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G wrote:Rayvinn,

I love hearing you sigh.
I am totally making an obscene gesture at you, G'nort.
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Sabine has invoked the feminist clause of the Barons Rights Amendment of 2015.

G'nort, your actions can be considered as mansplaining and I suggest you cease and desist all argumentative tones, even in written form, against any female within this conversation.

Also - stating that Rayvinn is wrong while being of the male gender, in any shape or form, is a breech of the Anti-Misogyny act passed at the beginning of her term as Coordinator of Duel of Swords.
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Jesse,

You have absolutely no authority here so you can suck it.

Have a nice day.

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Stop mansplaining to me, G'nort. I know the laws of this sport like the back of my hand. I graduated from Rhydin Law school and don't need this backtalk from a male with a chip on his shoulder simply because women are now in power.
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And before I forget.

Go with Christ. I'll pray for you.
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Jesse,

I don't trust anyone who got their degree in law interpretation from a company that advertises on the back of a matchbook cover.

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So you don't believe a woman can get a degree in law?

I'm astonished. The amount of sexism in this thread is simply astonishing.

Rayvinn,

I ask that a coordinators of the Duel of Swords find G'nort in violation of the law and a trial take place.
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If you heard what I said you would know I didn't say what you accuse me of saying, and what I did say was something completely different. You should re-evaluate where you got your cereal box degree and try getting it from an accredited law school.

I would like to know what law it is that was violated.

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The Barons Harassment Amendment of 2014, which states.

"A [Female] Baron, if [she] believes [herself] to be in supreme danger from a MALE member of the community, may impose an order of ceased harassment onto the violating party. If the violating party continues to verbally, written, or physically assault the [Female] Baron, then they will be seen as breaking the law and will be sent to trial. From there a jury of his peers will decide a punishment."

Anti-Sexual Harassment Law of 2015

"No female member of the Duel of Swords can be harrassed in any sexual or demeaning way by a member of the male sex*."
Please note that sex does not equal gender.

This law was passed upon Rayvinn taking command as coordinator of the Duel of Swords.

You violated this by stating that I should "suck it".
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Fictitious legal documents will not hold up in any recognized court of law. There are no such amendments and your argument is invalid.

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It's the law. Your continued denial will result in a mark on your permanent record.
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Post by G »

There's no record to mark for a permanent record, so I am not concerned. Unless you mean another title. But I'm not actually interested in winning even more titles. I'm happy with what I've got.

Good luck with your faux laws. I'm marking you down for impersonating a legal representative.

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I am incredibly sorry to everyone for all of this nonsense. Isn't there a children's section of the boards for all of you people to play on?
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Post by Mairead Harker »

Hiya E!

Please keep in mind that sometimes children can be better behaved than adults.

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Post by Ekthbjlgke »

Of course, Maggie. I humbly apologize for the fact that my words could be misconstrued as saying otherwise.
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