91st Diamond Rules

[Lilith Anderson]

Because I'm lazy and massively hungover after last night, I'm gonna half ass this and give you all my Diamond Rules. Which are just my Archmage Rules with some tweaks. Hashtag dealwithit.


1) All drinks are on Lilith until a new Diamond takes over.
2) The official ring for the duration of my reign is The Bridge. Bonus points if you toss someone off of it. Double bonus points if that person is Harris.
3) Anyone that is mean to Jesse has to answer to me.
4) Anyone that is mean to Seirichi gets a high five.
5) Boxed wine is the official drink of the cycle.
6) John Cole has to duel shirtless.
6a) All men have to duel shirtless.
6b) **** it, all women too.
6c) After picturing certain duelists topless, I’ve decided to make this rule optional.
7) Andrea Anderson is the official Queen of the Outback. Bow accordingly.
8) The second Wednesday of the month is bring a friend night. Bring a friend or else you're a loser.
9) If a non-duck quacks, a goblin over on the Isle has to eat a small animal (squirrel, bunny, cat, dog, whatever’s on hand). There will be surveillance. We will know.
10) **** hugging. Winners fist bump.
11) The Panther's Claw winner, whoever the **** that is, gets dibs on duels. Exception: If Matt Simon is around, he gets dibs because he’s old and is liable to keel over at any moment.
12) Eden Parker is the official Outback mascot for the cycle. Give her cherry coke and nobody gets hurt.
13) If you're a current Baron, you should pay your nearest caller if you wanna duel. Squires pay nothing, even if Jesse tries to tell you otherwise. Mostly because eff swords. Duel of Fists = Master Sport.
14) If you've ever held a Duel of Fists title, you eat and drink and duel for free. Unless you're Harris, because **** that guy.
15) Emeralds and Opals should teach the lower ranks how things go. 1,000 silver will be paid to every Emerald or Opal that takes on a new mentee this cycle if their mentee logs two duels with their mentor present. 1,000 bonus silver will be paid out to mentor and mentee both if the mentee a) hits emerald, b) wins the Panther's Claw, or c) challenges for a title, win or lose.

I’m sure I’ll come up with more. Don't like it? Get your asses active, join the next DQ, and make sure I don't win another one.


XOXO,
Lil
Former Archmistress and Current Bae-Diamond

[JohnCole]

Jokes on you Lil. I never duel.

[Lilith Anderson]

But if you do, it'll be without a shirt.

[Andrea Anderson]

I give it a 9/10