Mentee Spot Open

[King]

Okay. Short and sweet.

I was apart of the 2012 Hydra Cup Championship Team.
I coached the Over All MVP of the 2013 Hydra Cup, who was also on the winning team by the way, when it came to fist fights.
Lem's taking a break it seems and I'm cool with it, so I'm opening up the spot again for any takers.

I know a lot of you are most likely trying to make a push for rank before the IFL deadline hits. If you want the spot, drop a note here.
Don't care about IFL? Still want to make rank and need the help? Drop a note here.

I accept payments in cash. No credit cards, no checks.
Don't listen to anything Gabby may post. I don't accept food as payment.
Cash only.

[Gabby]

::Scribbled at the bottom of King's notice::

She lies. She takes food as payment because it saves her from having to actually go to the store to buy me food with the cash you will pay her. She prefers fried chicken, cupcakes, pixie stix, and pineapple milkshakes.

[Gothrak]

I would be interested in that spot if you would have me.

[King]

:: Scribbles across Gabby's note, writes under it. ::

Cash. Only.

Gothrak, unless anyone else feels like popping in with an offer, I'll take you. We can talk prices in person today or tomorrow.

[Amanda Houston]

A note was found on some random part of the board.

"Check it. I want to be your mentee so I can suck less. I understand that you don't suck.

Here are my stats.

1. I'm probably over 18.
2. I like to drink.
3. I like to punch stuff.
4. I don't like getting punched.
5. I will show my cleavage.
6. I will pay you, and once I get paid more, I'll pay you more. Don't ask how much. Is there a Hooters around here? I used to work there...
7. I also enjoy making fun of people. Like, everyone.
8. I'm cuter than everyone else.

(below, a half naked mirror picture was tacked to the note.)

SEE?! I.am.cute.

(below that, there was a pink slip with this on it.)

Please check yes or no, and if you check yes, I'll not only be you mentee, but I'll probably try and do scandalous things with you in public.

Thanks,
Amanda."

PS. Keep in mind, I'm cute. See above picture.

[King]

Cigarette flicked to the side. Ash meeting the floor in front of the corkboard while King looked on to see if anyone else replied to her message. Cig dropped all together and stomped on when she saw what was posted. Reaching in to tug at the photo. Pulling it from the board so she can take a closer look.

Let's pocket that real quick.

Only after did she look at the note. Okay, it boosted her ego in the first line -- that's worth points. Second? The girl is cute. Real cute. Totally cute. Cute enough for her to pocket this photo, along with the whole note to make sure Daxia and/or Gabby wouldn't ( hopefully ) find it.

The only thing left is the pink slip. King left that up for one reason only, to circle that YES, then reply on it with black ink.

"Come by the Seaside Barony Manor tomorrow. I need a closer look at your body to make sure you're in fighting shape."