New Haven and Battlefield Park DoubleHeader!!!

[DUEL Psly FTA]

Here's how it all went down! Anubis and Harris in the first ring, tied together with straps, going for the classic best two of three!

DUEL Psly FTA: Seems like we's in fer a treat t'night, wit' a double-'eader challenge!
DUEL Psly FTA: Firs' up, we got ourselves a grudge match, 'tween Baron Anubis "Ah 'ate thaht fragger" Karos, an' 'Arris "You don' take me seriously" D'Artainian! Then, comin' right aftah thaht, we got Baron "Somebody din't pay fer life insurance" Deathlord, against Guill "Cain't we do this Iron Chef Style" Fortis!
DUEL Psly FTA: A'ight then. . .
DUEL Psly FTA: In th' defendah's cornah, duelin' under th' colors'a black an' gold wit' th' banner of th' Eye of Ra, wit' Xanth standin' as Second, an' th'. . .lovely Dawn as 'is lady ah honor, Baron Anubis Karos!
DUEL Psly FTA: In th' challengah's cornah, wit' Matt Simon standin' as Second, an' Koyliak Simon as 'is lady'a honor, 'Arris D'artainian! Who, by th' by, would like y'all t'know, t'night's duels'r brought t'ya by th' letter B, an' th' numbah Five.
DUEL Psly FTA: Since Ah'm sure Matt'll be 'eah shortly, we doin' this in one shot, or goin' fer three?
DUEL Psly FTA: ::holding his hand out for the kids bringing the strap.:: Y'all don' mind if'n Ah give this a once-ovah, do y'all?
DUEL Psly FTA: ::taking the strap, and inspecting it as he strode toward the ring as well.::
DUEL Psly FTA: ::yeah, this brought back a memory or two. vaulting into the ring, and standing in the middle.:: A'ight then, y'all wanna c'meah'n clasp 'ands? Le's get this shindig onna road.
DUEL Psly FTA: ::eyeing Harris.:: Y'seem a touch unarmed, chummer.
DUEL Psly FTA: A'ight. . .::taking Anubis' hands, and wrapping them securely, then doing the same for Harris.:: Y'all ready fer it?
DUEL Psly FTA: Kenpai! ::leaping out of the ring, letting them get down to srs bzns.::
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match One! 'Arris starts off strong, dancin' 'roun' th' defense an' slingin' 'Nubie off balance! (FCP/FSS, 1-0 Harris)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Two! Well dang if payback ain' a stone col' slitch! (FSS/FCP, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Three! May not like 'im much, but Ah gotta agree. Wouldn't want no Arkansas Toothpick in mah guts neithah. (CP/TH, 1.5-1 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Four! Good idea, 'Arris. Bad place, but good idea. (LC/FLP, 2.5-1 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Five! 'Nub's onna roll, puttin' some serious 'urt on thaht gut-punch attempt! (FLP/TH, 3.5-1 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: ::browquirks.::
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Six! Firs' null round'a th' night, as they's meetin' low! (LC/LC, 3.5-1 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Seven! Leave it t'Arris t' take advantage! (HC/FDU, 3.5-2 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: ::still sitting on the arm of the couch, taking a swig of his tankard.::
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Eight! 'Nub's blockin' high, but Ah don' think 'Arris 'ad thaht kind'a 'ead shot in mind! (FLP/LC, 3.5-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Nine! Ain' much runnin' goin' on 'eah! (SH/DIS, 3.5-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Ten! Now 'e's swingin' fer th' 'ead, but 'Nub's faster onna draw! (TH/HC, 4.5-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Eleven! 'Nub's dancin', 'Arris' duckin'! Movin' on! (SS/DU, 4.5-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Twelve! 'Nub slams this'n 'ome t'take th' firs' match! (TH/LC, 5.5-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: ((Final: Anubis Karos def. Harris, 5.5-3 in 12.))

