u guyz are gunna need one of these here
good newz iz that i aint gunna need 2 put nuthin in
but u gotz like a duzen dudez that will
ima be rich n get my sweet ridez moterin yo
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KieranMcMullet
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MagnoliaFan2000
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Greetings, true believers. It's been some time since I've last given an update on our wonderful, lovely, photogenic Kenzi.
It seems that she had decided to come out to play with her fans recently, first being a noticeable spectator during a challenge between a blue haired fighter and a ego-maniacal egomaniac. Guys, blue hair is out. Go red or go dead.
Anyway, our wonderful Kenzi was seen dishing out quips and being squicked out by the zombie-like referee that night before getting coerced into a tea date with another actually insane redhead named Tara and said ego-maniacal egomaniac. And it seemed like the referee was going too, but not if she kept pulling out body parts to try to give to our Kenz.
Referee, our Kenzi is perfect just the way she is, she doesn't need your inferior, degrading cellulose.
And they're supposed to be having this tea party over at Anubis' house? That's insane! Kenzi, do you not know anything about this guy? Not only is he a famous slaver, but I've heard the stories about how his guests mysteriously disappear and end up in the next nights stews for both people AND the animals!
I don't think they saw me. And I hope they don't know where I live.
Anyway, the next night was another sighting of our wonderful Kenzi! Only this time she was hanging out at a dive bar with that guy who likes saying he has our Kenzi all to himself here. Mr. Mac Pilot with no neck Raleigh. Sources say that they chatted late into the night until they left together.
And this is where it gets really crazy. My sources tell me that they went out and she got a new tattoo on her arm, and that she put Mr. Mac into a cast! What'd she do to him, I wonder? Well, I'll tell you!
After he wrecked his motorcycle and nearly got our lovely Kenzi killed, that's right, he nearly KILLED our KENZI! Anyway, after that, they were in the hospital and Kenzi got some revenge for his evil and managed to get him arrested for stealing hospital property and IDs! He's so bad for you, Kenzi!
Honestly, and my sources are never wrong, if you're going to nearly get our Kenzi killed, buddy you need to reevaluate your priorities! She's far too important a person to die!
Kenzi! Please choose your friends a little more carefully! You need to be a little less trusting of everyone, pay attention to who you're around because all sorts of bad things might happen! I'm worried about you!
It seems that she had decided to come out to play with her fans recently, first being a noticeable spectator during a challenge between a blue haired fighter and a ego-maniacal egomaniac. Guys, blue hair is out. Go red or go dead.
Anyway, our wonderful Kenzi was seen dishing out quips and being squicked out by the zombie-like referee that night before getting coerced into a tea date with another actually insane redhead named Tara and said ego-maniacal egomaniac. And it seemed like the referee was going too, but not if she kept pulling out body parts to try to give to our Kenz.
Referee, our Kenzi is perfect just the way she is, she doesn't need your inferior, degrading cellulose.
And they're supposed to be having this tea party over at Anubis' house? That's insane! Kenzi, do you not know anything about this guy? Not only is he a famous slaver, but I've heard the stories about how his guests mysteriously disappear and end up in the next nights stews for both people AND the animals!
I don't think they saw me. And I hope they don't know where I live.
Anyway, the next night was another sighting of our wonderful Kenzi! Only this time she was hanging out at a dive bar with that guy who likes saying he has our Kenzi all to himself here. Mr. Mac Pilot with no neck Raleigh. Sources say that they chatted late into the night until they left together.
And this is where it gets really crazy. My sources tell me that they went out and she got a new tattoo on her arm, and that she put Mr. Mac into a cast! What'd she do to him, I wonder? Well, I'll tell you!
After he wrecked his motorcycle and nearly got our lovely Kenzi killed, that's right, he nearly KILLED our KENZI! Anyway, after that, they were in the hospital and Kenzi got some revenge for his evil and managed to get him arrested for stealing hospital property and IDs! He's so bad for you, Kenzi!
Honestly, and my sources are never wrong, if you're going to nearly get our Kenzi killed, buddy you need to reevaluate your priorities! She's far too important a person to die!
Kenzi! Please choose your friends a little more carefully! You need to be a little less trusting of everyone, pay attention to who you're around because all sorts of bad things might happen! I'm worried about you!
