Overlord Grant-Challenge to Seaside

[Kyra Jessup]

Thank you, Norah, for allowing me to still use the Grant regardless of what the Overlord did or didn't do on time.

Thank you, Matt and Andrea, for your kind words.

As I took time to meditate over who to use the Grant against, I took in Mur's letter of intent and the current challenges already posted.

Andrea, I'm using the Grant to challenge for Seaside.

[Andrea Anderson]

Let me take this time to congratulate you again on your victory. Though validation is needed, you can see this as my acceptance.

[DUEL Norah]

This challenge is valid and may continue!

[Rakeesh]

Fight well, effendi. This will be a fine challenge.

[Andrea Anderson]

The challenge will take place Saturday the 9th at 10 PM EST. Would anyone be willing to call?

[DUEL Goblin]

((Sat the 9th?))

[Kyra Jessup]

It's Saturday the 6th at 10PM.

[Andrea Anderson]

((My bad. Been a rough couple days. Yeah the sixth at 10 est. ))

[Rakeesh]

This should be an exciting challenge between two talented fighters. I will be there.

[Andrea Anderson]

We still need a caller of anyone is willing.

[Dioxane Carcin]

I think I know someone who may or may not possibly be available to give a moment of her time to try in her roundabout sort of way to perchance the opportunity to officiate this battle of epic proportions.

Providing there's no more space/time continuum spells that interrupt this person. But then, am I posting this from the past, the present or the future. It's so very confusing.

[Eregor]

Providing there's no more space/time continuum spells that interrupt this person. But then, am I posting this from the past, the present or the future. It's so very confusing.

I don't know, it made perfect sense to me.

This should be an interesting challenge to watch.

[DUEL Dioxane]

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DUEL Dioxane	Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeentlemen, and Napoleon who is so adorable he gets a spot all of his own...  What we have here is a Battle of Battles. A danger of definite deductions. A fantastic fight of fabulous fiction.....

DUEL Dioxane	Do you, Kyra, plan to continue to raid the Citadel of Ebon Hold, the Barony of Seaside?
Kyra Jessup	I do.

DUEL Dioxane	And do you, Applesauce, plan to defend and make all attempts to deflect this raid from occuring and thus saving your phat lewts for the auction house?
Apple		"The purples are mine."
Apple		"She can get her achievements somewhere else."
DUEL Dioxane	"They're bind on pickup, you can't auction them."

Apple		"Some aren't."
DUEL Dioxane	"Really? I'm making plans then."
DUEL Dioxane	"Hey! Don't distract me, just answer the question!"
Apple		"Mhm. I'll be defending."

DUEL Dioxane	"Then let's begin this Eeeeeeeeeeepic Raaaaap Baaaaaattle of Hiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssstorrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
DUEL Dioxane	"In the Lavendar corner, the Challenger by way of the Overlord Grant won in a crazy tournament of invitations and team members from the Dueling Organization known as Champions of Mythos.. Meethos.. Methods. Betcha there's a conspiracy in there. So, fighting under the popular colors of the night, Blue and White, which is the banner of CoM, seconded by the esteemed Lord Pirate Ratticus, Napoleon "Oh look, SHINY!" Bonarat, without the crutch of needed a Man, god I love these women, the Challenger, Kickstarting, Crushing, Killer Quick, Kyra "Colonel" Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssup!"

DUEL Dioxane	"In the Orange Corner, weighing in an even 140 and three and seven tenths pounds, give or take an ounce or two.. 140.. really? Man, Cheetos are bad.. anyway.. Under the Banner of Blue with a White skull, Seconded by the delicious Cotton Candy 'Rip Out yer" Hart, and fighting for the honor of Ravishing, Raving Rayvinn "Boy, it sure is.." Darkhart, we have the Baroness of the District of Seaside, the Alluring, Amazing, Astonishing, Astounding Cheeto Eating, Double A, Andrea "A is for Apple and Artificial Double D's" Aaaaaandersooon!"
DUEL Dioxane	Stares at Apple. "You wrote this wrong. Her name is Darkmont. Not Darkhart. You have too much Candy on the brain."

Apple		"I didn't even write her last name.. You added that." Hmph.
DUEL Dioxane	"Well you don't expect me to actually blame myself, do you? This isn't a constitutional Monarchy. I'm INSANE!"

DUEL Dioxane	"So, let's see. Single or Best of Three?"
Apple		"Best of three."
DUEL Dioxane	"You're lucky I'm single."

Napoleon Bonarat	If I had a choice, I'd make them wait until I won or lost the first duel before giving my answer to single or best of three
DUEL Dioxane	"If I had a choice, I'd choose silk. Because it feels so nice against the skin, if my skin could really feel anything. Which is actually not bad when I wear leather or chain. Though my class is supposed to wear plate, but silk under plate was be nice, if I could feel!"
DUEL Dioxane	"Silk and apple fritters."
DUEL Dioxane	"Maybe some chocolate milk."

Rand alTan	Apple fritters and chocolatemilk under your plate?
DUEL Dioxane	"Sure, gotta save it for after the raid."
DUEL Dioxane	"And that would keep them warm."
DUEL Dioxane	"Though, really, I'm dead so I don't exactly have body heat to keep apple fritters warm, not to mention I can't taste anything but ash because I'm a death knight. Oh the Bloodelfery!" Cause she's not human you know.

