I'm a Baron

[G]

I'm a Baron, you're jealous of me.

I've got over Two Hundred wins over losses.

I've been a Baron Nine Times.

I've won the Madness Tournament.

I've won the Warlord Tournament.

I've challenged a Lot of times with what were called Peer Wins that I won.

I've gotten my Ten show of activity in three days.

I've won a King of the Ring Tournament that had Qualifications required in order to be invited to it.

I've won the Team Dueling League Championship.

I'm got the most individual wins in the Team Dueling League.

I captained CDR to their division title many times.

I also captained the team to the Conference title several times.

I've fought duels with the Best the Arena has to offer, and Won.

I also lost to the Worst the Arena has to offer.

The only reason I haven't really gone after the Overlord title is cause I just don't want it. Only challenged for it once, and I lost. I'm not complaining or making excuses for it.

Suffice to say, I've done a LOT in my career here. And Every Single Thing I've earned.

Know what else I've earned? The Right to Call Myself Great.

That's right, I'm great. I'm Fan-freaking-tastic.

Want to be jealous of me? Want to think that there's something wrong with me cause I am who I am? Cause I've challenged and Won again?

Well, guess what? I'm not the only one here who's got accolades and if you want to be jealous, or hate what we've earned? Then keep whining and crying about how mean we are, because until you put up and earn these things? We're going to laugh at you and continue to be great.

So, put up or shut up. Because I *am* great, and there ain't nothing you, or anyone else can ever do to take that away from me.

You can take that to the bank.

[Seirichi]

I'm a Opal, you're jealous of me.

I don't need over Two Hundred wins over losses because I wake up in the morning, know how great I am, roll out of bed and post a challenge for no reason other than wanting to.

I've held ShadoWeaver and Pathfinder.

I wrecked Harris HISTORIC 500 day reign of PathFinder, something others tried so hard to do and failed at.

And guess what? I did it with little effort.

I won the Panther's Claw and became Emerald the Thursday that same week.

I won it KNOWING I would turn Emerald.

Because I could.

I won the Tower of Air just by kicking sand and tossing rocks.

I defended the Tower of Air just by kicking sand and tossing rocks.

My Maid has won two baronies under my excellent, and godlike, tutelage.

Oh. Did I mention I won the Diamond yet? I don't think I have.

I was also apart of Team Beat Down during the 2012 Hydra Tournament.

Does the numbers 779 ring a bell? That was Team Beat Downs total.

Want to know our only worth while opponent ended at?

282.

I've only been here for a short period of time and already outshine a good majority of you children.

So like G, you know what I earned? The right to Call Myself Great.

That's right. I'm great. Fan-f***ing-tastic.

Want to be jelly of me? Then you better get yourself a good bunch of peanut butter to go along with those jelly sandwiches.

and you can take THAT to the bank.

[MurOllavan]

I'm Mur and I beat the hell out of the people you're jealous of.

I don't even measure my wins over losses anymore, I measure my refusals over acceptances because I scare the whole venue and nobody wants to duel me.

I've won a Warlord tournament, TDL Championship, DQs, and AMTs.

I won the Panther's Claw too, knowing I would make Emerald. When people complained, I went out and took the RoK and the Talon as well even though I was a warlord/mage. Because I'm mean.

I won Hydra too, and I'm going to win it again on Beat Down.

Did I mention my triple crown? I won the Diamond and Archmage twice, and I went after the Overlord title just because Harris told me to. Only challenged for it once, and of course I won. And when I get it again I'll be the first Double Triple Crown.

The only thing I haven't done is win every title in every sport, mainly I'm missing.....baronies. Well its time to get started on those seven titles one by one. I'll have my ten duels in a day or two, and I'm going to start by challenging G because I appreciate his bravado. Or that he's off his meds, whichever of the two it is.

[Harris]

I'm Harris and you're not and will never be as good as me.

I'm a 2-time Diamond.

I'm a former Overlord.

I'm a former ArchMage.

You know what that makes me? A Triple Crown winner.