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KieranMcMullet
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dude not 2 get u supa jelly or nothin
but i seen kenzi a few weeks back mackin on truck boy
she was up on his back gettin a piggyback ride
an they was laffin and gigglin and lookin silly an stuf
so playa plays but her baby bump isnt showin much
i still dunno who the babydaddy is
but im thinkin itz truckboy or krispy kreme
dude glad u posted cuz i thot this bored wuz ded
aint noone tell me nothin about mekanics so
i figgered u all was gone gud to c u bak
now u gotsa mekanic r no?
but i seen kenzi a few weeks back mackin on truck boy
she was up on his back gettin a piggyback ride
an they was laffin and gigglin and lookin silly an stuf
so playa plays but her baby bump isnt showin much
i still dunno who the babydaddy is
but im thinkin itz truckboy or krispy kreme
dude glad u posted cuz i thot this bored wuz ded
aint noone tell me nothin about mekanics so
i figgered u all was gone gud to c u bak
now u gotsa mekanic r no?
this looks like a job 4 the mullet
locks of love
locks of love
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QueenofSomething
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MagnoliaFan2000
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True Believers! I'm back! And if I'm back that can mean only one thing! That there has been an important Kenzi event!
Normally it's been a bit regular stuff with our Kenzi, tracking her from job to job, keeping our eyes on her, not in the creepy way, more of a paparazzi way. Okay maybe that is a little creepy. It's been the fun partying stuff we've grown used to so there wasn't too much to report on though we got tons of pictures you can download from the gallery section (full membership is just 6.99 if you want the best pictures). Most recently, however, our Kenzi was seen out and about hanging in the annex and arena over the weekend. But she wasn't alone.
It seems that our red-headed goddess was spied alone with a dirty, grungey, smelly, sheep loving Scotsman named Ruby.... Rhombus... Roger.... Robiesomethingorother. It's not important. He's not important. We here of the Kenzi Knights Online are thrilled to see that she's making her rounds!
I would have been happier to see her in a group of more people because you can always count for a wonderful show when she's got a lot of people to hassle and throw beer bottles at!
There was a cause for worry, I think, or more light concern. Sources said that Kenzi kinda spaced out. That's not like our Kenzi, is it? We here at Kenzi Nation believe that it was just gas. Even super blogger super models get gas. Chances are that she just ate some slightly outdated sushi. Watch what you eat, Kenzi!
You just cannot trust that wasabi.
Normally it's been a bit regular stuff with our Kenzi, tracking her from job to job, keeping our eyes on her, not in the creepy way, more of a paparazzi way. Okay maybe that is a little creepy. It's been the fun partying stuff we've grown used to so there wasn't too much to report on though we got tons of pictures you can download from the gallery section (full membership is just 6.99 if you want the best pictures). Most recently, however, our Kenzi was seen out and about hanging in the annex and arena over the weekend. But she wasn't alone.
It seems that our red-headed goddess was spied alone with a dirty, grungey, smelly, sheep loving Scotsman named Ruby.... Rhombus... Roger.... Robiesomethingorother. It's not important. He's not important. We here of the Kenzi Knights Online are thrilled to see that she's making her rounds!
I would have been happier to see her in a group of more people because you can always count for a wonderful show when she's got a lot of people to hassle and throw beer bottles at!
There was a cause for worry, I think, or more light concern. Sources said that Kenzi kinda spaced out. That's not like our Kenzi, is it? We here at Kenzi Nation believe that it was just gas. Even super blogger super models get gas. Chances are that she just ate some slightly outdated sushi. Watch what you eat, Kenzi!
You just cannot trust that wasabi.
