Challenge for Overlord

Post by **Claire Gallows** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:00 pm

It's been about a year since the last time I took a crack at the top title. Didn't really have a reason to, but I think now's as good of a time as any to try again. Sooooo, in short, Kimone, you're under challenge.

-CRC

DUEL Gabby · Post by **DUEL Gabby** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:36 pm

This challenge is valid and may proceed. Good luck to you both!

:::A list of challenge officials can be found tacked to the board:::

((Friendly reminder regarding the amended rule: The Challenger is responsible for acquiring the services of a caller but both parties must agree upon the chosen caller. Please obtain one as early as possible and post to the challenge thread when one is secured. Thanks!))

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:18 pm

If Claire wins she promised icecream parties every Sunday on Overlord Isle. Check mate, Kee-MOAN! Claire 1, Kimone 0.

Kimone Kidd · Post by **Kimone Kidd** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:01 pm

Okay, I was expecting to be challenged pretty quick as it was so I can't say I'm surprised. We can try to get it done soon!

K.K

Post by **Claire Gallows** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:13 pm

Thursday the 26th at 8 PM ET. If I'm not mistaken, the Luckiest Archmage Ever (Jesse) should be calling.

DUEL Jesse · Post by **DUEL Jesse** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:33 pm

ALL HAIL OVERMASTER CLAIRE! Here is the play by play.. Please don't peer too much into the globe of magic, for I will not be responsible for mind wipes or nose bleeds...or cancer that may or may not be due to the arcane radiation.

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DUEL Jesse&#58; "Ladies~&#9834; And broken gentlemen~&#9834; The undisputed champ, of misery -- Kii-moan Keee~d! She stands at FIVE toot FOUR inches and weighs.. rougly around one hundred and six pounds, give or take a few! She's the Overlady of the Duel of Swords, which isn't as cool as Archmage but I guess it's cool here! Oh, did I mention she's the 100th one too?"
DUEL Jesse&#58; "Anywho~! Her flag, banner, whatever you call it is purple and black. Why not green and purple? Which is, by far, a better color? Who knows. She has no seconds because with that weight on her, she probably doesn't need many seconds if youknowwhatimsaying~. WATCH YOUR FIGURES, LADIES! No man wants you if you're fat!"
DUEL Jesse&#58; "Her second is.. some guy named Michael "Mick" Maloney. No clue who he is, but okay! I guess he counts!"
DUEL Jesse&#58; "Now..~&#9834; In this corner! We find her challenger! The pride of UTOPIA~&#9834;! The greatest thing.. EVER~&#9834; Claire "The Pink Bear" Farron! I could list her height and she won't care. I could go with her weight and say how she gained a LOT in some areas of her body due to her pregnancy, but she'd probably hit me."
DUEL Jesse&#58; "Speaking of pregnant. She didn't even make me her brats god mother.. Seriously, she asks me to call this challenge and what do I get out of it? Nada, nothing, zip. She could be nice and give me Godmother status of one of her brats but noooo! Anyway, her banner is a Lucian standard on one end, and a black and pink Dirty banner on the other. I still don't know WHY they call themselves dirty. You're proud to be dirty? Es Em Ayche."
DUEL Jesse&#58; "Her lord of Honor is Za--.. Wait, you're not with him? Okay, NOCTIS CAELUM. Both Kimone's man and him are absent from this. I wonder why?"

DUEL Jesse&#58; "WILL THIS BE A ONE SHOT OR A DOWN AND DIRTY THREE-BEE?"
Kimone Kidd&#58; "In the professional leagues, we always do one fight for all the marbles." She nods and starts shadow boxing in order to warm up.
DUEL Jesse&#58; "One quick shot coming up!"
DUEL Jesse&#58; "You two get in there and hit each other with whatever weapons you got. And know that if any of you should die to to an issue with the wards due to tampering or god knows what else.. I get the dead bodies for I call dibs."

DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 1&#58; Kii-moan is so smooth! Watch her move with the grace of a swan! Her stylish moves leave Claire all but open for a counter attack! Now, I'm bias.. I really want Claire to win. So hopefully she doesn't screw the pooch. Wait, is that a real saying? &#40; FLP / FSS &#41; 1 Kii-moan
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 2&#58; Kii-moan dives in like a shark ready and willing to rip into that flopping baby seal that gets seperated by its mother. Heh.. Seal Cub Clubbing Club.. Stupid seals. Oh, yeah. Commentary. WELP! Claire's ready for it! Look at her go.. and all of that stuff. &#40; FSS / TH &#41; 1-1
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 3&#58; Kii-moan is back on the move! Watch her swan dance once more! Now Claire feels like being a jerk and cutting into that dance.. You know, cutitng low.. and hopefully bringing on blood.. If she doesn't then she's a wuss. &#40; LC / FSS &#41; 2-1 Claire
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 4&#58; Claire does what she d--.. Wait, I can't make that joke. Someone will get mad at me. Hold on, give me a second. CLAIRE, PERHAPS SEEING A COIN, BENDS OVER, and - uh. Well, she ducks out of the way of that parry! That's what happens! &#40; FA Duck / FA LP &#41; 3-1 CLaire
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 5&#58; Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' -- what?! &#40; FSS x2 &#41; 3-1 Claire
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 6&#58; GO! GO! CLAIRE! MATCH POINT IS RIGHT THERE! Just reach out and TAKE it! &#58;&#58; Cackles. Kicks her legs. &#58;&#58; Take it right into Kii-moans stophit! &#40; TH / SH &#41; 3-2 Claire
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 7&#58; That small lead is now GONE! Why? Because Kii-MOAN is cutting right over Claire's brace! Uh-ohhh~! &#40; SH / HC &#41; 3-3
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD 8&#58; Hah. It'd be really nice if someone thrusted here.. But she doesn't. UGH. &#40; HC / FSS &#41; 4-3 Claire
DUEL Jesse&#58; THE WORLD
DUEL Jesse&#58; Jesse lets out a real loud ahem.
DUEL Jesse&#58; "You owe me one god mother award to your child, since Claire.."
Claire Farron&#58; "..."
DUEL Jesse&#58; "You're getting arab money!" &#40; FSS / FCP &#41; 5-3 Claire.
DUEL Jesse&#58; "CLAIRE IS THE NEW OVERLORD!"

