Old Temple

[Xavior Mues]

I challenge Rhiannon D Harker.




The Mad Russian

[DUEL Corlanthis]

This Challenge is valid, and may proceed!

[Rhiannon D Harker]

Warlord Mues,

I accept your challenge.

Rhiannon D. Harker
Baroness of Old Temple

[Rhiannon D Harker]

Warlord Mues and I have settled on Tuesday, 19 July at 10:30 PM of the Eastern Clock. Tass will be officiating.

[DUEL Dioxane]

So, yes, I, the stupendous Dioxane, was there to witness a challenge twixt Rhi and Xeric. Cept Rhi never stepped foot in the ring. See, she is a Loyal Baroness, and got herself all helped out by the person she's Loyal to, the Overlord. Yeah, that's right, Ellisa stepped in to fight Xeric for Rhi, and here's how that turned out.

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22:39:52	DUEL Dioxane	Okay, let's get this party started then! What, what? Ooo Ooo!::pumps open hands in the air::
22:40:09	DUEL Dioxane	Laaaaaaaaaaadies and Geeeeeeeeeeeeeennelllmen! And Vinny.
22:40:47	DUEL Dioxane	We are here to witness the rough and tumble challenging of a challenge! For a Barony! Rhi's Barony! That one. you know what it is.

22:41:02	DUEL Dioxane	In the Baroness' corner, the colors are green, gold, blue and white for Greece and Ireland. Where my home country still controls, last I heard. Her sister, Rhiannon Brock is her second and she's dueling for the honor of her husband, Dennis Harker, and her daughter, Mairead.
22:41:11	DUEL Dioxane	How's that fer a combonation? Yeh can get a Gyro filled with whiskey!

22:41:21	DUEL Dioxane	In the challengers corner, Xeric's only got a lady of honor, in absentia, whose name is Asha! The rest is left blank. That makes me sad. ::Pouty face::
22:41:38	DUEL Dioxane	I didn't have enough time to prepare for cool, awesome stage names. Sorry. ::more pouty face:: I'll try better next time.
22:41:51	DUEL Dioxane	Anyway! You may begin when Ready! Unless?

22:42:49	DUEL Dioxane	This is fun?
22:43:13	DUEL Dioxane	I've had more fun at an alcoholics anonymous meeting.
22:43:24	DUEL Dioxane	Not that I was there for, you know.. any problems.

22:46:05	DUEL Dioxane	Okay then. The OL -vs- the WL. Fire when ready, Gridley! #$%^&* the underwater mines held on chains at the bottom of the sea, formerly known as "torpedoes!" Thrusters ahead, full! Or, Full speed ahead!
22:46:59	DUEL Dioxane	I didn't say #$%^&*! I said damn!
22:48:40	DUEL Dioxane	Is this thing on?::taps a non-existant mic::

22:48:47	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession!
22:49:12	DUEL Dioxane	Funny thing about challenges, they're supposed to be filled with action and suspense.
22:49:20	DUEL Dioxane	And how do you keep a fool in suspense?
22:49:27	DUEL Dioxane	::waits::
22:49:39	DUEL Dioxane	You hit them all at the same time! (HC/LC) 1up!
22:49:54	DUEL Dioxane	Wait, that's not how the joke goes. Dammit. .
22:51:46	DUEL Dioxane	o/` This is how we do it! o/`

22:51:53	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession!
22:52:51	DUEL Dioxane	The OL stays on the OFF, while the WL goes for the DEF, resulting in a SRE for the OL who LC while the WL went SH. Who's down with OPP? (LC/SH) 2-1 Ellisa
22:53:27	DUEL Dioxane	That's short for "Opponent," by the way.

22:56:17	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession!
22:57:05	DUEL Dioxane	And in this round...
22:57:20	DUEL Dioxane	o/` Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~ o/`
22:57:28	DUEL Dioxane	Oooh! Rolled!
22:57:56	DUEL Dioxane	But seriously, folks, Ellisa just isn't there for Xeric to pin down, like, pin the tail on the OL. (FSS/TH) 3-1 Ellisa
22:58:09	DUEL Dioxane	Sheesh, how'm I gonna top that one.

23:01:31	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession!
23:02:10	DUEL Dioxane	Witticisms escape me at the moment. But hey, I'm trying! (LC/LC) 3-1 OL still!

23:04:27	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession!
23:05:12	DUEL Dioxane	We're gonna have to start a new song for the two dancers who are dancing about like dancers with dancing shoes and prancing like nancing elves in the Ballet! (FSS/FSS) 3-1 OL

23:08:13	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession!
23:08:53	DUEL Dioxane	Space, ze final frontier.. Zese are ze voyagez of ze Starship "Bussacapinyoazz"
23:09:44	DUEL Dioxane	So, the Overlord, being what an overlord is, swings up high and catches the Warlord, who is what a warlord is, and defended low, this leads me to conclude that the Overlord gets a point. Just figuring it out mathematically and all. (HC/FCO) 4-1 OL

23:12:23	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Intercession.
23:14:40	DUEL Dioxane	Yanno, I want to relate some amusing anecdotes here, but it may not be widely accepted even if it were innocently relayed to you all. So, in conformance to being rather politically correct, I'm a centrist. So, the Overlord defended low, with flair, like you'd see in a restaurant that requires a minimum of 15 pieces, and the Warlord was like "I want my complimentary breakfast!" But he didn't get it. (FCP/LC) 5-1 OL

23:15:08	DUEL Dioxane	And thus, the Overlord defends the right of the Baroness to retain her Barony by a score of 5-1 in 7 rounds.
23:15:36	DUEL Dioxane	I have no idea where was going with that.

Witnessed by ME!!!!

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DIOXANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!