Too Late Friday!
Lil’ Bit Lirssa was behind the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Friday night! That little girl works more than most adults we know! She was seen preparing drinks for Manly Mason and Doc Eva as they came in with the remnants of a snowball fight all over their coats. We’re quite sure that Doc Eva was the winner. That girl is FIERCE when you cross her! Speaking of FIERCE, Lil’ Bit Lirssa had a hand that was pretty busted and when the pair questioned her about it, Lil’ Bit Lirssa admitted that she had punched some stranger at the docks for getting grabby with one of her friends. Wow. Doc Eva declared it not broken but we have to admit that we are even more nervous about L.B. Lirssa’s well being now!
Things are proceeding right along with Marvelous Mira and Cowboy Jake. It seems that the pair had a lovely New Year together and spent the end of the evening with warm drinks at the Inn. We hear that Cowboy Jake even mentioned that maybe they could invite her family to spend the winter holidays with them next year at “our place”. WHAT?!?! Now we NOW Cowboy Jake is too traditional to be suggesting that they live together out of wedlock so it seems to us that he’s suggesting that they will be married within a year! HOW FANTASTIC!
Ballerina Katarina was seen catching up with Doc Eva later in the evening. It seems that she and Locke are still going strong. Ballerina Katarina was heard saying that he’s enjoying the snow. He must reeeeaaaally love her to stick it out through the long hot summers here in RhyDin. Either that or he loves fashion that much that he can’t stand leaving the fashion hub that is RhyDin. Maybe it’s a combination of the two.
Laaaaate into the night, our sources found two of the Inn’s resident Cheer Brigade all down in the dumps. Doc Eva, Manly Mason, and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were a bit baffled and concerned when both Serena and Mad Cow Kazzy entered in funks. There was no word about Serena’s but she certainly seemed out of it. M.C. Kazzy’s problems were more clear, though. It seems Lizzie has left town! What a bummer! We hear that M.C. Kazzy was drowning her sorrows with ice cream. Aw. We do hope that Lizzie returns soon. That’s so sad!
It seems that Guill might be rethinking his actions! We hear that he was seen down in the Annex apologizing for the things he has said. Wow! We didn’t think he would budge off his stance but it seems that the criticism from his friends is weighing heavily on him. Aja wasn’t immediately forgiving. We hear that she made it pretty darn clear that she thinks he’s been acting like an ass. We doubt Aja wouldn’t be as angry as she is if it her brother hadn’t been one of the ones that made Guill’s list of dishonorable people. Aja is the biggest defender of the legendary status of her brother’s dueling career. He’s going to have to work hard to win her over.
This should be illegal. Really. We hear that Crazy Train Tara and G’naughty G’nort were seen spending time in the Annex together Friday night, causing trouble. In fact, C.T. Tara even caused a serving boy to faint at one point. We’re highly uncomfortable with this pair being allowed within a hundred yards of one another much less planning and going on adventure together. The city may implode from their combined trouble making potential. Nobody’s going to believe us until it’s too late!
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Mail Call!
For the record, THERE IS NO CRYING IN DUELING!
Seriously. Someone needs to tell that to Anya. I think she’s going to flood the Arena.
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P.S.: Where’s my phone call and hot date!
Dear D.S.S.,
You kill us. Name the day!
M.F.
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Mr. Franco,
The woman, Diana Lasher, that your sources spotted with Stephen Kidd was also seen in attendance at the Riverview charity gala with him. That was in May, you do the math. Seems your gossip gatherers are a bit behind the times. I normally don’t care what women you refer to as cheap in your publication, Mr. Franco, but when you talk about one of my daughters, that rule changes.
I wish you a very happy new year.
Colleen MacLeod
Dear Ms. MacLeod,
With as many daughters as you have, we have a hard time believing at least one of them isn't cheap.
Thank you for being an avid reader.
M.F.
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Dear Pinky
Since you seem interested about it, I’m sleeping with Misty, not Teagan. Please stab and replace your fact checker.
Your buddy
-Thorne
Dear Thorne,
My hair is pink due to a tragic accident that occurred when I was helping Intern Hot to Trot escape from the grave danger that is always associated with our species. The nickname is uncreative and it bores me. You and your friends like to think you’re so high and mighty but I never use your personal tragedies to make fun of you. Ever. Yet, despite the numerous times I have mentioned that my hair color is a result of a very unfortunate accident, you all continue to use it to make fun of me.