DUEL Psly FTA: On t' th' second, less'n y'all need a moment.
DUEL Psly FTA: ::looks at the strapped together pair.:: Y'all ready?
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match One! 'Nub's startin' off like 'e lef' off th' las' time, but 'Arris ain' 'avin' thaht! (TH/FCP, 1-0 Harris)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Two! 'Nub's swingin' 'igh, but 'Arris keeps low t'keep 'is 'ead intact! (HC/FDU, 2-0 Harris)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Three! 'Nub's goin' back t'defense, an' 'Arris jus' scrambles around it! (FLP/FSS, 3-0 Harris)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Four! 'Nub gets one back, cuttin' 'igh ovah 'Arris' defense! (HC/FCP, 3-1 Harris)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Five! Theah goes 'Nub, swattin' thaht toothpick away! (FLP/TH, 3-2 Harris)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Six! 'Arris keeps lookin' fer thaht gut-shot, but winds up takin' a solid t' th' melon! (HC/SH, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Seven! 'Nub's back on 'is roll, makin' sure thaht toothpick ain' findin' no 'ome in 'is guts! (FCP/TH, 4-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Eight! Things'r slowin' down, as they's beetin' low again! (LC/LC, 4-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: Strap Match Nine! 'Arris goes wild, an' swings like 'e's wantin' 'Nub's 'ead onna platter! But th' Baron, may 'is toes rot, gets t'dancin' an' walks away wit' th' win! (FSS/SL, 5-3 Anubis)
DUEL Psly FTA: ((Final: Anubis Karos def. Harris, 5-3 in 9))

So, at 5.5-3 in 12 and 5-3 in 9, Anubis retains the Barony of Battlefield Park!

Meanwhile, in the other challenge ring of the evening, Ticallion decided to reward his newly-loyal baron!

DUEL Psly FTA: ::just shakes his head.:: A'ight. . .Le's get this othah party started, shall we? In th' second ring, wit' no colors, no second, an' no lady t'fight fer, we got th' Baron Deathlord, up agains' Guill Fortis, duelin' under th' colors'a green an' orange, wit' Timora fer 'is Second an' Lady!
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round one! Tical's swingin' fer th' fences, but Guill's a sneaky'n! (TH/HC, 1-0 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: ((LC, sorry.))
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round two! Dang, Tic. Thaht ain' gon' feel good inna mornin'. (LC/FDU, 2-0 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round three! Guill tries th' boston shuffle, and Tic ain' a fan! (FSS/LC, 2-1 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round four! We all take a breathah, as Tic gives Guill a good fannin'. (SH/FLP, 2-1 Tical)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round five! Guill's gettin' along, givin' Tic a bad case a sicae indigestion! (TH/LC, 3-1 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round six! Tic's in one 'ell ova 'ole 'eah! (FSS/FCP, 4-1 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round seven! 'E ain' outta th' game jus' yet! (HC/FLP, 4-2 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round eight! Really ain' outta it yet! (FCP/FSS, 4-3 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round nine! Pow! Right inna kissah! (SH/HC, 4 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Intercession, round ten! Looks like th' Baron's gettin' inna ring aftah all! (FSS/FCP, 5-4 Guill)
DUEL Psly FTA: ((Final: G. Iulius Fortis def. Ticallion Carter, 5-4 in 10, Intercession))

With Tical's intercession out of the way, the Baron got right down to it, even leaving that yakking sword of his in favor of a plain ice blade!

DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round one! Guill winds up wit' a cold sticker t'kick thangs off! (TH/LC, 1-0 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round two! Guill's lookin' t'return th' favor, but Deathlord's slammin' thaht door shut tight! (SH/TH, 2-0 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round three! Guill's puttin' up some solid D, but thaht ain' no match fer th' Deathlord Slash! (SL/FCP, 3-0 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round four! Guill jus' cain' get 'is poin' across, since Deathlord's knockin' it outta th' park! (FCP/TH, 4-0 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round five! We gots a break inna action, since Guill's bracin' up an th' Baron's doin' th' dance'a joy. (FSS/SH, 4-0 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round six! Guill gets onna board, knockin' thaht cut away in style! (HC/FLP, 4-1 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: Challenge, round seven! Guill's gone back t'defense, but it's all ovah! Deathlord reverses undah th' brace t' keep 'is place! (LC/SH, 5-1 Deathlord)
DUEL Psly FTA: ((Final: Deathlord def. G. Iulius Fortis, 5-1 in 7.))

And so, after a butt-whoopin' of epic proportions, Deathlord also retains his title!

Congratulations to both Barons, and well tried challengers!