I also happen to have 10 opals.

Add 2 Baronies to that.

Feel free to include my 3 tenures as Keeper.

Have you been counting? That makes me a 19-time title holder. Will I get more? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.

Did I mention my 142 WoL in the Outback, the second highest in the sport's history?

I have so many accolades I can conveniently forget I won the InterGender War in 2011. Even I don't care about that. My most duels in a cycle at 174 has more meaning.

I also have so many accomplishments I've probably LEGITIMATELY forgotten some of them.

I'm so great that when people beat me they AUTOMATICALLY assume that doing so makes them great as well, regardless of what else they've done.

Do I need to brag? No.

Have I earned the right to brag? ABSOLUTELY.

If you wanna be great too come find me. I give lessons.

How did I become so great? Because I come to compete, win, lose, or draw and have for the last 15+ years. I don't make excuses for my losses by hiding behind the concept of being here "just for fun". This is a competitive sport. I'm here to be better than you, your brother, your grandma, your stupid pet, and anyone else you've ever met in your entire life. And when you actually step back and stop long enough to think about it you'll realize I am. If it hasn't hit you yet just re-read this note as many times as necessary until it properly sinks in.

If you don't like it, learn to love it.

[Maria Graziano]

Are we voting? If so, I say Seirichi wins. Just based on ass alone. I'd totally hit that if it hadn't been polluted by Harris.

- MG

[Charles Blackstone]

Uh Im Charles and I have a tower

And Yeah thats it.

K. Bye.

[Seirichi]

Uh Im Charles and I have a tower

And Yeah thats it.

K. Bye.

God dammit kid. At least add "I beat Anubis in Madness and he still hasn't accepted my challenge for a rematch after I called him out when he sh*t talked me."

Are we voting? If so, I say Seirichi wins. Just based on ass alone. I'd totally hit that if it hadn't been polluted by Harris.

- MG

What if I scrub it really hard? Will you come make me feel like the luckiest woman in the world then?

[Charles Blackstone]

Uh Im Charles and I have a tower

And Yeah thats it.

K. Bye.

God dammit kid. At least add "I beat Anubis in Madness and he still hasn't accepted my challenge for a rematch after I called him out when he sh*t talked me."

Oh yeah. That too.

[LadyAjaBird]

I'm a dueler.

I'm a caller

I'm a pirate

I've been around a long time.

I've never held a title.

I don't belong to a team, instead, I belong to a community.

I have however dueled a shut out against an Overlord. I think even a Baron once.

[Seirichi]

I've never held a title.

Stopped reading there.

[MurOllavan]

I'm a pirate

I have alerted Jesse and the SS BREADSTICKS to this.

[Spell]

I'm a pirate

I have alerted Jesse and the SS BREADSTICKS to this.

Vice Admiral Jesse of the S.S. Breadsticks here!

Aja Bird, you have been charged with the crime of pirating!

Pay the tax of 10 Gold or 2 Kisses and Hugs and you will be allowed to continue your work in the docks!

If not, I will be forced to rain fire, napalm, gas, plague juice, bullets, and other such things on your ships, men, women, and children who may be on board!

[Eregor]

I'm a picker.

I'm a grinner.

I'm a lover.

And I'm a sinner.

I play my music in the sun.

I'm a joker.

I'm a smoker.

I'm a midnight toker.

I get my lovin' on the run.

Wooo Woooooo!

*slide guitar solo*

[Maria Graziano]

I'm a picker.

I'm a grinner.

I'm a lover.

And I'm a sinner.

I play my music in the sun.

I'm a joker.

I'm a smoker.

I'm a midnight toker.

I get my lovin' on the run.

Wooo Woooooo!

Maybe not such a great pick, Rhiannon. Gets his loving on the run?

I'll break his kneecaps if you want. That'll stop his running around. Just offering.

- MG

[Eregor]

Maybe not such a great pick, Rhiannon. Gets his loving on the run?

Well, "I get my lovin' on the dance floor" didn't fit the rhyme scheme.