Crew Challenge to Overlord

Chris Graziano · Post by **Chris Graziano** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:43 pm

So Tony always says there's stories in the paper saying I've gotten chubby, out of shape, washed-up. One writer even had the nerve to call me Porky and the Cookie Monster.

Well, clearly my insane training regiment has kept me in top physical form or else I wouldn't have fallen butt backwards into a tournament prize. So all you tabloid journalists, chew on that brownie.

Props to my boy Kheld. Couldn't have done it without you. Stop by for a pastry later.

Whoever's the Overlord, you're on notice. This is a challenge.

Chris Graziano
Crew
Backing up Maria's trash talk since we were toddlers.

G · Post by G » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:33 pm

See this? This is called a validation.

Now Stay Puft and the Overlady can get it done!

Britania Grey · Post by **Britania Grey** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:18 am

Cookie Monster,

I accept your challenge. Hopefully you have someone that can read this to you as you seem unable to read the standings to get my name. I will be in touch for dates.

~Ellisa Morgan

Britania Grey · Post by **Britania Grey** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:56 pm

This challenge has been set to be settled on the 28th at 9PM EST.

~Ellisa Morgan

DUEL Dioxane · Post by **DUEL Dioxane** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:16 pm

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DUEL Dioxane	Soooooooooooooooooooo
DUEL Dioxane	And here we go!
DUEL Dioxane	Iiiiin the Crew Corner, weighing in at the gods know how much after a lengthy retirement filled with donuts, large meals and other highly caloric foodstuffs, from what I have heard, Representing the Wrecking Crew with the colors of Blue, Silver and Black, and weilding probably a baseball bat, The Lady of Honor being the sassy Alexandria "Grumbly" Graziano, while seconded by Myria "Grabtastic" Graziano....
DUEL Dioxane	Cripplin' Creme dela Creme, Crushin' Chrisssss "Grope ya till the cops arrest me" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrraziano!!

DUEL Dioxane	Iiiiiiin the Overlord Corner, and we all know not to bother bringing up a ladies weight cause it'll cost you in the long run, Representing the colords of a Silver Dragon on a black field, probably cause the dragon breathes fire and has burned everything, maybe even named Trogdor, Seconded by.. Okay I got nothin'.. Camui Rei!
DUEL Dioxane	She of Many Names, Cap'n Crunch, Eclectic Ellisa "Morning Breath" Moooooooooooooorgan!

DUEL Dioxane	See? Not that great on spur of the moment. Anyway, The Overlord has chosen a Single Match format. You may fire when ready
DUEL Dioxane	Oh, and if you two try to break 37 rounds I'll kill you. Both. Wards and rules be damned.

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Lalalalala Dios Song! Lalalala Dios song! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I needed to entertain myself since you two clearly are not doing so. Where's the action? Where's the suspense!? Dio's Song! &#40;FCP/LP&#41; 0-0
DUEL Dioxane	&#58;&#58;mumbles&#58;&#58; How many Graziano's are there? Like cockroaches, I swear.. always more.

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge!
DUEL Dioxane	"Yae, though I walk through the valley of Cuts, I shall fear no Thrusts." I'm sure that's written in a duelist bible somewhere, right? Though with Chris not fearing the thrusts, he attacks low. Ellisa probably shouldn't have feared them, or she would likely have not tried trapping. &#40;SH/LC&#41; 1-0 Chris

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	What would you do for a Klondike Bar? In my view, it looks like everyone put their hands in the air, and waved'em like they just don't care! Noone attacked, of course, but that's cause Ellisa, instead of using her hands in the air, decided a different course of action and treated Chris like he was on fire. She stop, dropped, and rolled. &#40;FDU/FLP&#41; 1 up!

DUEL Dioxane	Dude. P90X. &#58;&#58;looking at Chris.&#58;&#58;
DUEL Dioxane	Maybe some light calisthenics.

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	it's not easy being me. Being super clever, witty and amusing when watching these things.. I much prefer to.. YES!! Watch the two of you clobber each other! The kid gets the knee smash request fulfilled, but from the Overlady! Chris, on the other hand, seems to have mistaken something high on Ellisa to be a sort of parfait. &#40;LC/HC&#41; 2 up.

