Challenge for Dragon's Gate Barony

[Goldglo]

Jaycy,

With Battlefield Park already under contention, I've decided to challenge you for the Dragon's Gate barony. I look forward to another of our spirited engagements.

--Matthew Algiers Simon

((Show of Activity:
Goldglo .def. Fourth, 5-0 in 6 Rounds, DoS
King .def. Goldglo, 5-2 in 10. DoS.
Jaycy Ashleana .def. Goldglo 5-1 in 9, DoS.
Bile .def. Goldglo, 6.0-5.0 in 9
Goldglo .def. Kruger, 5.0-2.5 in 10
Goldglo .def. Saieniel, 5.0-4.0 in 11
Goldglo .def. Apple, 5.5-1.5 in 14
Jake .def. Goldglo, 5.0-4.0 in 9
Goldglo .def. Shadowlord, 5-3 in 10. DoS.
Goldglo .def. Fourth, 5-3.5 in 9 rounds, DoS))

[Andrea Anderson]

This challenge is valid and may proceed.

[Jaycy Ashleana]

Accepted.

We will be fighting on Sunday, April 20th at 10:30 pm ((ET)). Dio will be officiating.

Jaycy

[DUEL Dioxane]

In an Epic Battle that took the combatants from one end of the Arena, through all seven districts, sank the Overlord Island and caused a 8.9 underwater earthquake that caused Seaside and Dockside to crumble and sink into the ocean and then a pair of stars collapsed, creating a black whole that destroyed the entire Rhydin solar system. Twice.

It got better.

Anyway, in a nutshell, after 8 rounds, Matt takes home the Barony of Dragon's Gate by a score of 5-1.

Well won Matt, Good reign Jaycy!

(Detailed details to come soon)

[DUEL Dioxane]

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DUEL Dioxane	Very well, then. The Particulars!

DUEL Dioxane	In the Amaryllis corner, The Challenger, fighting under the colors of standout Blue and Gray, how civil, seconded by no one, but fighting for the honor of the ever so lovely, Killer Koyliak the Krumpet, and their wee one, Thimblelina Thia, we have the Sultan of Slap, Nine Time Diamond Cutter, The Count of Monte Fisto, the King of Sting... Menacing Matt "Senior Citizen" Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiimooooooooooon!

DUEL Dioxane	Dueling under the colors of silver, forest green, black and dark blue. Under the banner of a silver winged tiger with triple black stripes, and a pair of dark blue arcs on the wings, on a field of forest green and triple silver stars. Her Second tonight is the Overlady, Mean Morgan "Lethal" Le Fay, and absentia Lord of the Moment, the Power Tool, Pslippery Pslyder. Presenting The Tiny Terror, The Express Train to Pain, Rock ya like a Hurricane, Jivin' Jaycy "Asterisk" Aaaaaaaaashleaaaanaaaaa!

DUEL Dioxane	Oh, and for the record, the Baroness chose a single bout.
DUEL Dioxane	And for the record, Matt's old.
DUEL Dioxane	You know how many songs I know that use One Shot in it?
DUEL Dioxane	At least two.
DUEL Dioxane	Who wants to hear me sing?
DUEL Dioxane	EVERYBODY!
DUEL Dioxane	::crickets::

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	The funniest thing about the turn of the seasons from one of a frozen wasteland of chilled temperatures, frostbitten fingers, blizzards and other such extreme cold weather events, is that when the temperatures become near Summer like, the people of the world turn into absolute inconsiderate personalities who enjoy blasting loud sounds from vehicles or radios or even vocally. Wouldn't it be nice if it was more.. contained? BANG! (HC/FLP) 1-0 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Doom. Doom and Gloom. Doom, Gloom, Broom. Doom, Gloom, Broom, Kaboom. At the moment, I'm just enjoying the opportunity to say words ending in "oom" which used to mean that I needed to rest before casting any more spells, which meant that if you were sitting down you had the chance to take a fourty five minute nap, which used to mean that I can't remember where I was going with that. (FLP/FCP) no score, 1-0 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Galloping across the cosmos is a game for the young, doctor. You know what else is a game for the young? Tag. Hide and go Seek. Slip and Slide. Poker. Well, maybe not poker, unless you're gambling for jelly beans, then it's okay. though I really like the green ones. They taste like lime. (SH/LC) 2-0 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	I really do like lime, you know. It used to be that everything that was green was flavored lime. Well, not everything. Sometimes it was mold. That didn't taste too good. Or lettuce, then it was for texture. But as far as candy went, green was lime. Then one day I was shooting for some food, and I went for a piece of green candy. Know what it tasted like? Do you? Green apple! What the hell! When did they make THAT change?? I hate apples! (LC/DU) 2-1 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	So, don't get me wrong, I don't HATE all apples. I can tolerate Honeycrisp. Those things are natures little candy if you get the right sized ones. Very tasty. but I wouldn't make a candy out of them. Well. Maybe candy apples. or caramel covered apples. Do those count as candy? I don't know if I'd consider them actually candies, but they're tasty that way too. How about health wise? Would they be healthy because they're apples, or bad since they'e covered in candy? (SH/HC) 3-1 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Speaking of candy apples, what's the candy made out of? I mean, caramel apples are pretty obvious, they're made with caramel. But candied apples are something not caramel, or limes for that matter. I wonder if you could get an apple and candy coat it with a sugary sweet lime flavored candy if that would blow my mind away since I love limes but hate apples other than honeycrisp, but maybe if I lime candied a honeycrisp.. okay weird. (FSS/SH) 3-1 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Sorry, my mind is still blown by the thought of a lime candied honeycrisp apple. I don't think anyone has tried that in the past, have they? Someone needs to, because it's too risky for me. Unless I do it once but I don't know, cause if I can lime candied candy, I'm going to scarf all that down before I can put the stick in the apple for dipping. Or something. (CP/HC) 4-1 Matt

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	There are ten million, million, million, million, million,million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. Who can't tell me how a lime candied honeycrisp apple tastes like. I'm.... disappointed. Snuffle. (HC/FLP) 5-1 Matt.

DUEL Dioxane	(Final: Goldglo .def. Jaycy Ashleana 5-1 in 8 rounds)

DUEL Dioxane	New holder of Dragon's Gate is Malicious Matt Simon! Congratulations Matt, well reigned Jaycy!
DUEL Dioxane	So. Matty, do you have an alignment to declare or you wanna talk about it?

DUEL Dioxane	::double thumbs up::
DUEL Dioxane	Gotcha lumpkin. ::Thumbs up to Matty::
DUEL Dioxane	Lemme try the floor again...
DUEL Dioxane	::does that disillusion thing where she disappears down through the floor and stuff.::

It should be noted that Matt chose to align Loyal. Because who wouldn't?

Shaboom!