Thanks for sealing my decision as to why I will continue to avoid the lot of you like the plague.
M.F.
For the record, THERE IS NO CRYING IN DUELING!
Seriously. Someone needs to tell that to Anya. I think she’s going to flood the Arena.
- S
P.S.: Where’s my phone call and hot date!
Dear D.S.S.,
You kill us. Name the day!
M.F.
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Mr. Franco,
The woman, Diana Lasher, that your sources spotted with Stephen Kidd was also seen in attendance at the Riverview charity gala with him. That was in May, you do the math. Seems your gossip gatherers are a bit behind the times. I normally don’t care what women you refer to as cheap in your publication, Mr. Franco, but when you talk about one of my daughters, that rule changes.
I wish you a very happy new year.
Colleen MacLeod
Dear Ms. MacLeod,
With as many daughters as you have, we have a hard time believing at least one of them isn't cheap.
Thank you for being an avid reader.
M.F.
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Dear Pinky
Since you seem interested about it, I’m sleeping with Misty, not Teagan. Please stab and replace your fact checker.
Your buddy
-Thorne
Dear Thorne,
My hair is pink due to a tragic accident that occurred when I was helping Intern Hot to Trot escape from the grave danger that is always associated with our species. The nickname is uncreative and it bores me. You and your friends like to think you’re so high and mighty but I never use your personal tragedies to make fun of you. Ever. Yet, despite the numerous times I have mentioned that my hair color is a result of a very unfortunate accident, you all continue to use it to make fun of me.
Thanks for sealing my decision as to why I will continue to avoid the lot of you like the plague.
M.F.
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Contact Us Saturday!
We HEART domestic disputes in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re pretty sure that some people go to the Inn just to have it out in a public fashion. Drake and his girl (we’re not entirely sure if it’s just his baby’s mama or officially his wife) were heard debating about whether or not they should have more kids. Evidently they already have a daughter and his baby’s mama would like more. Drake doesn’t seem so sure he’s ready to have more right now. Of course, this led to his baby’s mama saying that he just doesn’t want to have more kids with her. Wow.
Why, Scotty? Why? That’s really all we can say to you. Why? For some reason, he thought it would be a fine idea to get Crazy Train Tara a phaser gun. She, of course, came running into the Inn Saturday night to show it off and ended up shooting some unsuspecting people. Let me just give you people a little hint. DO NOT GIVE THE CRAZY GIRL THINGS WHICH MIGHT MAKE HER MORE DANGEROUS! Isn’t Crazy Train Tara dangerous enough for you people? Doesn’t she threaten to bring death and destruction at least once a night? Should we really start arming her?
It seems to repay the favor, C.T. Tara gave Scotty Pandora’s Box. Or at least what she claimed was Pandora’s Box. She evidently was overheard saying to Brian that she had won it from Helen of Troy in a game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Wow. We don’t even know where to start with her. We do know that we’re a little uncomfortable with Scotty having Pandora’s Box if it is the authentic Pandora’s Box. Brian was not at all happy with C.T. Tara.
As for Brian, he seemed to be holding up pretty well in the face of the devastating family news he had received as of late. We hear that he’s been in charge of Jewell’s estate and the burial of her and her children. What an awful, awful task that must have been. Our cold, little hearts go out to him!
C.T. Tara was later overheard telling Prof. Jolyon that she’s six months pregnant with the devil’s child. No lie. Can you think of two beings you’d would prefer more not to have children? We can’t. There’s not a worse hypothetical situation we could come up with. Now she certainly doesn’t look six months pregnant… but we’re not ready to rule out this being entirely in her head yet. Prof. Jolyon was a bit distracted by his girl, Serena’s, curious behavior as of late. It seems that she’s been more than a little out of it and he was overheard asking Chief Mischief Maker Eless for help. We’re pretty sure that whatever trouble that girl is into, it’s entirely of her own making!
We hear that there was some sort of scare where Mega Mom Icer was attacked by some sort of magical being. Chief Mischief Maker Eless and C.T. Tara tried to step in but were unsure how to combat the invisible force. Fortunately enough, one of her hatchlings was present and shone with light which seemed to drive away the force. Wow. Never a quiet night in the Inn, huh?
