har .. har

[Bane0fEvil]

Oh yes, it is back. I don't remember the exact thread name, but I know some of you remember the thread. I'll restart it here. . .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

and. . .

A polar bear walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long pause?"
::snicker:: I love that one.

[NickOvTyme]

A fish swims into a brick wall and says "Dam."

[BrigathC]

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

[Billy]

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a-salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

[Onyx]

A baby seal walks into a club.

[Farek]

A baby seal walks into a club.

::snickers::

You may want to e-mail PETA with that one.

[Morgan le Fay]

Those were all funny... except Onyx's! BAD!

More please!

[Onyx]

PETA? Ah yes, that would be People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

[Farek]

Indeed.

[DUEL Kheldar]

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk all walk into a bar, the bartender goes "What the hell is this some kinda joke?"

[Avery]

Two guys walk into a bar, you figure the second one woulda ducked.

A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "sorry we don't serve your kind." The mushrooms says, "What, Im a Fun-guy"

Two atoms leave a bar when one turns to the other and says, "We need to go back, I lost an electron." THe other replies, "You sure?" To which the first says, "Yeah, Im positive"

[TonyGraziano]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to his pants. The barman says, "what's the deal with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrr...it's driving me nuts."

[PslyderFTA]

A rope walks into a bar, and the bartender quickly states "We don't serve no ropes in here, you'll have to leave."

The rope goes back outside, ties a quick loop in his middle, and ruffles his ends a bit, then walks back in.

The bartender says "Didn't I just tell you we don't serve ropes in here?"

"Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

::rimshot::

[Avery]

Two guys are walking down the street, when they see a dog licking itself. One guys says, :Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy replies, "Don't you think you should pet him first."

[Klytus]

An Ishishman, a Scotsman, and an Englishman are all riding about in the Highlands when they come accross a poor ewe, baying piteously, as its head is stuck in a fence. Well the Scotsman wastes no time. He leaps of of his horse, whips up his kilt, and starts roaring into the sheep. Then, just as he gets going, he catches himself. "Dear God!" he cries. "Where in the *devil* are my manners?!" He turns to the Englishman and Irishman. "You two are guests in my country. I should be a more coinsiderate host. Would either of you care to have your turn first?"

"Yer bloody right I want my turn," says the Englishman. "But I'll be damed if you're going to cram my head in that fence to get it!"