Wow me...

[G]

I'm taking a page out of Imp's book. I'm a Baron and I have no squire. So, wow me. Send me the sexiest pics of yourself.. AND be an active duelist cause I'm not going to give it to some hottie who's not even going to try and just wants to say "Oh look, I'm a squire and have a pretty weapon!" No, I want you to actually fight. Scarred women are sexy.

Also, this isn't just for women. I'll be letting my girlfriend look through these, too, so she'll be happy to check out guys. If she can convince me.. and believe me, she knows how to convince me.. a male could be made squire, too. Same requirements, though. MUST DUEL IN THE ARENA!!!

Okay, that'll do it.

Thanks! I look forward to seeing what comes through!

[Fourth]

I was second in the Clash. I'll be a Grandmaster when the ranking shows that, so I don't know if I can be a Squire. But, I want to be one! Also, I do duel. Often. You've seen me around, guy. Let me know!

[Lilly Hyde]

Here's a picture of the face you'll be seeing if you pass me over. Love and kisses!

[Hope]

Oh my how did this find its way here? Oops, I guess I'll just be taking that squire position.

[Jane Aozaki]

Wouldn't mind sharing a few of my vacation photos for a chance at a squireship. I'm two wins away from Master at Arms if that helps.

[JC]

Sexiest picture ever. Oh, I'm pretty cute too.

[Anastasia]

(image her runes on her arms and chest)

[G]

Melanie: You wear too much eyeliner for anyone to adore you, maybe you should be working the door at Sephora.

Lilly: You're scary. Nice abs, though. Work on the sexy aspect.

Queenie: You're confusing slutastic for sexy. If it's any consolation, I have a few dollar bills if you want.

Jane: Cute, but not sexy. Also, get more sun, Vitamin D, yo.

Jin.. Jenny.. Jae.. something: You get points for awesome, originality, and sexiness(Me) You're SO in the lead. Thing is, you need to duel more. Still, in the lead.

Anastasia: Some cute, mostly looking strung out. You alright or do you need a referral for rehab or anything? Lemme know. Smiling helps.

[Jane Aozaki]

ane: Cute, but not sexy. Also, get more sun, Vitamin D, yo.

I do need a tan.. I'll have to pencil a vacation.

[Mercedes]

Lilly: You're scary. Nice abs, though. Work on the sexy aspect.

Scary women can be sexy too, G'nort. I will scare the hell out of you for acting like a chauvinistic pig, to prove my point since I am the sexiest woman you know. You should probably be afraid to come home and sleep in the same room as me tonight.

Lilly would be my choice for this squireship for the following reasons:

A.) It takes a very confident woman to send a picture of herself without makeup when the instructions involved the word "sexy." Confidence is sexy.

B.) She does actually have raw beauty. That isn't something that could be seen in several of the other applicants because they were wearing a ton of war paint. This is not war, ladies. Also, more makeup does not equal more beauty or more sexiness, nor does less clothing.

C.) Lilly can be my pet project. I will doll her up and shove her into a dress and then she can make me proud by getting into a ring and looking fantastic while she beats the nonsense out of her opponents. Oh...and as an after thought, she can make you proud as well, dear. Your pride in her means less than mine, of course.

I have a vision in my head of Koy pummeling someone wearing fabulous stilettos. I will make Lilly the Koy of the Arena.

D.) Kicking ass is sexy. Didn't she just win one of those weird colored rock things or a tower or a cookie or something recently? The point is, she kicked someone's ass.

E.) She isn't holding a sign saying she "hearts" my boyfriend. Points for that. BIG points for that.

This is who has my vote until there is someone to rival her. I thought you said there would be shirtless male applicants? My reverse chauvinism will be wasted at this rate, darling.

~Mercedes~

[G]

So, we have a tie score currently between Lilly and Jenny Jae Jin.. something.

Also, it looks like I'm staying at the Ivy for a night. Thanks mouth.

[JC]

G,

Fine, fine, I'll fix that by Friday. More duels, got it.



Mercedes,

I'm a firm believer in look-but-don't-touch, so no worries. And if it counts for anything, I walk rather well in heels but I'm always looking to improve. Help me? I could be amazing with your guidance.

[Mercedes]

Mercedes,

I'm a firm believer in look-but-don't-touch, so no worries. And if it counts for anything, I walk rather well in heels but I'm always looking to improve. Help me? I could be amazing with your guidance.

I wasn't worried about you, Jenny Jae Jin. G'nort can barely handle one woman full time, let alone more. He talks a very good game but I am relatively certain it is all bluster. The fact that he is still alive and almost kicking is proof.

Becoming G'nort's squire is irrelevant to my helping you be a more fabulous you. I would never ignore a woman's plea to help her become more amazing, especially when heels are involved.

[Anastasia]

Anastasia: Some cute, mostly looking strung out. You alright or do you need a referral for rehab or anything? Lemme know. Smiling helps.

Yeah I am alright. I do smile. I don't need any rehab.

[Hope]

Queenie: You're confusing slutastic for sexy. If it's any consolation, I have a few dollar bills if you want.

You're mistaken! A sloot is used by many, I am by one. It's alright though, we wouldn't want Mercedes to get unnecessarily worried. I'll take the rain check on this one, for your sake.