Challenge for Old Temple

[Nayun]

I have the needed ten duels to press challenge
I challenge Kalamere for the Barony of Old Temple

That is all

[DUEL Norah]

This challenge is valid and may proceed!

[Kalamere]

Nayun,

How could I say no? I look forward to seeing you in the ring. Shall we say Thursday the 9th at 10pm?

~Kal

[Nayun]

I agree on this date
Is there a caller willing to officiate

That is all

[Kalamere]

Assuming it is agreeable with you, I have asked Dioxane to officiate. If you have issue for some reason, we can discuss further.

~Kal

[Nayun]

I see no reason to decline Dioxane

That is all

[DUEL Dioxane]

Clif notes:
Nayun and Kal were gonna fight.
Rand stepped in on Kal's behalf.
Mur, as renegade Baron, stepped in on Nayun's behalf.
Mur beat Rand 5-1 in 7 rounds, I believe.
This allowed Nayun to face Kal.
Kal beat Nayun 5-3 in 9 rounds.

Will do the whole big thing tomorrow. Hopefully I remember!

Till the Overlord Challenge, I am!

ME!

[DUEL Dioxane]

Better late than never!

::floats over and drapes herself over Norah's lap.:: 'Allo bosslady, you're looking dashing as ever. And do my nostrils detect the scent of baked goods? Or would if I still had a sense of smell?
22:03:12 DUEL Dioxane Oh, how delectable. Wish I could taste them.
22:05:03 DUEL Dioxane Nah. It's like.... a tease. Like strip clubs. You can look but can't touch, unless you want the bouncers to crack your skull as they toss you out the door. Unless you have the money to pay for the touching, which you don't, because you spent it all on diapers for the wife and child you left at home to go hang out at "The Kitty Kaboodle Klub." It's not fair.
22:05:48 DUEL Dioxane ::slides off Norahs lap and stands, walking over to a ring she thinks looks pretty good. Then, she waves her hands to create her throne of skulls for her to rest on.::

22:07:17 DUEL Dioxane ::She sits languidly on that throne of skulls, no blood this time because it's at a premium and she hasn't gotten paid yet.:: Okay then, are we ready to begin this Challenge for...::checks her notes:: Old Haven off the Seaside of Battlefields Temple Island?
22:07:26 DUEL Dioxane Or, Old Temple.
22:07:45 DUEL Dioxane Kal?
22:08:22 DUEL Dioxane Did you know Kalamere is an Elf? And he's about like 220 years old as an elf, which is about 30 years old in human years, which is about 4 years in dog years? Does that make Kal a dog?
22:08:50 DUEL Dioxane I've been saving that observation all week, I'll have you know. So someone better laugh.
22:09:03 DUEL Dioxane Laugh, dammit! Validate me!
22:09:28 DUEL Dioxane Thanks! ::cheerful.::

22:10:19 DUEL Dioxane So, Kal, is it gonna be a one shot or best of three? Or alternative?
22:13:06 DUEL Dioxane I was almost set.
22:13:32 DUEL Dioxane Now, I have a previous thingie for Rand but I don't have anything for you, Mur, so I'm gonna have to wing it, is that ok?
22:14:21 DUEL Dioxane Okie dokie artichokie!

22:14:36 DUEL Dioxane CHALLENGE for Old Temple! Overlord Challenge Preview!
22:14:57 DUEL Dioxane Defending the Baron of Old Temple.....
22:15:17 DUEL Dioxane Dueling under a Banner of the Dragon, Rrrrred with a white Yin-Yang symbol upon it, the colors also including Gold and Black. Seconded by Gwendolyn Minx, with his Lady of Honor being Morgan le Fay, and the rest of his Harem that makes him almost as bad and delusional as Imp, The Rabbit Punchin', The Roving Eye, Rerun, Sugar Rand "Raging Bull" al'Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!
22:15:35 DUEL Dioxane Like I said, it's what I had on hand!

22:15:52 DUEL Dioxane Defending the Challengers Right to Press Challenge...
22:18:32 DUEL Dioxane Dueling under a Banner of colors that he's so chosen, with a symbol of something he likes, seconded, most likely, by a bottle of Gin, or Rum, or Vodka, maybe Whiskey.. hell, just say Alcohol. Fighting for the Honor of more alcohol, is Mad, Merciless, Municipal Mur "Oedipus Complex" Ollovan!