Things were pretty hopping down in the Arena as well! Our sources tell us that Nice Guy Neo has been getting a LOT of attention from the higher ranks as of late. We hear that his matches are some of the most watched in the Arena and there’s a lot of talk about whether or not he’s going to be able to take a barony this time around. We have a feeling that he makes some of the old guard juuuuust a bit nervous with his talent! What’s so great about N.G. Neo is that he is SUPER humble about it.
Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Maria were seen at the bar having a discussion about a new foundation she’s starting. Evidently, it’ll be a program for girls to teach them how to protect themselves and how to duel. We’re hearing that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy is also involved and G’naughty G’nort is one of the donors. Wow. S.P.G. Teagan + Maria + L.B.B. Jaycy + G’naughty G’nort??? Working together in a charity??? Several of those members hate one another and none of them are exactly… well, normal. But, hey, people would say the same about us and our school for disadvantaged youths just wrapped up its first term and is gearing up for its second!
We hear Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was grinning like a silly school girl most of the night. Gah! Seriously. What is wrong with her??? She totally used to be such a cruel heart breaker and now she’s all cuddly and grinning. We don’t like it! It’s time for her to go cheat and ruin her personal life all over again. The new L.B.B. Jaycy is NOT an improved version. We blame Psly for destroying the woman we loved so dearly. Boo, Psly! Boooooo!
Interesting, interesting! We have a feeling that there’s a story behind this one! Evidently Misty (who is supposedly dating or, at least, sleeping with Thorne) was overheard apologizing to Simmering Sivanna for not being more careful about who she allowed “on board”. Simmering Sivanna told her not to mention it and that it wasn’t a big deal but her expression said otherwise. We’re dyyyying to know what happened between Simmering Sivanna and Misty. Anybody know??? Contact us! There’s definitely a reward on the line!
Speaking of very frank discussions, we hear that Thorne was seen having one of those with Kelathe. It had something to do with putting aside their differences over an incident which had led to Misty getting hurt. We have a feeling that everybody’s giving her the benefit of the doubt for N.G. Neo’s sake. We do hope some of those same friends are telling him to be careful with this girl. She’s a royal mess. At least she wasn’t crying Saturday night. That’s an improvement.
Wow! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is kind of HAWT when he’s all pissed! Nobody told us he could be like that. No wonder FLAWLESS Koy is weak in the knees for him. Our sources tell us that he stormed his way into the Arena Saturday night and made a beeline for the Wrecking Crew’s Tical and Maria. Evidently, he had words with the Overlord and the warlord over a letter that one of their attorneys wrote him in regards to some tape. That’s all our sources could gather but it was not at all a pleasant discussion. Yeah, totally hawt!
We HEART domestic disputes in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re pretty sure that some people go to the Inn just to have it out in a public fashion. Drake and his girl (we’re not entirely sure if it’s just his baby’s mama or officially his wife) were heard debating about whether or not they should have more kids. Evidently they already have a daughter and his baby’s mama would like more. Drake doesn’t seem so sure he’s ready to have more right now. Of course, this led to his baby’s mama saying that he just doesn’t want to have more kids with her. Wow.
Why, Scotty? Why? That’s really all we can say to you. Why? For some reason, he thought it would be a fine idea to get Crazy Train Tara a phaser gun. She, of course, came running into the Inn Saturday night to show it off and ended up shooting some unsuspecting people. Let me just give you people a little hint. DO NOT GIVE THE CRAZY GIRL THINGS WHICH MIGHT MAKE HER MORE DANGEROUS! Isn’t Crazy Train Tara dangerous enough for you people? Doesn’t she threaten to bring death and destruction at least once a night? Should we really start arming her?
It seems to repay the favor, C.T. Tara gave Scotty Pandora’s Box. Or at least what she claimed was Pandora’s Box. She evidently was overheard saying to Brian that she had won it from Helen of Troy in a game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Wow. We don’t even know where to start with her. We do know that we’re a little uncomfortable with Scotty having Pandora’s Box if it is the authentic Pandora’s Box. Brian was not at all happy with C.T. Tara.
As for Brian, he seemed to be holding up pretty well in the face of the devastating family news he had received as of late. We hear that he’s been in charge of Jewell’s estate and the burial of her and her children. What an awful, awful task that must have been. Our cold, little hearts go out to him!
