Realty Opportunity Found: Challenge for Seaside Barony

[MinionofDeathlord]

Sac-Baroness,

Your dedication to the icecraft my Master holds dear would be much better served if you would only willingly give yourself over to him. Your life as a fetid sac, even a chill one, saddens my Liege-Lord. Yet, you curse him and decry what you cannot possible understand. Succumb, sac, and all will be forgiven! You would be most favoured in the Sanctum!

Worse, Minion & Minion Realty has discovered a severe lack of care given to your ocean-front fortified manor. Fresh blood does not cover the fortress walls as warning. The underground prison lacks curdling screams of those who decry the benefits of Undeath, simpering flesh-sacs, all! Meat and flesh go unripped from the bones of the ignorant, who would defy the Master's wishes! The sea-water remains blue and crisp when it should be a glorious crimson. The absence of bloodletting and bones upon the sand should have you lowering your sac-head in utter shame! Wiser decisions you would surely make in Undeath.

Minion & Minion Realty has decided that this horrid situation cannot continue. As you have continually refused my Master's generous offers of self-betterment, little choice is left us. The soon-to-be servants of my Master living in Seaside deserve better than you provide them.

Therefore, Sac-Baroness g'Ark'hiradan, I seek to relieve you of the obvious burden you so willfully neglect and challenge you for the Barony of Seaside.

Hail Deathlord!

DeathSquire
Minion and Minion Realty: Serving *you* in New Haven and throughout Rhydin!

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This challenge is valid and may proceed.

[Wyheree]

To the undead Squire of Deathlord,

It appears we have a difference of opinion as to the care given to the Manor of Seaside. It is quite lovely, with a breathtaking view of the horizon. I have already grown quite fond of the Barony, and those who reside within it, and I would prefer that those who call Seaside home remains healthy and hale, and are not reduced to walking corpses. Therefore, your challenge is accepted. I will contact you further regarding a date and time for this Challenge to occur.

Regards,

Wyheree g'Ark'hiradan
Baroness of Seaside

[Wyheree]

The challenge will take place on Wednesday, June 16th, at 10:00pm by the Eastern clock. Dioxane has graciously agreed to officiate.

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In a Best of Three Format, Wyheree defends her title by defeating the Minion of Deathlord 5-3.5 and 5-1.

(More details to come)

[DUEL Dioxane]

I was there, I was there when Atlas Park fell. The Rikti came and nearly took over, but I helped in the defense and came back in time to call this challenge for Baroness of Seaside, Wyheree and the Minion of Deathlord.

Dramatically or not, it ended with Wyheree as defender. Here are the details.

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22:18:46	DUEL Dioxane	All right Laaaaaaadies and Geeeeentlemeeeen and Imp! It's time for the Main Event!!!

22:19:38	DUEL Dioxane	First, the Challenger. Dueling for the Minion & Minion Realtor Company under the Colors of there Admirable Advertisements of Black and Blue, without Seconds because they eat their dinners all in one sitting.. Dueling for the Honor and Glory of the Damaging, Dastardly and Demonic Deathlord.... We have The Melting Pot of Flesh, The Minty Freshness, the Mercurial Monstress of Monstrousity, Meaty Minion "I'm Not Dead Yet" of Deathlord!

22:20:09	DUEL Dioxane	And now, Defending for the first time as Baroness of the District of Seaside, Dueling under a Banner of a Steel Grey Wolf howling against a Silver Moon, on a field of Ice Blue and Midnight Snowflakes, For the Honor of Roran g'Ark'hiradan and with her Second is Former Three Time Overlord Xenograg "I Dare Ya" of the Darelir Dojo. You've heard this before, okay? Presenting...The Queen of Sting, The Cold Shoulder, The Frozen Femme, Kid Dynamite Wyheree "Chilly Wyhlly" Ravenlock g'Ark'hiradaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

22:21:04	DUEL Dioxane	Let's Get Ready to TUUUUUUUMBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!
22:21:16	DUEL Dioxane	Baroness? I assume you have a Format in mind?
22:21:51	DUEL Dioxane	Dun dun Duuuuuuuuun!
22:22:04	DUEL Dioxane	The Baroness has chosen the Path of Extended Dueling!
22:22:30	DUEL Dioxane	And for the sake of argument, I'm assuming that both challenger and Baroness intend to continue pressing their challenge and defending.