DUEL Dioxane	"Ring Apple Fritter!"
DUEL Dioxane	"Four Score and 65 years in the past. I won the Civil War with my beard, now I'm hear to Duck your asssss I was saying.." (FDU/HC) 1-0 Apple"

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Apple Fritter!
DUEL Dioxane	"I've read up on your facts, You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career? You're a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms And you're gonna lose this battle Like you lost Return of the Dragon" (FCP/LP) 1-0 Apple
DUEL Dioxane	One has to question, however, where Dio got a beard and stove pipe hat from all of a sudden.

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Apple Fritter
DUEL Dioxane	"I'll rip your chest hairs out, Put em' in my mouth, I'll squash you like I squashed the South. I never told a lie And I won't start now, You're a horse with a limp I'll put you down." (LC/HC) 2-1 Apple

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Apple Fritter
DUEL Dioxane	"This isn't Gettysburg, punk, I'd suggest retreating. For I invented rap music When my heart started beating. Chuck Norris doesn't battle, He just allow you to lose, My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth." (HC/SS) 3-1 Apple

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Apple Fritter
DUEL Dioxane	"I've got my face on the side of a mountain.. mountain.. mountain.. mountain.." She stops. Then she leans her head back and reaches into her mouth to pull out a tape. She frowns, messes with the ribbon that appears to have gotten caught on her uvula and tosses the tape aside. "I shoulda went 8-track." (FSS/CP) 4-1 Apple

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Apple Fritter
DUEL Dioxane	"You know, my uvula springs to mind many weird sounding things. Vulva, Ukelale, Voldo, Volvo, Vorgenbruggen, Vorpal, Vavavoom, Lindsay Lohan. You know, all sorts of things that just seem weird. Weird man, weird. I SAID WEIRD!!!" (TH/TH) 5-2 Apple

DUEL Dioxane	"By Virtue of a lot of scoring more than the other person, Apple wins the first match! We go to Story Time next!"
DUEL Dioxane	"Ring Chocolate Milk is this rounds name. Since I have a feeling both duelists are ready to attack, I shall simply continue this officiating as if I had asked for a break and everyone said 'No thanks, we're good to go. We're awesome and have loads of energy cause we're not dead.' if you know what I mean."

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Chocolate Milk
DUEL Dioxane	"There was this one time when I was just a little girl where I had these imaginary friends who wanted to build a go-cart with me and with hot rod flames, but one wanted the flames and the other wanted bunnies and I didn't really want either because I wanted glow in the dark skills since we'd be racing from the hill where if you put wings on the thing you could fly when you hit the ramp at the bottom... (TH/TH) 1` all

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Chocolate Milk
DUEL Dioxane	"Well, if there was any hill to fly from, it'd be Old Happy Hollows Hill, where the Fifth Horseman of the Apocolypse, Cecil, used to hang out and flap his gums about where the General Store used to be if you took a left. Needless to say we couldn't find the store because it just wasn't there, so we ended up on the covered bridge over the Loyalsock Creek." LC/LC)

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Chocolate Milk
DUEL Dioxane	"Well, once we crossed the old Covered Bridge and passed the Loyalsock Creek, we had to stop because we realized that Old Fifth Horseman of the Apocolypse, Cecil, never did tell us where to go next. Or if he did, we forgot when we started thinking about catching tadpoles. My plan was to take the tadpoles and experiment on them to see if we could create a new surpreme race of amphibious overlords to take control of the saw mill down in Forksville, cause the faire was in town." (FLP/HC) 2-1 Apple

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Chocolate Milk
DUEL Dioxane	"Well, with the Faire in town, that meant that there was big bucks involved in anything that was valuable to someone who saw a bright future, though in retrospect, amphibious overlords might have put a damper on anything if we bred them to take over the world and enslave the other races like the Blood Elves. It didn't work anyway, so lucky us." (FSS/TH) 3-1 Apple

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Chocolate Milk
DUEL Dioxane	"So, the faire ended up being boring because if you've ever been to Forksville, the only thing to do there is swim in the creek and stare at the fire. All the time. Every night. Like, they don't even hunt Giant Spiders, and there's always spiders. So we went back towards the road to see what our next step would be, cause we really forgot our entire purpose here was to do something that Cecil wanted us to do, which he never really said." (HC/CP) 4-1 Apple.
DUEL Dioxane	Ring Chocolate Milk

DUEL Dioxane	"Turns out, Cecil did, indeed misdirect us, and if we just used our eyes, we would have seen the huge Happy Hollow Hill right before us. It was crazy high, it was higher than Lindsay Lohan on a bad day. So, we pushed our cart and argued over the paint job and ended up compromising on glow in the dark flaming bunnies that had skull heads. Which kinda sucked cause by the time we finished, the sun was down and they wouldn't glow in the dark because there was no light to absorb. Made me sad."
DUEL Dioxane	(FCP/TH) 5-1 Apple.

DUEL Dioxane	"Oh, and Apple defends her Barony in two duels. Congratulations! Well fought both!"