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Challenge for BioHazard

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Dioxane. I have come for mine Opal.

Return it to me and I will pay you a fee of five thousand silver nobles and also allow you a top position as a Death Guard in mine personal army. You will be awarded with your own legion.

Eye'm not above the idea of lying, cheating, and stealing. Which is why I am offering you a way to give me mine Opal without the need for fighting.

Now excuse me. Mine stomach is upset from chipotle.
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Finally!
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I don't do anything free for money. You want this you are going to have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Warm.. living hands.

Umm. medium temperature.. undead.. hands. That sort of have a grip. I don't know anymore.

Anyway, point being!

What're we talking about?

Oh! Right! Mine Opal which is Mine Eyed Bye Ryeight!

Biohazard. Duke of Biohazard. Genereal Bleed!

You want it, come and get some!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse!
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse!
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse!
Repeat!

Can someone please tell me to stop repeating myself?? Please??

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse!
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse
Repeat!

Eat!
Sleep!
Conquer Jesse!
Repeat!
Dangerous Dioxane "Cancer" Carcin!

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Fine. If you do not wish to do this the easy way... I will be forced to crush you under mine heel.

Prepare for trouble!
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Ladies. Yer both pretty.

FIGHT! In the pit!
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Challenge invalid; Dioxane is inactive and has been stripped of title.

A roller skating contest in a field of tar will determine the new holder.

Maybe.

--Matt

P.S. if Dioxane consumes thirty-four pounds of black-eyed peas in a single sitting lasting no longer than 81 minutes, she will be considered active once more.
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Since eye'm the greatest and need no BEST OF THREEs! The match for the GREATEST Opal, BIOHAZARD, will be on Wednesday during regulation hours! It's for all the marbles! Winner grabs the Opal and one win! Loser? Goes home crying with a loss on the standings!

IT WILL BE PIRATE THEMED!

Mine outfit, of course.

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Mine outfit for the spankings of the Jesse. Yummy spankings. yummmmmmmmy...

I mean.

Yeah, what I am wearing.

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Let it be known that I defeated the dreaded fiend Dioxane for the greatest and most true of all the Opals. The purple Opal, BioHazard!
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