C.T. Tara was later overheard telling Prof. Jolyon that she’s six months pregnant with the devil’s child. No lie. Can you think of two beings you’d would prefer more not to have children? We can’t. There’s not a worse hypothetical situation we could come up with. Now she certainly doesn’t look six months pregnant… but we’re not ready to rule out this being entirely in her head yet. Prof. Jolyon was a bit distracted by his girl, Serena’s, curious behavior as of late. It seems that she’s been more than a little out of it and he was overheard asking Chief Mischief Maker Eless for help. We’re pretty sure that whatever trouble that girl is into, it’s entirely of her own making!
We hear that there was some sort of scare where Mega Mom Icer was attacked by some sort of magical being. Chief Mischief Maker Eless and C.T. Tara tried to step in but were unsure how to combat the invisible force. Fortunately enough, one of her hatchlings was present and shone with light which seemed to drive away the force. Wow. Never a quiet night in the Inn, huh?
Things were pretty hopping down in the Arena as well! Our sources tell us that Nice Guy Neo has been getting a LOT of attention from the higher ranks as of late. We hear that his matches are some of the most watched in the Arena and there’s a lot of talk about whether or not he’s going to be able to take a barony this time around. We have a feeling that he makes some of the old guard juuuuust a bit nervous with his talent! What’s so great about N.G. Neo is that he is SUPER humble about it.
Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Maria were seen at the bar having a discussion about a new foundation she’s starting. Evidently, it’ll be a program for girls to teach them how to protect themselves and how to duel. We’re hearing that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy is also involved and G’naughty G’nort is one of the donors. Wow. S.P.G. Teagan + Maria + L.B.B. Jaycy + G’naughty G’nort??? Working together in a charity??? Several of those members hate one another and none of them are exactly… well, normal. But, hey, people would say the same about us and our school for disadvantaged youths just wrapped up its first term and is gearing up for its second!
We hear Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was grinning like a silly school girl most of the night. Gah! Seriously. What is wrong with her??? She totally used to be such a cruel heart breaker and now she’s all cuddly and grinning. We don’t like it! It’s time for her to go cheat and ruin her personal life all over again. The new L.B.B. Jaycy is NOT an improved version. We blame Psly for destroying the woman we loved so dearly. Boo, Psly! Boooooo!
Interesting, interesting! We have a feeling that there’s a story behind this one! Evidently Misty (who is supposedly dating or, at least, sleeping with Thorne) was overheard apologizing to Simmering Sivanna for not being more careful about who she allowed “on board”. Simmering Sivanna told her not to mention it and that it wasn’t a big deal but her expression said otherwise. We’re dyyyying to know what happened between Simmering Sivanna and Misty. Anybody know??? Contact us! There’s definitely a reward on the line!
Speaking of very frank discussions, we hear that Thorne was seen having one of those with Kelathe. It had something to do with putting aside their differences over an incident which had led to Misty getting hurt. We have a feeling that everybody’s giving her the benefit of the doubt for N.G. Neo’s sake. We do hope some of those same friends are telling him to be careful with this girl. She’s a royal mess. At least she wasn’t crying Saturday night. That’s an improvement.
Wow! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is kind of HAWT when he’s all pissed! Nobody told us he could be like that. No wonder FLAWLESS Koy is weak in the knees for him. Our sources tell us that he stormed his way into the Arena Saturday night and made a beeline for the Wrecking Crew’s Tical and Maria. Evidently, he had words with the Overlord and the warlord over a letter that one of their attorneys wrote him in regards to some tape. That’s all our sources could gather but it was not at all a pleasant discussion. Yeah, totally hawt!
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Love Him Sunday!
Lilli was seen with the handsome White Knight Julian chatting at the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! It’s nice to see him back around and we’re pleased to see Lilli attended to by such a handsome man! We would never peg him as the type to be interested in a free spirit like Lilli but you never can tell what a man will be into! We hear that their conversation was briefly interrupted as Darcy came over to give Lilli a hug since she hadn’t seen her since…. well, everybody seems to be politely dancing around the truth so we suppose we should as well. We do have to admit that as much as we complain about her, we’re glad she’s back and looking happy.
Aymeric and Fiora are such hilarious little troublemakers! Fiora practically begged a sandwich off of Joey with Aymeric in the background telling Joey not to “feed the addiction” as it seems that the girl has a thing for sandwiches. We were pretty surprised to hear that despite all their back and forth bickering, Fiora actually admitted that she has seen Aymeric naked and that it is “good”. Wow. As for Joey, she was pretty amused by the pair but was hobbling around in some pain. She assured anyone who asked that she had just slipped on some ice and hit her hip. It’s a dangerous time of year! Stay safe, boo!