22:24:46	DUEL Dioxane	You may all proceed when ready.
22:27:31	DUEL Dioxane	We Begin!
22:27:40	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round One!
22:29:25	DUEL Dioxane	In China during the Warring States period, and probably many other periods, too. An Enemy would send a messenger to their opponent in order to tell them to screw off, that they were fighting. That opponent would then have the messenger beheaded and return the head with a messenger of their own. That messenger was also beheaded. It makes one wonder how messneger services came to prominence. Either way, both armies would have scored a point, such as here. (HC/LC) 1 up

22:34:41	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, The Second.,
22:36:00	DUEL Dioxane	I never would recommend an attack such as this early on in a match, or in a challenge match at all. It got high risk -vs little reward. However, as the Minion drops down low, Wyheree drives on and pierces the enemy lines! (DU/SL) 2-1 Wyh

22:39:15	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge!
22:40:23	DUEL Dioxane	::looks, thinks, rubs her chin, then taps it, runs her fingers through her hair, plucks an eyelash and flicks it away, then tests her teeth gunk buildup and checks her breath all in the space of time it takes for the two Low Cuts to strike out.:: (LC/LC) 2-1 Wyheree

22:45:09	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge!
22:45:46	DUEL Dioxane	Wyheree gets greedy and runs in! Minion does whatever a minion does and deflects the attempt! (LP/TH) 2-1.5 Wyh
22:50:00	DUEL Dioxane	::taps her chin and looks Teagan over:: I see you in a silver or white skintight suit, probably of a spandex sort of thing, with armored gloves and boots with a mask covering your eyes. You'll need a utility belt for condoms and lipstick and a short styled cape maybe. The suit would be strategically cut to offer a glimpse into your powers but leave them wanting more, thus increasing the power of distraction.

22:50:35	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, the Fifth.
22:50:58	DUEL Dioxane	Everyone slashes.
22:51:14	DUEL Dioxane	Just kidding. It;s still a null round though. (LC/LC) 2-1.5 Wyheree


22:59:42	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge Round Six
22:59:43	DUEL Dioxane	Sweet Leaping Jesus Wyheree walked right into that one! (HC/FSS) 2.5-2 Minion.

23:07:23	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round Seven!
23:08:26	DUEL Dioxane	Sweet Leaping Jesus, this is precisely like the previous round, except with Willy Wonka saying "Strike that, reverse it!" and then Wyheree catching the Minion as it steps! But I don't think Wyheree used her talons. (FSS/HC) 3-2.5 Wyheree

23:14:14	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round Eight.
23:16:19	DUEL Dioxane	Exciting turn of events, as in the earlier round, which I think was the first, either way, all attack and score! (HC/LC) 4-3.5 Wyheree

23:19:58	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round Nine!
23:20:47	DUEL Dioxane	Third time this combo has happened, and so Wyheree takes the first of three by clipping the minion as it tries to step away! Cheers! (FSS/HC) 5-3.5 Wyheree takes the first match

23:29:59	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round One
23:31:35	DUEL Dioxane	Wyheree runs the gauntlet and lunges over the low attack from the thing with rotting flesh to take the first point! (LC/TH) 1-0 Wyh.

23:35:09	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round Two
23:37:00	DUEL Dioxane	Wyheree gets herself moving out and away and gets her second point of the match in as many rounds. (CP/FSS) 2-0 Wyheree

23:42:00	DUEL Dioxane	Ring challenge, Round Three.
23:43:05	DUEL Dioxane	In a round that our little buddy Imp will enjoy, both the Minion and the Ice Queen strike into each other! (TH/TH) 3-1 Wyheree

23:46:14	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge Round Four
23:47:17	DUEL Dioxane	And here I thought this was going to be an uber quick one! But Noooooo, they have to go and take a break by striking the same direction. (LC/LC) 3-1 Wyh still

23:50:13	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round Five
23:51:28	DUEL Dioxane	Wyheree has control of this match as her stellar defense deflects the Minions attack with a flair that puts her at match point. (TH/FLP) 4-1 Wyheree

23:55:58	DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge, Round Six
23:56:46	DUEL Dioxane	And so, with an attack that swings high, Wyheree gets her first defense victory! (FCP/HC) 5-1 Wyheree defends!
23:57:05	DUEL Dioxane	Congratulations Wyheree and well tried Minion!

And So, I am,

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Dioxane, A True Hero of Paragon City, Defender of Justice and Storyteller of the Strange and Odd.