed (read: bored) at the state of this sport. When did all of you become this boring? This isn't even a problem just with FireStar, but all the other Opals as well. Look at their last defense dates. Well, that's if they even have a defense date.

Matt,
Either give the low ranks a God damn grant to challenge for some opals or do something to spark some fire in the Emeralds. And if your answer is "Hi, I'm Matt, and I'm going to just challenge for FireStar now" tell me so I can retire the title.

- Andrea

[Harris]

Get motivated, losers.

[Runt]

In large, scrawled letters on an oversized piece of parchment a response is posted underneath Andrea's note.

RUNT FIGHT ALL! SUNDAY NIGHT! NINE OF NIGHT EVENING!

[Goldglo]

Andrea,

Thank you for your ongoing concern about the state of the sport. Consider your words duly noted. And no, I have no plans to challenge you for the red opal.

Now, as for potential motivation...2,500 nobles from my personal account to the first Emerald who successfully challenges and defeats Andrea for FireStar.

--Matthew Algiers Simon

[Andrea Anderson]

Still no challenges and I've read something about a tournament. So, you know what? Even if it's being separated from its rightful place around Lil's neck.. I think I'll be officially retiring FireStar. Maybe it'll go to the tournament, maybe not. We'll have to see.

[JewellRavenlock]

Good to go for the tournament!

Everyone thank Andrea for making the Right in the Kisser Megabrawl so hot!