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge!
DUEL Dioxane	Someone should totally slash Seirichi over there. Or write a slash fic. "Seirichi and the Mystery of the Under Bridge Incident with that other Chick, a 2x4 and..." wait, what am I doing, there's a fight going on! Ellisa, we observe, is attacking with all the ruthlessness of a vicious banshee, intent on destroying her opponent and seeing if his blood type is, indeed, Ragu. But, Chris has removed himself from the target area because, well, let's face it, the flavorful stuff is best left inside
DUEL Dioxane	you. &#40;TH/FSS&#41; 3-2 Chris

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	This is probably the second or third most painful looking combonation of attacks I know of in here. All three of them involve Quackerjacking. This one has Chris Quackerjacking, while Ellisa goes all Scottish. Visualize, visualize.... &#40;LC/FDU&#41; 3 up

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge!
DUEL Dioxane	Kneecaps, kneecaps, roly poly kneecaps. Kneecaps, kneecaps, wail on them, Chubbs. &#40;FSS/LC&#41; 4-3 Chris
DUEL Dioxane	Slash fics are fictional stories made up by usually poor writers, who enjoy taking two characters that have no business, nor were ever intended by the original author, to put them together in a romantic situation. Like.. Count Dracula and Frankensteins Monster start looking into each others eyes, and Drac says "Everything about you is so large. Did the good Doctor make you.. Fully Functional?" And Franky says "Of course.. nnnnhn.. I am programmed in multiple techniques..Hnnnn.." and Drac says
DUEL Dioxane	"You Jewel, that's exactly what I'd hoped."

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Dun DUN. Da dun dun dun Dah, Dun dun da dun, dunduhdun da dundadun...Olympic theme
DUEL Dioxane	Who would have thought that such a match would end or be so defensive. Who knew, that filling your cake hole full of.. cake.. would make you have the ability to become Overlord? Must be the greasy foods, it allows Chris to avoid Ellisa's defense for the final point. &#40;FLP/FSS&#41; 5-3 Chris
DUEL Dioxane	And so, by virtue of a Warlord Tournament grant, Chris Graziano has again become the Overlord of the Arena.

DUEL Dioxane	There's no Barons present..
DUEL Dioxane	Yay, good job fellas! We should all take the day off tomorrow. Nobody come in

And so, Chris Graziano, is Overlord again.

Chris Graziano · Post by **Chris Graziano** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:57 pm

Let the record show that this victory was due to quickness, agility, and being nimble on my feet. My superior conditioning has paid off again.

Mad props out to Ellisa. Over a year reign is impressive. Bring on a rematch.

On a side note, I would like a comfortable couch installed in the Arena and expect fresh cookies to be available in anticipation of my arrival. I know there's budget money for this. I've cooked those books before.

I will also be taking resumes for engineers to turn this Overlord Manor into a Graziano amusement park.

I've been informed I now own a grant too. I will entertain offers. I need a new couch. That's a hint.

Chris
Overlord of the World

Jaycy Ashleana · Post by **Jaycy Ashleana** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:10 am

The Baroness of Dragon's Gate will stand Renegade to the new Overlord.

Jaycy Alexander

Candy Hart · Post by **Candy Hart** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:20 am

Jayc isn't beddin up with someone? Color me shocked.

My reasons haven't changed. So long as I remain the Baroness of Old Market I will not be pledging loyalty to anyone--certainly not Crew.

- Candy

Gwen Minx · Post by **Gwen Minx** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:42 am

Seaside will be Renegade.

Gwen Minx

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:59 pm

::takes out a blue crayon and scribbles on a piece of paper::

The Overbabe promised me presents and I never saw one. Chris didn't even make a promise to brush his teeth! So, I am renegade!

Post by **Goldglo** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:44 pm

Battlefield Park will stand Loyal to the the new Overlord, Chris Graziano.

--Matt

Post by **Ria Graziano** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:36 pm

How're you liking the new couch, Overdude? Ain't the built-in pizza-box tray on the armrest just the coolest thing?

-Can't take a hint,

Ria Graziano
Crew

Seirichi · Post by **Seirichi** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:51 am

Dear Chris Graziano,

It is I. The Diamond. AKA future wife of the most beautiful woman in all space and time, Maria.

How about you give me that Overlord pass. You can't see it right now, but I'm making the gimme-gimme hand.

No. I'm not asking without giving anything in return. I'm prepared to go to the nearest store, walk down the cookie/candy/and other items of sweetness isle, and start shoveling them into many.. MANY carts.

MANY. CARTS.

I'll also challenge Imp. Because he didn't list me as one of his many ladies of honor. I'm seriously offended.

I know some random person will ask. "BUT SEIRI, AREN'T YOU ON TEAM BEAT DOWN? THIS WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA FOR THE CREW!"

Well. Yeah. Someone needs to carry Beat Down. Might as well be me.

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