Remember that girl we were talking about that was such a hard ass? Vanessa? Yeah, strike that! These girls always look good and tough until you see them swooning over some completely random guy. We’re disappointed that it wasn’t even a full week later and already she’s looking all googly-eyed at some guy probably not worth her time. We’re tired of the women in this city settling for less than they deserve! We should totally start a match-making venture.
Harper has been seen with that John guy an awful lot. Our sources say that they were seen playing a board game Sunday night and she made a vague mention about making him dinner. Super cute! Good luck to him with that! We bet she’s pretty feisty! All the good ones are! John was overheard telling Mega Mom Icer that her kids are awfully loud and suggesting she buys them a muzzle next Christmas. LOVE HIM EVEN MORE NOW!!! We hear that Mega Mom Icer actually agreed with him but with as many kids as she’s got we’re willing to be there’s more than one of them she’d like to muzzle at any given time.
A crowd gathered in the Arena Sunday night to see if the Warlord Guill could take down his former friend, Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan. It seems he had some lingering issues with her over the incident surrounding the challenge in which she lost her Overlord title. As the second baroness he called dishonorable in less than a month, this challenge seemed even less popular than his last. Even his friends seemed to be rooting against him!
Even Sullen Sal who seemed to agree with Guill that Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s actions at that particular challenge were… well, morally questionable would be one way to put it… thought that Guill had acted like in idiot. We hear that Sullen Sal was overheard telling Collie that Guill talks too much. Well, that’s not exactly what he said. Add in a half dozen curse words of your choice and you’ll have a more accurate quote.
Evidently Santa got Deliciously Sinful Sin a pony for Christmas. Le sigh. At least he wasn’t given a gun like Crazy Train Tara was! We suppose we should give thanks for small miracles. Anyway, D.S. Sin who was calling took a quiet moment during a lull in the action to name his pony. For all those out there who are just dying to know what D.S. Sin would name a pony, the answer is Chunzy. And why would D.S. Sin name his pony Chunzy? Because Psycho Skid told him to, of course!
Unfortunately for Guill, he didn’t even get a chance to face Teagan in a ring. The Overlord Tical decided to step in on behalf of his loyal baroness and defeated Guill, destroying his chance to go on and face Teagan for the Dragon’s Gate barony. We hear that while Teagan was grateful to the Overlord for intervening, she was disappointed not to have the opportunity to beat on Guill herself. Guill, on the other hand, was quite the beaten man. We hear he’s said that he’s not going to be challenging for some time and that he was seen in a long discussion with Aja, Anya, and Neo. It seems he’s determined to work pretty hard to get back in good graces with his friends.
Congratulations, Teagan!
Lilli was seen with the handsome White Knight Julian chatting at the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! It’s nice to see him back around and we’re pleased to see Lilli attended to by such a handsome man! We would never peg him as the type to be interested in a free spirit like Lilli but you never can tell what a man will be into! We hear that their conversation was briefly interrupted as Darcy came over to give Lilli a hug since she hadn’t seen her since…. well, everybody seems to be politely dancing around the truth so we suppose we should as well. We do have to admit that as much as we complain about her, we’re glad she’s back and looking happy.
Aymeric and Fiora are such hilarious little troublemakers! Fiora practically begged a sandwich off of Joey with Aymeric in the background telling Joey not to “feed the addiction” as it seems that the girl has a thing for sandwiches. We were pretty surprised to hear that despite all their back and forth bickering, Fiora actually admitted that she has seen Aymeric naked and that it is “good”. Wow. As for Joey, she was pretty amused by the pair but was hobbling around in some pain. She assured anyone who asked that she had just slipped on some ice and hit her hip. It’s a dangerous time of year! Stay safe, boo!
Remember that girl we were talking about that was such a hard ass? Vanessa? Yeah, strike that! These girls always look good and tough until you see them swooning over some completely random guy. We’re disappointed that it wasn’t even a full week later and already she’s looking all googly-eyed at some guy probably not worth her time. We’re tired of the women in this city settling for less than they deserve! We should totally start a match-making venture.
