The 113th Diamond Rules

[Dakota Street]

That's right, it's Dakota again, your reigning Diamond. I won the last Quest, in case you didn't know, and am now your back to back Shining Diamond. So that means new rules! And hey, a lot of these rules might be the same, and I didn't see enough people follow them. So get on the ball!

1. The Outback will be stocked with fresh avocados on dueling nights. Free avocados for everyone! And if you have PathFinder, you must make sure the avocados are all ripe whenever you visit.
2. Eden must have a Cherry Coke at all times. If Eden does not have a Cherry Coke, one must immediately be provided for her. Failure to do so will make Eden sad, and a sad Eden is unacceptable. If Eden is sad, everyone is sad.
3. The Pond is the official ring for this cycle because it's the best one.
4. In honor of Koy, at least once this cycle you need to show up dressed to the nines and get in the rings and fight and fight hard. No holding back! This means high heels for all you folks that wear them.
5. If you have any cases that require a private investigator, or any tips for cases, I'm the first one you call to hire or report them to. This still goes!
6. I don't do 3000 crunches a day for nothing! I declare that I have the best abs in the Outback and each time I show them off, I should be paid the proper compliments like "Hey Dakota, you have killer abs and the best in the Outback." I was not complimented on my abs enough last cycle, so everyone needs to be sure to do this all the time.
7. My spinning back elbow and knee lift are my signature moves and I want everyone to know that. I'm also accepting applications for what I should call these moves! Send them in to me!
8. Gren is still to be referred to as Mr. April and for each point he scores against you, you must plant a tree and dedicate it in his name.
9. All Real RhyDin members do not pay for drinks this cycle. The tab is on the highest ranked dueler present if nobody else picks up the bill. If you buy a member a drink, flirting is not required. It is okay to buy drinks and have it just be a platonic thing! And since Jewell is seeing someone now, you don't have to flirt with her, but feel free to make fun of her. If you need help with making fun of her, just let me know.
10. Be excellent to each other.
11. Get out there and duel!

I can still add or remove or change these as I see fit. You know why? Because I was undefeated last cycle, top of the rankings, and I won Diamond back to back. I earned it.

Dakota Street
112th and 113th Diamond

[Reign]

Hey Double Diamond Dakota,

My abs are nicer. Wanna fight about it?

-OverReign

[Mairead Harker]

I'm all for keeping Miss Eden happy! If she's officiating in any sport, feel free to call up Nicole's Bistro and they will deliver her favorite pineapple pizzas, no charge for her. Speaking of drinks, Dakota Diamond would be a nice name for one.

Maggie

[Dakota Street]

Hey OverReign,

I haven't seen your abs, but the rules say I have the best abs in the Outback. So if it's in the rules then it must be so! People have to follow the rules or, you know, win the DQ so they can set their own.

If you want to set some Overlord rules and say you have the best abs in the Arena I couldn't really do anything about that.

But I'd rather not fight when instead we can form an alliance of killer abs and completely take over the sports.

Oh and free pineapple pizza? We're definitely taking that off up.

-Double Diamond Dakota