22:27:28 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview
22:29:41 DUEL Dioxane There could be a story here, but I'm more looking forward to what happens later! By later, I mean the tucking into bed and nuzzling and playing with my sword. By sword, I totally mean a two handed weapon of mass destruction for lopping the heads off of evil doers.. or goody two shoes, or, well, whoever stands in my path! Because I am dead I don't have the luxury of sleep! SELFISH! (FCP/FSS) 1-0 Rand
22:32:06 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview!
22:34:49 DUEL Dioxane I'm willing to bet the lot of you were thinking of something else when I was referring to a two handed sword. Something not that I intended. Like that time I said I was going out for a gallon of milk and a donut and ended up going out for chicken and ribs but ended up in the massage parlor with a couple girlfriends and her hubby's credit cards which meant we took a flight to Pandaria. Mmm Orange Chicken. (TH/LC) 1 up

22:40:04 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview
22:41:12 DUEL Dioxane There was a point at some point that a point was being made, but the maid forgot to make it with a rake and rake up the yard for yard instead of feet or a foot. (LC/FSS) 2-1 Mur

22:46:31 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview
22:47:53 DUEL Dioxane I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedle de de dee. There they are a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. Oh, I never had to do this when Arthas was Lich King. (TH/LC) 3-1 Mur

22:52:37 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview
22:54:09 DUEL Dioxane I said "Coconuts!" Not Penguins! Though, if we had penguins, it would quite possibly be very cool in here. Chilly, like Chilly Willy the Penguin, who's tail is cold and nose is blue. Blue, like a clear sky in Northrend on a cloudless day, where there's no snow falling and the rivers are frozen over with the blood of the fallen.. how romantic. (FDU/FDU) 3-1 Mur
22:56:25 DUEL Dioxane ::Oh, she could make it cold too. she's got spells and all, but can't feel anything cause she's deaaaaaad! Crai!::
23:03:04 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview
23:04:50 DUEL Dioxane I don't know if it was the thoughts about penguins or ducks or some sort of slothlike Koala/Platypus mix combo, but what happens next, I dunno, something was cool but then it wasn't there so things happened but didn't cause there was an aggressive miss and all. Pancreas! I need my Tums. (FSS/TH) 4-1 Mur

23:06:13 DUEL Dioxane Or I would, but I don't have stomach acids!
23:06:18 DUEL Dioxane Nonono Rand.
23:06:30 DUEL Dioxane If you're gonna say it, say it right. 'It's Dio's Doing.'

23:08:56 DUEL Dioxane Ring Preview
23:09:13 DUEL Dioxane I think I'll start selling Nipple Enhancers. (FSL/FLP) 5-1 Mur
23:10:37 DUEL Dioxane So, Mur defends Nayun's right to challenge Kalamere by defeating Rand 5-1 in 7. Rah! And I so disliked that last move that.. well, words man, words. Particle Displacement.

23:11:11 DUEL Dioxane I got fifty says he gets more than one next time!
23:11:44 DUEL Dioxane You're taking that bet, Norah? ::Big grin!::

23:12:50 DUEL Dioxane Alrighty then! MAIN EVENT!
23:13:38 DUEL Dioxane In the Goldenrod Corner, representing the Aggressive Nation of Adenna, as displayed by the banner of Adenna, Seconded by none and She swears she is a Woman Grown who will fight for the Honor, Bryan Adams style, for the delicious Cotton Candy 'Be Still mah beatin'.." Hart, We have the Challenger, the Former Baroness, the Natural, Nasty, Mind-Numbingly Apaethetic, Nayun "Rhymes with Doom" ....Taaaaaaaaaaaaylooooooooooooor!

23:13:49 DUEL Dioxane In the Peachpuff Corner, fighting with the always popular colors of blue and silver, because it's not like that's never been done before! Seconded by the current Overlord "Also" Rand alTan, and fighting for the honor of "Playmate of the" Yeardley is The Baron of Old Temple, Wing Klippin', Kocktail sippin', Klean Kut Kalamere "Pirates never, ever said.." Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaar'Din!!

23:14:46 DUEL Dioxane ::Big smile::
23:15:29 DUEL Dioxane I yam whut I yam.
23:15:37 DUEL Dioxane It's a color, Yeardly!
23:15:58 DUEL Dioxane Ya kinda have to, Kal, since Rand stepped in. ::chuckles::
23:16:48 DUEL Dioxane Are you really a playmate of the Yeardley?
23:17:28 DUEL Dioxane Cause I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a girl, who knows a Tauren who knows a guy who might want that issue.