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KieranMcMullet
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wow dude i though u were ded n stuf
i gots email lettin me no their wuz a new post heer
n i thought thys site wuz closd but luks lyk it wusnt
but u no whut i saw kenz at onna them plaze wher she
wuz mackin on truck dude agin and truck dude was all
'o holy crap u r sew hot i want 2 nubble ur earlobes'
n kenz wus lyke 'no dude ur truck kyls animals n u r sew
weird but kewt n stuff'
then get this
dude an irishman cums down n walks n2 a bar
thas like the funniest joke evar cuz irismen never leeve barz
neway irishman cums in and is lyk 'hi guys im irish'
n then truck dude is lyk 'dude shes mine get ur own lama'
wtf is a lama neway they lyk sheep r horzes r whut
neway irish is lyk 'nah dud kenzi b cool n ur cool' and truck dude
is lyk 'k ur cool 2' n they hug and kenzi passed right th fuq owt
dude kenzi neerly died
then truck dude is all 'boo hoo wtf iz she ded??/.' and irish is lyk
'nah dude she b sleepin' and truck dude runz owt for a docs and
then guess whut
turnz owt kenzi b preggers again
whos the baby daddy thys tyme
irish or truck dude
irish wuz wit her more so hiz hot seed cuda been it but truck dude
wuz theyre allot too so it cud be sperm tranzmosys r sumthin i dunno
so baby names dawg i lyke mulletboi styl but u gotz irish now
goin on so howz about irsh namez lyk hammy r seamstress r haggis
haggis is a cool name ima name my mulletkid haggis yo
dude thys site kneeds updayts whrs tha galery
i gots email lettin me no their wuz a new post heer
n i thought thys site wuz closd but luks lyk it wusnt
but u no whut i saw kenz at onna them plaze wher she
wuz mackin on truck dude agin and truck dude was all
'o holy crap u r sew hot i want 2 nubble ur earlobes'
n kenz wus lyke 'no dude ur truck kyls animals n u r sew
weird but kewt n stuff'
then get this
dude an irishman cums down n walks n2 a bar
thas like the funniest joke evar cuz irismen never leeve barz
neway irishman cums in and is lyk 'hi guys im irish'
n then truck dude is lyk 'dude shes mine get ur own lama'
wtf is a lama neway they lyk sheep r horzes r whut
neway irish is lyk 'nah dud kenzi b cool n ur cool' and truck dude
is lyk 'k ur cool 2' n they hug and kenzi passed right th fuq owt
dude kenzi neerly died
then truck dude is all 'boo hoo wtf iz she ded??/.' and irish is lyk
'nah dude she b sleepin' and truck dude runz owt for a docs and
then guess whut
turnz owt kenzi b preggers again
whos the baby daddy thys tyme
irish or truck dude
irish wuz wit her more so hiz hot seed cuda been it but truck dude
wuz theyre allot too so it cud be sperm tranzmosys r sumthin i dunno
so baby names dawg i lyke mulletboi styl but u gotz irish now
goin on so howz about irsh namez lyk hammy r seamstress r haggis
haggis is a cool name ima name my mulletkid haggis yo
dude thys site kneeds updayts whrs tha galery
this looks like a job 4 the mullet
locks of love
locks of love
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QueenofSomething
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Hole-ey Crap. I don't know what the hell you were saying about my grrl Kenzi, McMullet, but you just turned me on so hot right now. I want your babies!
Not.
If my grrl Kenzi is pregnant again, I still got my money on the half elf on tha shelf.
Kenzi grrl, Maloneys. Hotties. You and I, dollface. Let's see how many hearts we bust up!
It's good to be back!!
Not.
If my grrl Kenzi is pregnant again, I still got my money on the half elf on tha shelf.
Kenzi grrl, Maloneys. Hotties. You and I, dollface. Let's see how many hearts we bust up!
It's good to be back!!
And that's the bottom line, cause Queen of Something said so.
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KieranMcMullet
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yo queen yo u wnat my hot bod rite
well u gots it ill ride u 2 baloneys 4 drinks member i gots id
wit id i can bye u drinks n u wyl luv me rite
o bye tha way i gots rid o my studebaker cuz no mekanix
new how 2 fix it yo but i gots gud $$$$$$$$ 4 it cuz
parrntly itz a vlassic pikle r sumtin rite
sew i wnet owt n bout a new sweet ride chek it owt yo
i call it tha mulletmobile
wanna ride in more wayz thin 1 boooong
srsly cum chek me owt yo
freelz
well u gots it ill ride u 2 baloneys 4 drinks member i gots id
wit id i can bye u drinks n u wyl luv me rite
o bye tha way i gots rid o my studebaker cuz no mekanix
new how 2 fix it yo but i gots gud $$$$$$$$ 4 it cuz
parrntly itz a vlassic pikle r sumtin rite
sew i wnet owt n bout a new sweet ride chek it owt yo
i call it tha mulletmobile
wanna ride in more wayz thin 1 boooong
srsly cum chek me owt yo
freelz
this looks like a job 4 the mullet
locks of love
locks of love
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QueenofSomething
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