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A New Game: Answers & Questions

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This idea, while not my original creation, is one I have seen used in other places, which I thought would be fun. Rather than asking a question and having others post the answer, then another question - you post an answer, somebody provided the question, then gives another question. Kinda like Jeapordy. One other thing, the answers & questions are not meant to be taken to seriously - let your imagination soar. Let me give some examples...

Answer: 97.5

Question: What is the aprroximate size, in astronomical units, of Shakira's ego?

Answer: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope.

Question: What is only slightly less kinky than Ms. Scarlet, in the bedroom with the candlestick.

Answer:A Canadian Moose, but not George W. Bush.

Question: Out of this pair, who is more likely to know the Capital of Canada?

Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.

Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts.
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Answer: A really good set of speakers, and some toast.
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Question: What is the Republican National Convention?

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Answer: The entire cast of Friends.
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Answer: The entire cast of Friends.
Question: If God were merciful, who would we never see or hear from ever again?

Answer: Industrial strength cleaning fluid
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Answer:

1, 2, 3, chomp!
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Answer: Industrial strength cleaning fluid

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Klytus wrote: Answer: Industrial strength cleaning fluid
Question: What can I use to get blood stains out of the upholstery in the backseat of my... errr... somebody's car?




Answer: Millions of tiny little robots.
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Shakira wrote:Answer:

1, 2, 3, chomp!

What do you hear when four wildebeasts enter crocodille infested water?
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Um, people... when you question the previous answer, your supposed to post a new answer for someone else to question!
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Klytus wrote:Um, people... when you question the previous answer, your supposed to post a new answer for someone else to question!
feh... that's not fun :P

I liked Onyx's answer better. :D
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Alright alright...


Answer: A hypochondriac dust bunny.
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BrigathC wrote:Answer: Millions of tiny little robots.
Question: How does a male robot reproduce?
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Onyx wrote:Alright alright...


Answer: A hypochondriac dust bunny.
Question What's the last thing Jeffrey Dahmer ate?

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Answer William Hung
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Answer William Hung
Question: Who is the most talented person who ever graced the stupid show American Idol.

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G wrote: Answer: The Don.
Question: What John Kerry calls his wife.

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Answer: Three Big Mac's and a Diet Coke.
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