Harper has been seen with that John guy an awful lot. Our sources say that they were seen playing a board game Sunday night and she made a vague mention about making him dinner. Super cute! Good luck to him with that! We bet she’s pretty feisty! All the good ones are! John was overheard telling Mega Mom Icer that her kids are awfully loud and suggesting she buys them a muzzle next Christmas. LOVE HIM EVEN MORE NOW!!! We hear that Mega Mom Icer actually agreed with him but with as many kids as she’s got we’re willing to be there’s more than one of them she’d like to muzzle at any given time.
A crowd gathered in the Arena Sunday night to see if the Warlord Guill could take down his former friend, Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan. It seems he had some lingering issues with her over the incident surrounding the challenge in which she lost her Overlord title. As the second baroness he called dishonorable in less than a month, this challenge seemed even less popular than his last. Even his friends seemed to be rooting against him!
Even Sullen Sal who seemed to agree with Guill that Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s actions at that particular challenge were… well, morally questionable would be one way to put it… thought that Guill had acted like in idiot. We hear that Sullen Sal was overheard telling Collie that Guill talks too much. Well, that’s not exactly what he said. Add in a half dozen curse words of your choice and you’ll have a more accurate quote.
Evidently Santa got Deliciously Sinful Sin a pony for Christmas. Le sigh. At least he wasn’t given a gun like Crazy Train Tara was! We suppose we should give thanks for small miracles. Anyway, D.S. Sin who was calling took a quiet moment during a lull in the action to name his pony. For all those out there who are just dying to know what D.S. Sin would name a pony, the answer is Chunzy. And why would D.S. Sin name his pony Chunzy? Because Psycho Skid told him to, of course!
Unfortunately for Guill, he didn’t even get a chance to face Teagan in a ring. The Overlord Tical decided to step in on behalf of his loyal baroness and defeated Guill, destroying his chance to go on and face Teagan for the Dragon’s Gate barony. We hear that while Teagan was grateful to the Overlord for intervening, she was disappointed not to have the opportunity to beat on Guill herself. Guill, on the other hand, was quite the beaten man. We hear he’s said that he’s not going to be challenging for some time and that he was seen in a long discussion with Aja, Anya, and Neo. It seems he’s determined to work pretty hard to get back in good graces with his friends.
Congratulations, Teagan!
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Juuuuust as we were starting to accept that Eleanor and Brale Brother Reap are kind of HAWT in a dirty sort of way, it all starts to look like it may fall apart. The pair were seen drinking at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Monday night and we hear that B.B. Reap was even seen laying a kiss on his girl. They’re definitely getting closer and closer…. or were. Our sources say that Mish is back. No lie. He has perfect timing, doesn’t he? Evidently Eleanor was seen talking to him for quite a while and it seemed like no time had passed at all. We’re sure that B.B. Reap will bury himself in ale to forget her but we’re sad for him. Boo.
B.B. Reap had two lovely ladies to keep him company, though. Eve and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were present and accounted for. He spent a good portion of his night hitting on the pair and trying to corrupt C.M.M. Eless into drinking a beer. When she advised the duo that she prefers to stick with tea, Eve seemed awfully confused that anyone would drink anything that wasn’t spiked or laced with something…. well, more fun. That’s our Eve!
Simmering Sivanna didn’t look so sexy or simmering when our sources spotted her in the Inn. It’s pretty rare these days for her to be spotted outside the dueling venues but it was her pale, sickly looking visage which really caught their attention. We hear that while she tried to spend a normal night relaxing with a friend named Angel and chatting with Marvelous Mira about her man, there was definitely something wrong with the pretty Keeper. She even lost her famous cool and snapped at an imp who resides in the Tower she holds the key to. Did not look good. Not at all.
The action was hot and heavy Monday night in the Outback! Our sources tell us that there were more than one person who was enjoying just how hot and heavy it was. In fact, there were two in particular — Joey and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy! It seems that the ladies had some rather suggestive comments for a match between Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Hot Mess Kelathe. They tried to pass them off as innocent commentary about the fighting but those two women are anything but innocent. Even sweet, naive Mart chastised them for their blatant sexual innuendo! We can’t give them too hard of a time for it, though. We’re hoping that Joey will remind L.B.B. Jaycy just how good it feels to be baaaaad!