Kimone took the Old Temple Barony for herself! Which is weird, since I think she's an atheist.. Hopefully some God fearing Warlord will strip it from her blasphemous clutches soon, or else baby Jesus will cry.

We've already had some Barons decide their loyalty to the new OVERMASTER CLAIRE! While others are still being lazy! Anyway, GOOD 100TH REIGN, KII-MOAN. GOOD WIN CLAIRE.

Mine Bill

1 Overlord Challenge Call - $101.00
No Serah Fee - $50.00

Calling Tax: $2.99
Delivery Tax: $3.00
Write up Tax: $1.00
Expected Tip: $20.00
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Total: $177.99

This must be paid by the end of the week or else I will repossess the Overlord Isle.

Jesse

Post by **Claire Gallows** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:07 pm

While the barons are considering their alignments, I'd like to offer a bit of transparency so they can make their decisions accordingly. Regarding loyalty, tests and all of that jazz, while any of you are welcome to align however you want, I plan to only offer tests for loyal barons who have defended their title on their own at least once. After that, I will gladly test for any loyal that requests it, regardless of challenger with only a small handful of exceptions. If that affects your alignment, then so be it, but it's out there so nobody can say they didn't know.

Also, party on the Isle tomorrow night. Everyone's welcome, hope to see you there.

Myria Graziano · Post by **Myria Graziano** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:47 am

Seaside aligns Loyal.

Myria G.
Crew

Maria Graziano · Post by **Maria Graziano** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:51 am

I really need to write a how-to class for you people on expressing yourself in challenge notices.

You do not say: "Umm, so guys, I'm bored and I thought, you know what the hell? And so I'm sticking up this notice to challenge you!!!! Take care and stay cool!!!!"

You do say: "I'm challenging you. I don't have a reason other than I know I can beat the stuffing out of you. I'm going to rip your title out of your hands so fast that it's going to make your head spin. Please make sure you have a second because you're going to need a shoulder to cry on after I'm done beating your ugly face in. I am the best that is and the best that was and the best that ever will be. I am bad ass and I am about to lay waste to your house."

I can't believe we're loyal to this bull.

- MGC

Hope · Post by **Hope** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:59 am

I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're loyal because Myria knows it's never the dog with the loudest bark that has the hardest bite.

JewellRavenlock · Post by **JewellRavenlock** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:03 am

Maria Graziano wrote:I really need to write a how-to class for you people on expressing yourself in challenge notices.

You do not say: "Umm, so guys, I'm bored and I thought, you know what the hell? And so I'm sticking up this notice to challenge you!!!! Take care and stay cool!!!!"

You do say: "I'm challenging you. I don't have a reason other than I know I can beat the stuffing out of you. I'm going to rip your title out of your hands so fast that it's going to make your head spin. Please make sure you have a second because you're going to need a shoulder to cry on after I'm done beating your ugly face in. I am the best that is and the best that was and the best that ever will be. I am bad ass and I am about to lay waste to your house."

I can't believe we're loyal to this bull.

- MGC

Bahahaah! Has anyone else REALLY missed Maria Graz?

xoxo Jewell Ravenlock

Myria Graziano · Post by **Myria Graziano** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:38 pm

Give me some credit, sis. I've got a plan.

And Jewell, you're right. Maria's the best. You're all better off when she's engaged.

Myria G.
Crew

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:57 pm

Queen wrote:I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're loyal because Myria knows it's never the dog with the loudest bark that has the hardest bite.

Pit bulls bark pretty loud. I guess you've never watched the Dog Whisperer. And I've seen one or two maul a baby before to know they have a pretty hard bite.

Shadowlord · Post by **Shadowlord** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:18 pm

JewellRavenlock wrote:
Maria Graziano wrote:I really need to write a how-to class for you people on expressing yourself in challenge notices.

You do not say: "Umm, so guys, I'm bored and I thought, you know what the hell? And so I'm sticking up this notice to challenge you!!!! Take care and stay cool!!!!"

You do say: "I'm challenging you. I don't have a reason other than I know I can beat the stuffing out of you. I'm going to rip your title out of your hands so fast that it's going to make your head spin. Please make sure you have a second because you're going to need a shoulder to cry on after I'm done beating your ugly face in. I am the best that is and the best that was and the best that ever will be. I am bad ass and I am about to lay waste to your house."

I can't believe we're loyal to this bull.

- MGC
Bahahaah! Has anyone else REALLY missed Maria Graz?

xoxo Jewell Ravenlock

I miss Maria as much as I miss Jonalyn.

~Shadow

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