23:18:22 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple!
23:19:52 DUEL Dioxane There once was a man from Shorem, who had pants made too tight, but he wore'em. Then one day around nine, he saw on the ground a dime, so he bent to pick it up and he tore'em. (FLP/FLP) Zilch

23:21:40 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple
23:22:47 DUEL Dioxane There once was a dog called Kitty. Who thought she was very, very pretty. She ran away far, then Got hit by a car, and now she's a spot in the city. Woof. (FSS/FCP) 1-0 Kalabeerdrinker.

23:23:03 DUEL Dioxane Tell Neo I'm looking for him and his tight butt, too.
23:23:13 DUEL Dioxane Leave out the Butt part, though.
23:23:25 DUEL Dioxane And maybe the tight.
23:23:36 DUEL Dioxane Ah heck, I'm not looking for him.

23:26:34 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple
23:27:31 DUEL Dioxane Two duelists are walking along and they come to some tracks. One said they looked like deer tracks, the other said they looked like moose tracks. They were still dueling each other when the train hit them. Must have been their first day. (SH/LC) 1 up!

23:29:31 DUEL Dioxane Why is it no one ever says I have this? It's always someone else in the rings I'm watching. It's depressing. I have feelings too! Or.. I did once. I don't remember. What was I talking about?
23:31:36 DUEL Dioxane You're so sweet. If I had tear ducts, I might cry.
23:32:14 DUEL Dioxane As to Topical Cupcakes, I've been assured that they're quite the tasty treat. Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Topical Tasty Cake!

23:32:21 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple
23:33:34 DUEL Dioxane I was asked for a word once. And my word was 'Antidisestablishmentarianism.' They said 'When the hell would you use antidisestablishmentarianism' in a sentence? And I said "I just used 'Antidisestablishmentarianism' in a sentence twice. Three times if we include you saying it. (HC/FSS) 2-1 Kal

23:33:45 DUEL Dioxane ::Yay pay raise!::
23:36:05 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple
23:37:48 DUEL Dioxane Should everything turn, turn, turn. Then Lordaeron should Burn, Burn, Burn. Buuuuuurn! ::blinks:: Sorry, flashbacks and PTSD. I burned toast once. Or is it Burnt Toast. I know you can have burnt toast and can burn toast, or would that really be burn bread, though can you have burned toast or bread. Which is it? WHAT??? I'M SANE! (LC/HC) 3-2 Kal

23:38:30 DUEL Dioxane You know what's creepier than chest hair on a woman?
23:38:34 DUEL Dioxane Chest hair on a toddler.
23:38:55 DUEL Dioxane Who knows where my thoughts come from. They just do.
23:39:36 DUEL Dioxane ::Looks at Norah.:: Or chest hair on cupcakes.
23:40:40 DUEL Dioxane But not death! Yay me!

23:40:56 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple.
23:42:25 DUEL Dioxane The employees where chest hair nets, but notice she said nothing about hair nets? I'm sure, since there's a bonus paycheck in it for me, that the Tasty Topical Cupcakes company follows and sets the highest standards of quality known to man, woman, creature and undead kind. If I could taste, I would taste a Topical Tasty Cake. ::Thumbs up.:: (FCP/SH) 3-2 Kal

23:44:14 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple
23:45:35 DUEL Dioxane Good enough. For you it's, good enough. For me it's goooood enough. Good enough for meeee? A Yai yai yai yai yaaai. Goonies! Good old One Eye Willy. Hmm.. I just now saw that. One Eye Willy? One Eyed Willy? A willy? With One eye? Oh, those Goonies. (TH/FCP) 3 up

23:48:39 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple, round whatever!
23:50:30 DUEL Dioxane Sock Puppet, Sock Monkey, little sock of wool. Those beady little soulless eyes stare at me at night. Unmoving. Unblinking. Just... staring. Deeper, deeper. You're going to eat me. And not in a vivid video sort of way. (LC/DU) Kalamere

23:53:59 DUEL Dioxane Ring Temple
23:56:57 DUEL Dioxane Did you know that Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone. Then you are killed and turned undead and then it doesn't really matter anymore because your entire existence is based on magic, so, you can lose bones and be hunky dory! (FSS/LP) Kal 5-3


23:57:17 DUEL Dioxane Kalamere defends his title, 5-3 in 9 rounds. Cupcakes on the house!
23:58:17 DUEL Dioxane Boy, everyone is so happy with how I performed tonight!
00:02:30 DUEL Dioxane ::blows kisses:: I am going now. Sleep is mine by right!
00:02:52 DUEL Dioxane Wait, no it isn't. I'm dead. I don't require rest.
00:03:09 DUEL Dioxane I'm going anyway. So. Bye!
00:03:27 DUEL Dioxane ::does a super impressive thing that does stuff impressively and allows her to go::