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It is fun to meet your friends for shopping at Kabuki Street, where normal level-headed people work! Are you tired of paying tolls and fleeing burning shops? Then come to our vigorous neighborhood to enjoy the following:
- NO tolls!
- JUSCO, which has everything!
- Real Hollywood styles from better-priced brands!
- A barbecue cook who sings ABBA!
- A wholesome neighborhood shrine!
- Soapies, pachinko, and a love hotel!
- New and improved cars!!!
- Top-tier delinquent security!
- A reasonable fee for shop owners!
- Improved school for greater learning!
- We won’t burn your shops!
Kabuki Street-
Visit. Shop. Explore. Fun!
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