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The wedding between Deathlord Jesse DeAngelo Van Bokkelen Eternity and Myria Graziano will take place on Sunday, March 31*.

Yes! An Easter Sunday Wedding!

The location of this glorious event will be the Annex. I demand all women wear the color red and all men black, top hats included, I will not allow those who look as if they are the homeless into our wedding!

You must pledge fealty before the Wrecking Crew, as they are better than you, before being allowed entrance. And must also bring gifts. Gold, jewels, and other shiny objects are preferred.. but if you are POOR - lead may be allowed as a substitute (since I can transmute it into gold once a day).

The menu will be goat, chicken, or fish! Or this strange concoction known as "Pizza".

RSVP below with your menu choice!

Date subject to change as my Myria is a shy little flower.

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Everyone is also invited to watch us consummate our nuptials but please be advised that Myria is an innocent flower and may feel embarrassed with others watching, so do not look directly at her during our lovemaking.
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Even though you tried to hit me. I'll still show up for these nuptials. I love a good wedding.

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Bayliss S. Cartier

P.s. I'll skip the consummation ceremony.

P.p.s. Pizza is good. Go with pizza.
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Innocent Maiden Bayliss,

Be sure to bring gifts. You are a sharp dresser, I expect jewelry from you.

Myria, my star, also enjoys Zoo animals. Perhaps you could bring her a plushie monkey to tickle her fancy?

Pizza it is. I will order this "Pizza" from the establishment known as Pizza And Beer.

Also. You will make Myria, my star, feel self conscious about her body because of your remarks about skipping our consummation. I ask that you apologize at once.
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Jesse- the leader of all things kitten and undead,

Don't you worry. I will bring gifts in the form of jewelry.

I didn't realize the insult.. I just feel that consummation ceremonies are private occasions and should be treated as such.. My apologies if I've offended.

What are the colors of this wedding going to be? I would like to dress appropriately.

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Bayliss

P.s. A plushie monkey? Not a plushie penguin?
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Innocent Maiden Bayliss,

Simple and clean is the way mine Myria, my star, will make me feel that night. It will be quite hard to let her go!

You may be correct.. Our time shared to show our love, perhaps, should be best done between us - alone. Myria is quite delicate and shy, I would not want her being unable to perform with so many eyes watching her.

As for the weddings colors. They will be white and purple. You are to wear red. All women will wear red, all men black - with top hats.
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Jesse- the leader of all things kitten and undead,

I shall wear red. Any particular shade of red? Crimson? Fire Engine? Blood Red? There are quite a few to choose from. Perhaps, I should attach some color swatches.

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Please advise. I don't want to offend the wedding party!!

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Innocent Maiden Bayliss,

Mine eyes are confusolicious from all the colors presented before them. The Blood God X'guth would prefer the color of "Blood Red", but mine eyes also enjoy the shade of Fire Engine.

As X'guth must be pleased with this union, the color of BLOOD RED should be used.
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Myria, my star. I am not longer of the walking undead.. for now.

Our child, Jellybean, will soon be born to the world. I believe our wedding should come sooner because of this.

I have taken many showers and apparently smell like fresh roses, or that is what Isabella has told me.

I await to feel the touch of your lips on mine skin.

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Keep showering.

And I almost hate to ask, but where'd this Jellybean come from?

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Myria, my star,

Jellybean was procured LEGALLY in a borrowed transaction between myself, my hands, and an unguarded dragons nest.

I will also keep showering! I will do so right now!
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