Our tale thus far...

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Our tale thus far...

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...I'll update every now and again. A couple of words don't make sense in context, but most of 'em do so far :D

"Yesterday we sailed westward towards fifteen ports. Sparrows dropped from buildings into hazards. But, I caught hell; flummoxed and disturbed deckhands bravely ejaculated profanities while Herbert jumped onto the bandwagon eating freedom-fries. They thought cantelopes were ripe enough to pick. Raindrops sprayed through clouds. Dookie-head felt preposterous, very near lumpy, because Herbert drank. Pirates slew coleslaw with flatulence, then ejaculated.

Never say anything that precludes dookie, otherwise something spifflicates the vexation without mercy. However, she howled diligently after pummeling rocks. Despite fornication of hamsters, Charlie collapsed, spent. Flailing, he ran towards Billy-Jo-Jean pleading defenestration while catching hell. Serendipitous captions Easter turtle, zinnober, motorcycles ejaculated plumes. A mortified Troll trolled its two tentacles onto someone’s Porsche.

What nerve to grope her cheeks, bare footed and send
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Saves me the time to read the whole thing again. :D
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it really doesn't make that much sense....does it?
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I think I once wasted three hours of my life listening to some guy read "poetry" that sounded exactly like that. You guys should publish. Probably win a Nobel these days.
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not too bad.....not too bad.....
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The Amazing Nova wrote:I think I once wasted three hours of my life listening to some guy read "poetry" that sounded exactly like that. You guys should publish. Probably win a Nobel these days.
After hearing that awful guy from that stupid Idol show, nothing surprises me.
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The Amazing Nova wrote:I think I once wasted three hours of my life listening to some guy read "poetry" that sounded exactly like that. You guys should publish. Probably win a Nobel these days.
It's no Tom Waits. :wink:
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::flails:: Someone needs to do this again!

I'm too old, senile and blonde to do it myself!

~Paige
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