Dris and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen together acting awfully chummy as they watched a couple matches go down. At first our sources tell us that they were wondering if Dris was taking one last stab at sewing his wild oats before his wedding to Icarus… but, like we told them, Dris will never be done with that particular project. It seems instead that Dris was asking D.S. Sin to be his best man. FABULOUS! We do hope this means that there will be a big fantastic affair of a wedding! Who wouldn’t want to see that spectacle go down??? In fact, we’re pretty sure that the city may totally implode from a gathering of that many troublemakers in one place at one time!
Wow. Just when you thought the grocery store was the one safe place in RhyDin, we hear that Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling Aja that she uses the supermarket to scout for new meals. And by meals, we don’t mean the frozen sort you stick in the microwave. We mean people! Evidently she took a flashlight, or “blinklight” as she called it, off her latest victim. We hear that she spent a good portion of the night giggling as she turned it off and on. Yeah. God save RhyDin. This city sure needs all the help it can get with C.T. Tara running loose around it.
Juuuuust as we were starting to accept that Eleanor and Brale Brother Reap are kind of HAWT in a dirty sort of way, it all starts to look like it may fall apart. The pair were seen drinking at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Monday night and we hear that B.B. Reap was even seen laying a kiss on his girl. They’re definitely getting closer and closer…. or were. Our sources say that Mish is back. No lie. He has perfect timing, doesn’t he? Evidently Eleanor was seen talking to him for quite a while and it seemed like no time had passed at all. We’re sure that B.B. Reap will bury himself in ale to forget her but we’re sad for him. Boo.
B.B. Reap had two lovely ladies to keep him company, though. Eve and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were present and accounted for. He spent a good portion of his night hitting on the pair and trying to corrupt C.M.M. Eless into drinking a beer. When she advised the duo that she prefers to stick with tea, Eve seemed awfully confused that anyone would drink anything that wasn’t spiked or laced with something…. well, more fun. That’s our Eve!
Simmering Sivanna didn’t look so sexy or simmering when our sources spotted her in the Inn. It’s pretty rare these days for her to be spotted outside the dueling venues but it was her pale, sickly looking visage which really caught their attention. We hear that while she tried to spend a normal night relaxing with a friend named Angel and chatting with Marvelous Mira about her man, there was definitely something wrong with the pretty Keeper. She even lost her famous cool and snapped at an imp who resides in the Tower she holds the key to. Did not look good. Not at all.
The action was hot and heavy Monday night in the Outback! Our sources tell us that there were more than one person who was enjoying just how hot and heavy it was. In fact, there were two in particular — Joey and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy! It seems that the ladies had some rather suggestive comments for a match between Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Hot Mess Kelathe. They tried to pass them off as innocent commentary about the fighting but those two women are anything but innocent. Even sweet, naive Mart chastised them for their blatant sexual innuendo! We can’t give them too hard of a time for it, though. We’re hoping that Joey will remind L.B.B. Jaycy just how good it feels to be baaaaad!
Dris and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen together acting awfully chummy as they watched a couple matches go down. At first our sources tell us that they were wondering if Dris was taking one last stab at sewing his wild oats before his wedding to Icarus… but, like we told them, Dris will never be done with that particular project. It seems instead that Dris was asking D.S. Sin to be his best man. FABULOUS! We do hope this means that there will be a big fantastic affair of a wedding! Who wouldn’t want to see that spectacle go down??? In fact, we’re pretty sure that the city may totally implode from a gathering of that many troublemakers in one place at one time!
Wow. Just when you thought the grocery store was the one safe place in RhyDin, we hear that Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling Aja that she uses the supermarket to scout for new meals. And by meals, we don’t mean the frozen sort you stick in the microwave. We mean people! Evidently she took a flashlight, or “blinklight” as she called it, off her latest victim. We hear that she spent a good portion of the night giggling as she turned it off and on. Yeah. God save RhyDin. This city sure needs all the help it can get with C.T. Tara running loose around it.
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Nutty Tuesday!
Tuesday night was a very quite night around town. We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty empty even with Amber pouring drinks for patrons. Perhaps the cold and snow are keeping everybody at home by their fireplaces.
Well…. not quite everybody.
The bed hopping that goes on in this town never ceases to amaze us! If it wasn’t for just how slutty you all are, we’d all have to find real jobs! London and Russ were seen flashing an awful lot of looks at one another in the Inn and the pair ended the night by leaving together. We hear that there was mention of whose bed to spend the night in but we’ve also heard that London has been seen macking on that slutty little Joey as well. Sex is everybody’s favorite pastime! The more partners, the better, it seems!
