Challenge for Biohazard!

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I'm taking MINE OPAL AND GOING HOME!
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"I hate you Dioxane...and the damn red tape you stuck me under here. I have enough problems reading, must I do it in triplicate? Where the hell is my carbon paper? Arrgh!"
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This match should be fought soon in order to avoid title-stripping and forced removal of the non-Opal opal. Dio and Jesse, please work out the necessary details.

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Looks like I'll need to strip Jesse of title and take this non-opal Opal into custody if this isn't handled soon. Tsk.

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Post by Napoleon Bonarat »

I already won it!

It tastes delicious. Like Jesse's rage. Om NOM NOM NOM.
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Umm, we'll fight for the title on Friday night and such. But we'll wait for bio-hazard to go through the digestive process before it gets awarded to me.

Plz clean it before delivery, ok??
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Post by Dioxane Carcin »

Okay, we're actually going to fight now.

No, wait. Tomorrow.. I think.

Hmm.

Okay, okay.

Okay, we'll fight Sunday!

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

My second will be my pet ghoul, Orville. But I need lords and ladies of honor so, I only think I know Elaine and Krusolis, they're a couple, right? If so, okay! Otherwise maybe I'll do Shadow and Claire! They're dating! I don't know.

Okay, So Sunday it is! At some point of the night! Yay! Probably early cause I need my beauty sleep!

Oh and we're changing the date because Jesse is Totes scared of me! TERRIFIED!! TOTES MCGOATS!

TOTES MCGOATS!
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I do not accept this defeat! Enjoy your Opal while you hold it! It will not be for long!
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Post by Dioxane Carcin »

Hahahahaha!!

I am the NEW HOLDER of BIOHAZARD! I have vanquished the insidious Jesse Something or other by a dominating score of 5-4! As soon as I figure out what it does... what do you mean you have powers beyond my comprehension? You'll be surprised at what I can comprehend, you miserable rock! What? No, now be quiet, I'm trying to diatribe!

Anyway, before I was so RUDELY interrupted! I have Defeated the usurper commander archmagus Jesse something or other for her glorious Opal, BioHazard and I will be preparing to wroth untold horrors and destruction on things sometimes when it may suit my nefarious purposes. What? Yes, Bio. I was a hero once, but that was a long time ago before Arthas, someone rest his black soul, converted me into the super Death Knight I am today. Look, my weapon has frost! Now let me finish!

Waffles and cheeseburgers for all! But a limited time only, and you have to point at Jesse Something or other and say "Didn't you used to have BioHazard?" Ignore that she's the archmage and wreaking totally cool chaos and havoc over there on that island thing where things are blowing up. This is MY time, it's MY time down here! Over there, it's HER time, it's HER time over there! What? Oh, it's almost 12:40pm. Yes, yes we can go get some lunch, you're right BioHazard, I forgot to get a snack. Now Shush! Yes, you can have the prize from the kids meal. Okay. Okay. OKAY! GOSH!

Sorry, BioHazard is impatient with me. Kinda smelly, too. Must have been the tacos from last night.

Bye!
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