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This is collection of one or two liners that appeared when passing through public chat rooms. No context can make for laughs and what'd I miss moments.

*** Entered Red Dragon Inn Keep on 7/20/2001 at 12:54 AM ***
HOST PCG Riley: My kinda lass ::he joked::
SylviaNightshade: ::laughs::

*** Entered Red Dragon Inn on 6/10/2001 at 12:23 AM ***
FECHNWENCH: But he missed, right?

*** Entered Stars End Bar on 7/25/2001 at 12:13 AM ***
SamanthaMar: I guess I wish men were more like women..Ya know...Not so thoughtless an only thinkin
SamanthaMar: with the lil head.
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Name Redacted: "Was that Anubis's Mom?"

>:D

(During the Gubner's Cage Match)
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"... He finishes it off with tequila and cinnamon. And nutmeg. Cause it's autumn, motherfuckers." —Conner Reid, 10/02/2020
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"He slips into that violence like it is his home." —Sylista Convor, regarding Salvador after his defense of MoonBeryl, 10/08/20
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“He turned and waved his little arms to everyone in the Arena, turning this way and that, like he'd just been called down to play in The Price Is Right. He made it up to the bar and declared, "HOT DOG," and opened his rocky mouth expectantly.” -Hot Dog, the legend and most precious being in the Arena, 10/9/20
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"Mart-mart.... where you go to buy your stores." — Morgan Chae (10/07/2020)
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Ebon Ilnaren (10/19/2020 at 1:24 PM)
"She was partly sure that if she stayed perfectly still, she could sneak out the way she came in and wouldn't be noticed." No, Issy, Tass is a dragon, not a T-Rex. :wink:
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Strawberry 10/19/20 at 9:47 PM
"But I've had feywine at Beltane and that was enough for me to draw a firm line between the fae and the things I put in my mouth."
- Surely Karma isn't alone in this one, right?
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During the Five Hundred Foot Devirly Dash on 10/22:


"We look like a two-headed Teletubbie, don't we?" - Koyan al Hamid


He lifted the edge of his robe and speed-walked like a Victorian lady. - Rhys Germain
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10/23 from The Solarium, by Pharlen:

Pharlen was a ~Lady~ and didn't do bad gorish things. ...Without a machine gun...
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"STOP THAT WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. UNLESS YOU'RE THE STEW. THEN GO AHEAD." Back to the kitchen. -Jaycy at the RDI 10/23
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Tasslehofl Momus:
He lifted a hand to catch the Octopus-Peter. “Careful there.. wouldn’t want to have to rebuild you.”
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It was all lo-fi vintage music-bliss-out vibes spillin' offa that gerl. - Betty Liski, 10/24
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Koyliak in the Arcade, 10/24:

::Jaycy! Check out how shiny Koy's metallic slouchy stiletto heels are! And that python-print!::

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Yuzuki Kuwabara in the Arcade, 10/25:

"Take that hashtagsidekicksdontwork meme"
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"People twoalkin' about babies... somebody's cryin'... It's T'anksgiving, fa shoowah." - Betty Liski, 11/25
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