Dragon's Gate Squire Tournament!

[Tara]

I am always ready, Eregor. I've got my seven-headed dragon on speed-dial.

I have decided that I will bake you all oatmeal cookies for this event and if Elaine brings any of her own, although I do not wish her ill, I am going to stuff her in a nearby closet. Mine are tastier and they fly.

Anpu?

Can we have a masked ball afterwards to celebrate the winner's victory, please?

It would make me happy. I love you, sweetheart. Carry on with your planning. :*

[Goldglo]

We better do this quick before Jaycy trounces Anubis and he loses his Barony and this NonSquire Tournament goes up in smoke.

Someone set a date and time for this shindig!

--Matt

[King]

We better do this quick before Jaycy trounces Anubis and he loses his Barony and this NonSquire Tournament goes up in smoke.

Someone set a date and time for this shindig!

--Matt

Could always do it the same night Gren vs Tara is happening.

Rena vs Jewell - Hair Dye Stipulation
Aurast vs Matt - Whats the prize here?

Then the Main Event of Gren vs Tara.

Winners gets the non-squireship. I'll call the matches since I've been told I look good in a ref uniform.

~ King

[A. Dagger Sasc]

Loser has to go streaking through the marketplace.

[Anubis Karos]

I'm ending this now.

As I've decided to host this. the duel will be between Matt and Aurast. Matt will represent cowards, and will apologize to Aurast beforehand for meeting his Madness-won challenge with an Intercession. If he does not wish to do this, he will be forfeit...And I couldn't care less. Aurast will represent men who have had sex with overweight women, due to his past relationship with Seirichi.

It will occur on Monday, at 9 by Rhydin's clock(EST) on Styx. Longevity should be assured by the knowledge that the slave Naxzema, known in some quarters as Jaycynda Alexander, will be waiting three weeks for her challenge.

[Seirichi]

I'm ending this now.

As I've decided to host this. the duel will be between Matt and Aurast. Matt will represent cowards, and will apologize to Aurast beforehand for meeting his Madness-won challenge with an Intercession. If he does not wish to do this, he will be forfeit...And I couldn't care less. Aurast will represent men who have had sex with overweight women, due to his past relationship with Seirichi.

It will occur on Monday, at 9 by Rhydin's clock(EST) on Styx. Longevity should be assured by the knowledge that the slave Naxzema, known in some quarters as Jaycynda Alexander, will be waiting three weeks for her challenge.

There's another Seirichi? I've never had sexual relations with Aurast! Now his brother.. I would do him.

PS. I was never fat.

PPS. Give me the squireship. I'll never use it and just prop it up in the corner of the arena. That and I'll tell other low ranks to stay far away from it since anyone who touches a squire weapon goes on to have a mediocre dueling career.

[JewellRavenlock]

PPS. Give me the squireship. I'll never use it and just prop it up in the corner of the arena. That and I'll tell other low ranks to stay far away from it since anyone who touches a squire weapon goes on to have a mediocre dueling career.

I'll have you know that I already had a mediocre dueling career before I became a squire.

[Tara]

You're never mediocre in my book, Jewelsie.

So. Anpu?

No masked ball then? Very well. I will plan it myself and I'm not, nor will I ever be a squire.

[Goldglo]

Oh look, Anubis made a decision. How quaint.

Anyhow, whenver this thing happens, we're still only at:

Rena vs. Jewell
Myself vs. Aurast

More pairings needed! I suggest Xanth vs. Lem for T-Shirt Dominance!

--Matt

[Anubis Karos]

I've entertained this as far as I'm willing to. The only form of tournament that I am willing to accept is a single duel between Matthew Simon and Aurast Dagger Sasc, in an enactment of what should have been. Monday, at 9 by the Eastern Clock.

[Britania Grey]

I was a squire. Mine, while not the best of careers, is not mediocre I think.

Love and kisses

[Goldglo]

Wait, now I'm confused. Anubis, are you holding a tournament or not? If so, it's pretty clear you're not in charge of this one given that you wanted nothing to do with it and had no plans to involve yourself in one.

Besides, a single duel doesn't exaclty make for a tournament. It doesn't even make for a challenge match. When all's said and done, I vote this NonSquire Tournament should be Anubis-free; you had no interest in it before and I see no reason you should be included now.

Besides, your timeline stipulation doesn't work for me; Aurast and I are both adults and can schedule ourselves without your mandates of where you expect us to be when. My advice? Continue on with your masked ball preparations (I'm pretty sure you don't want to make Tara cry due to lack of masked ball...we've all see the consequences of that in recent days) while the rest of us plan what's sure to be the best NonSquire tournament in history...given that it's the only one in history.

Rena vs. Jewell (for hair)
Xanth vs. Lem (for T-Shirts)?
Ellisa vs. Trixie the Dread Pirate (for fun and pixie dust)?
Myself vs. Aurast (for the people's amusement)
Fiona Helston vs. Steve Armstrong (for household bragging rights)?

We need more!

In the end, Anubis, I do hope that you enjoy your NonSquire, whomever it may be!

--Matt

[G]

I would like to also point out...

Should Matt defeat Aurast Dagger Saskatoon, Matt is ineligible for the Squire Title anyway due to his 30 Wins over Losses.

So, it wouldn't even be a squire match.

But I'm sure the research for that was done beforehand, right?

Right?

[Goldglo]

Of course, G. That's why this is a NonSquire event!

--Matt

[Kalamere]

Jewell as a blonde, or Rena with blue hair... I just can't decide who to root for on this one.