Challenge for Fire

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:45 pm

Dear jesse [insert all the fake last names here]

I here by challenge thee for the possession of the Tower of fire.

-Charles

P.S. Bring your great Necromancy skills to battle, ill be happy to test them.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:18 am

Lemmy. I demand this challenge not be valid! Ser Charles must be making a mistake in challenging me!

ME! ME OF ALL PEOPLE!

What did I do to deserve this?! I've been the perfect Keeper of Fire!

For this injustice.. I will slaughter thirty baby goats to the Blood God X'guth to secure my victory!

AND A BABY PENGUIN AS WELL!

THE WATERS OF TWILIGHT ISLE WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF BABY ANIMALS!

I give you one chance. Pledge fealty to me, and perhaps I won't slaughter you for your insolence!

THE GREATEST KEEPER OF FIRE,
JESSE DEANGELO VAN BOKKELEN SMITH ETERNITY

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:33 am

Ha. You? Pledge Fealty to you? You Make me laugh.

This challenge is Real jesse, you best believe it.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:41 am

They taunt me about the burning as if I were to blame, I clear them from my conscious with the eloquence of my blade.

A blade that will soon meet your skull, Ser Charles!

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:49 am

Spell wrote: A blade that will soon meet your skull, Ser Charles!

You think you have the ability to kill me? I pity you jesse. I pity you...

DUEL Lem · Post by **DUEL Lem** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:32 am

This challenge is valid and may proceed.

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:44 pm

Jesse state your prefered time and date and who you wish to moderate.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:02 pm

Christmas! and XANTH!

I demand Misty the Kitty or Sarah moderate! ( Because I love Sarah and will cuddle her while she stares in loving disbelief that I, Jesse, shall take her as my first wife )

and no, no, no. Ser Charles. Death is so.. final. Why destroy when you can simply hurt? A long life of suffering is far, far, far more beneficial than a quick death at such a long age.

I'm too nice to kill innocent, living creatures!

Excuse me.. I need to wash all this blood off my dress, and these babygoats keep squealing or making whatever sounds babygoats make.

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:18 pm

In the most respectful way I have failed to understand what does through you insane mind.

Therefore I would like to ask either Misty or Sarah when they are available. If in all honesty i would enjoy having it done before this weekend.

And believe me Jesse, Death is not final. But i would expect someone with your great and powerful necromancy skills to know this.

Also, thank you for the Goats, their souls will be of great use to me.

DUEL Ajia · Post by **DUEL Ajia** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:42 pm

Spell wrote:Christmas! and XANTH!

I demand Misty the Kitty or Sarah moderate! ( Because I love Sarah and will cuddle her while she stares in loving disbelief that I, Jesse, shall take her as my first wife )

and no, no, no. Ser Charles. Death is so.. final. Why destroy when you can simply hurt? A long life of suffering is far, far, far more beneficial than a quick death at such a long age.

I'm too nice to kill innocent, living creatures!

Excuse me.. I need to wash all this blood off my dress, and these babygoats keep squealing or making whatever sounds babygoats make.

::Imagine Sarah cleaning the boards and spotting this. Sarah spluttered and choked, her eyes bulging out as she read over the proclamation once again.::

SAY WHAT?!

::Grumbling, she began to sign and scroll on the board beneath the demand.::

I am married and not accepting any other as my spouse. As for officiating... I will do it, so long as there is no snuggling or cuddling from any other than Krusolis Evergreen.

You know how to reach me.

-Sarah

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:49 pm

Pish posh! My sweet Sarah, we shall be wed that very night of my victory! Ser Charles' defeat will be the background orchestra to signify our union as wife and wife! Xanth will be so happy!

He does love you oh so much!

Sarah,

I will allow you to wear white to this occasion, as you are an innocent maiden just like me!

Yours truly and the love of your life,
Jesse DeAngelo Van Bokkelen Eternity Matthews

Post by **Goldglo** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:52 pm

I have noticed "Smith" is now gone from Jesse's last name. Perhaps not all is well in the domestic bliss of the Fire Tower.

--Matt

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:55 pm

Vincent Smith demanded I give myself to him! As I am an innocent maiden, I had to say no!

He was very upset.

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:21 pm

Yup. Defiantly going to make sure to win this one.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:42 pm

A note was tacked on the board, along with a picture. By the looks and smell of it - it had been written in blood; goats blood if one had keen senses of smell.

The goats have been slaughtered and laid out on the pyre! The Blood God X'guth has accepted the offering and given me his good graces!

I am munching on mushrooms whilst I write. Good Ser Charles, your defeat is in sight. For when the moon is full and the hour strikes twelve, the Blood God X'guth will have a contract to fulfill!

So many pretty lights.. :: There was then a bunch of squiggly lines. ::

When is this challenge going to

........... xxxxxxxesss

take place? Hours upon hours upon days. Oh my, oh me.

My sweet Sa

Sarah? W
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date do you propose?

I feel a nap coming on

jesse deangelo van bokkelen smith eternity matthews simon

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