Diamond Rules, Volume 5

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Diamond Rules, Volume 5

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Look. I don't have the energy for this a 5th time. Therefore what I'm going to do instead is open the floor to everyone else to propose rules for this cycle. If they're A) Not dumb, B) Not dumb, and C) Not dumb I will gladly ratify them unilaterally for this cycle.

So propose your own rules below. Or don't and embrace your role as part of the lazy populace ruining the Outback like it's Twilight Island.
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Post by PrlUnicorn »

Every active Fists Duelist has to buy Harris at least one drink this cycle. Matt will find five gold coins in his office to cover mine to the five time winner.
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Juneichi now being the official Outback baby, duh. How can you not think of that?
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Vegetables are the official fruit of the Outback.
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In honor of the Diamond's fabulous hair, blue is now a sacred color.
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A Hopscotch track shall be added to the entrance to the Outback and all visitors save the Diamond are required to play it before entering. If you cannot successfully navigate it, you aren't allowed to fight and have to go home.
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Post by Harris »

That's it?

This is probably the only chance some of you will ever get to create Diamond rules, so you really should make the most of it. Pretend to be creative even if you aren't.
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Make skee ball the officially Diamond endorsed arcade game?
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Everyone has to remind Lilith that "Magic is for dorks!" when they see her.
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Hocus Pocus wrote:Everyone has to remind Lilith that "Magic is for dorks!" when they see her.
Worst. Rule. Ever.
Well, I looked my demons in the eyes
laid bare my chest, said "Do your best, destroy me.
You see, I've been to hell and back so many times,
I must admit you kind of bore me."

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I hope the hugging rule is still in effect.
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Gren, I'm available for a hug any time. Call me!
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I . . . uh . . . withdraw the suggestion.
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Post by Hope »

The first one to lose a fist match on Wednesdays has to clean every Diamond portrait.
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Diamond Rule: No one is allowed to call Jewell by the name Teagan regardless of her hair color.
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