Challenge for Biohazard!

[Dioxane Carcin]

Jesse!

You foolish whelp! I am usurping Krugers attempted challenge in order to challenge you with a challenge of furious righteousness challenging! You fool! I can see into your soul and what a bleak, sad existence it may or may not be! Your empty soul cries out for retribution and donuts! Maybe an apple fritter! I don't know, it's very confusing to put words together coherently when talking about you!

I think you need to brush your teeth! Clean the dirt out from between your toes! Pluck your nose hairs! And hand over the Opal, Biohazard to me!

I want to become the Duchess of BioHazard! I want to break you into a lot of itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot pieces! I want to feast on your entrails and maybe share a little with my pet platypus, Gretchen, then dance on your misbegotten something that I can't remember!

I want your Opal! Nay, Nay you fool, I demand it! And chocolate drops. With pretzels. And your Opal! Biohazaaaaaaard!

It is to be mine! MINE! WHEN'S MINE!

[Spell]

What?!?!!? I see no validation post!

So.. HA! HA HA HA!

[Dioxane Carcin]

This challenge is valid and may proceed.

-Matt Simon
No really. Really really.

[Spell]

I know mine husbands hand writing.. for I have forged it many times! That is not him!

[Dioxane Carcin]

No, no, I'm really Matt Simon. I have a wrist cramp and am writing funny. This is definitely legitimate so proceed as planed! I love you, Jesse. We need to have children soon!

-Matt "Really" Simon.
<3 Jesse!

[Goldglo]

The challenge for this non-Opal opal is valid and may proceed.

--Matt

[Spell]

MATTHEW SIMON I WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE ENDED WITH THE MOST FIERCEST OF BLOWS FOR THIS!

.. FINE

I ACCEPT



But do not think you will win! I will destroy you, for I am the greatest!

[Dioxane Carcin]

Okay! Bring your sunday best and some chocolate pretzels, and donuts. No, wait, I'll bring the donuts. You bring the coffee. No, wait, I can't drink coffee. I can't eat donuts either, for that matter. Maybe I should bring some sacrificial goats... but then you'd sacrifice them to your god C'thun for your victory. So, I shall sacrifice one dozen chicken nuggets to my god, Bartholomew the Mildly Itchy, for my impending victory!

Prepare to feel your soul(Patent Pending) delivered to me in a small package!

Fool!

[Napoleon Bonarat]

I'm interceding.

And if I win I'm keeping the prize for myself.

I hope it tastes good.

[Dioxane Carcin]

I'm interceding on your intercession! Diamonds can't make spur of the moment challenge rules! I protest in protestation! I intercede!

And it taste like feet, wrapped in butt, wrapped in copper, wrapped in aluminum foil, coated in rat poison!

So you wouldn't want it anyway!

[Dioxane Carcin]

It's a good thing I'm not a lich! Now I can intercede on my intercession! No takebacks! Rules are sealed! No new rules can be added to this challenge! Done deal! I shall see the forsaken soooooon! Doooooom!

[Jake]

See advisory.

"Rules to be amended at whim."

8. Liches and death knights may not intercede on their own challenges.

Also!

6. Where there is any dispute or question about the Diamond Rules, Napoleon Bonarat shall be the official ARRR-Biter!

Please see Napoleon if you have any objections to his fully legal intercession to your non-Opal Opal challenge.

[Dioxane Carcin]

We set a date for five minutes ago and he didn't show up. He forfeit. The challenge shall proceed as planned!

[Dioxane Carcin]

The Diamond hates the Undead! He's an Undead Racist! Down with Bigotry! Up with Unlife! Minions, come to my aid! We have cookies!

[Napoleon Bonarat]

I win!