Challenge for Seaside

Anubis Karos · Post by **Anubis Karos** » Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:01 am

So then. I have greater plans that involve ending this "Rand Al'Tan as Overlord" idiocy, and I prefer to have a Barony as I do it. Plus, the manor at Seaside will be a nice storage annex for slaves and servants; I'm thinking that perhaps the ancient priests who were cursed by the Hebrew God's kiss for predicting Tara's rise will be well housed there. Babylonians are very hairy people..and as my drainage system and menial slaves can attest, they do not mix well with summer.

Myria, this will involve the formality of our challenge, which I now issue to you. Do get back to me with a date and time that is not inconvenient; I suggest earlier in the evening so as to give your bruises and contusions time to heal.

~Anubis Karos

G · Post by G » Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:07 pm

Gabby is currently still indisposed, umm, taking a little "Gabby" time. So, since she's on hiatus, and no I don't know where she is nor do I have any clues to her current whereabouts. So since she's not around, I'm having to pick up her slack and do some extra work for her. She's going to get a sugar free cupcake for this.

Out of habit, I almost invalidated this challenge, but to my great surprise, this challenge is valid and may proceed... so long as Anubis doesn't mess anything up along the way. Seriously though, I think this one may go through without a major hassle.

In Gabby's honor,

:::A list of challenge officials can be found tacked to the board:::

((Friendly reminder regarding the amended rule: The Challenger is responsible for acquiring the services of a caller but both parties must agree upon the chosen caller. Please obtain one as early as possible and post to the challenge thread when one is secured. Thanks!))[/quote]

Myria Graziano · Post by **Myria Graziano** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:28 pm

Ok blowhole. Let me explain a few things to your infantile Anpu brain.

First, congratulations on issuing a valid challenge. My money says even if you beat me, you'll find a way to screw up the one you plan to levy against Rand but maybe you'll get lucky twice in a row. Miracles do happen, after all.

Second, if you're so interested in getting rid of Rand, maybe you should...I don't know...target his Loyal Barons. Here's a lesson: Renegade Baron = Threat to Overlord. Loyal Baron = Help Overlord stick around. It's not that complicated.

Third, if you'd bothered to talk to me or pretty much anyone who knows me, you'd know that challenging Rand was right up top on my list of things to do. That may not have been part of your "greater plans" but honestly, I could give two craps about whatever plans you have to depose Rand. Stop involving me in your idiocy.

Regarding your suggestion of when we ought to duel...suggest whatever you like. I'll do as I damn well please and you're going to deal with it because, well, you don't have much choice, do you? And don't worry your pretty little head about my bumps and bruises. I'm a big girl.

Since you're apparently into suggestions, here're two: 1) stop living in your own filth and 2) keep your bathroom habits out of challenge proclamations. Nobody needs to know why you need Seaside's toilets.

Oh, one final suggestion: rescind this challenge and get the hell off of my lawn. No Anpus allowed.

Myria G.
Crew

King · Post by **King** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:21 am

I smell a rap battle in the making.

Claire Gallows · Post by **Claire Gallows** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:22 am

Gotta go for the Ren to duck the test from the Overlord. If he's afraid of the test, how's he gonna challenge Randy?

Anubis Karos · Post by **Anubis Karos** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:27 am

That kid whose name that I forget was under challenge by this cesspool's 300 pound coordinator, I've always had something of a soft spot for Colleen MacLeod's progeny, and Tara would have subjected me to hysterics if I had challenged her "bestie". No Loyals were viable options.

The Rhydinian moon will turn into a swine's pus before I rescind this challenge, little girl, so I suggest that you respond.

~Anubis Karos

G · Post by G » Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:05 am

You see, I wasn't going to get involved or care either way about this. But now, I hope that Myria rips Mr. Speaks Too Damn Much And Doesn't Know Jack About What He Is Saying Because He's Just All Ego And No Talent's ass.

It didn't have to get personal, but someone had to open his crusty, diseased ridden mouth.

It'll be nice to have Anubis win, though. Because that means we'll be able to have another Barony available for the next Warlord Tournament.

G.

Anubis Karos · Post by **Anubis Karos** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:53 pm

...You may as well have nailed up a sign saying "Anubis's insult got to me".

Myria Graziano · Post by **Myria Graziano** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:33 pm

You keep right on suggesting and I'll keep right on ignoring.

Helpful hint: I did respond to your challenge. You must know this already because you replied to that response. But maybe too much of your brainpower was overwhelmed by your being amazed the challenge was somehow valid for you to have realized it.

If I need to spell it out for you, Anpu, here it is: Challenge accepted. Is it obvious enough, now?

We'll fight when I'm good and ready. I'll figure out when that is when I'm good and ready. In the meantime, go reapply your eyeliner.

For everyone else, make sure to remember this helpful Wrecking Crew Approved PSA: No Anpus Allowed!

Myria G.
Crew

G · Post by G » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:37 pm

Anubis Karos wrote:...You may as well have nailed up a sign saying "Anubis's insult got to me".

Or one that says "I'm tired of the same idiotic lie spewed over and over from a complete jackass."

That would be the more accurate one. But, if you don't want to get smacked down again, you'll know to shut your trap and deal in truths. Like I did.

G

Anubis Karos · Post by **Anubis Karos** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:47 pm

This was a challenge of expedience, a way to get another Barony as a stepping stone to take the Overlordship back. One can look at the titles in such a trivial manner when one has had the history that I have had with them. I have had more Baronies than most men have had women.

But your infantile defiance is wearing my patience thin. Pray to the gods for your best night, girl, because I am starting to think that I will take a ring from your finger, and put a ring around your neck.

Sabine · Post by **Sabine** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:46 pm

I vote for a dance off!

Anubis Karos · Post by **Anubis Karos** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:47 pm

The challenge shall be this upcoming Sunday, at 10:30 by Rhydin's clock.

DUEL Gabby · Post by **DUEL Gabby** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:13 pm

Okay, I think you two might want to look at the calendar and come up with a new date to have this challenge...one that falls within the 14 day period after acceptance. There seems to be some confusion regarding whether Myria's original response was an actual acceptance so we'll go with the date of September 5th. You need to fight this challenge by midnight Saturday, September 19th.

Post by **Ria Graziano** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:33 pm

Yo,

I snicker as much as anyone else 'bout Nubbles screwin' up challenges, but why ain't ya had the same issue a couple months back when Red challenged Rand an' the date was over by a day?

Lil' inconsistent, ain't it? Might wanna consider issuin' a warning before ya just randomly start enforcin' rules there.

- Ria Graziano

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