Leave it to Crazy Train Tara to end this polite “we’re going to pretend you were just on vacation” dance that everybody has been doing with Darcy. We hear that C.T. Tara and Darcy briefly time chatted about her time with Anubis. Our sources couldn’t catch much of the intimate conversation but it does appear that Darcy is now okay. From what we have been able to gather, it seems that Anubis allowed her brother to purchase her from him. As much as she drives us bonkers, we are glad that Darcy is back and okay. We here at the Den of Gossip know only too well what it’s like to become the target of those who would rather see us enslaved or imprisoned.
As usual, Playboy Shane was surrounded by a bevy of beautiful babes! We hear that he spent a couple hours laaaate into the night flirting it up with Shylah, Chief Mischief Maker Eless, and Marvelous Mira. In fact, there was word that he playfully proposed to Shylah!!! Can you even imagine the trouble the two of them could cause as a couple! We love it! That was far from the end of Playboy Shane’s interesting evening we hear. It also somehow involved his ex-girlfriend, Darcy, under. his. table. Yep, you read that right. Under. His. Table. Now that she’s back, we wouldn’t be all that surprised to see them reunite. There was a LOT of chemistry there!
There was also some action in the basement Arena where Warlord Maria Graziano pressed her right of challenge against the Baron Xanth for the right to the ring representing the Old Temple District! Xanth stood along without a second or lady of honor but Maria came with the Overlord Tical as her second which continued to fuel rumors of some sort of relationship beyond their longtime friendship. We hear that the Warlord dueled in honor of her late friend, Jewell, and that she wore blue in her honor rather than the Wrecking Crew colors. It’s still so sad to us!!!
We hear that during the match, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was acting awfully odd. She watched the match from the bar with Deliciously Sinful Sin and kept jumping and yelping. When D.S. Sin asked her what was wrong, she said that she was being pinched by someone invisible. Wait, it gets worse.
Anyway, Xanth chose a single format duel which Maria won pretty solidly. She declared the Old Temple District loyal to the Overlord. Congratulations, Baroness Maria!
Now back to the nuttiness at hand! So after the baronial challenge, much of the crowd headed to the Outback for some fighting. The night seemed normal enough until S.P.G. Teagan totally LOST it! She was evidently screaming about invisible people touching her and thrashing around. Smokin’ Sartan had to literally pin her down on the bar while Hot Mess Kelathe did something that evidently fixed the situation. We hear that in the end Kelathe had the be escorted out by Neo and Skid carried S.P.G. Teagan out. Wow. Super crazy. By the way, we here that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was there when this thing went down but REFUSED to lift a finger to help her ex-girlfriend. Now that’s cold hearted!
Tuesday night was a very quite night around town. We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty empty even with Amber pouring drinks for patrons. Perhaps the cold and snow are keeping everybody at home by their fireplaces.
Well…. not quite everybody.
The bed hopping that goes on in this town never ceases to amaze us! If it wasn’t for just how slutty you all are, we’d all have to find real jobs! London and Russ were seen flashing an awful lot of looks at one another in the Inn and the pair ended the night by leaving together. We hear that there was mention of whose bed to spend the night in but we’ve also heard that London has been seen macking on that slutty little Joey as well. Sex is everybody’s favorite pastime! The more partners, the better, it seems!
Leave it to Crazy Train Tara to end this polite “we’re going to pretend you were just on vacation” dance that everybody has been doing with Darcy. We hear that C.T. Tara and Darcy briefly time chatted about her time with Anubis. Our sources couldn’t catch much of the intimate conversation but it does appear that Darcy is now okay. From what we have been able to gather, it seems that Anubis allowed her brother to purchase her from him. As much as she drives us bonkers, we are glad that Darcy is back and okay. We here at the Den of Gossip know only too well what it’s like to become the target of those who would rather see us enslaved or imprisoned.
As usual, Playboy Shane was surrounded by a bevy of beautiful babes! We hear that he spent a couple hours laaaate into the night flirting it up with Shylah, Chief Mischief Maker Eless, and Marvelous Mira. In fact, there was word that he playfully proposed to Shylah!!! Can you even imagine the trouble the two of them could cause as a couple! We love it! That was far from the end of Playboy Shane’s interesting evening we hear. It also somehow involved his ex-girlfriend, Darcy, under. his. table. Yep, you read that right. Under. His. Table. Now that she’s back, we wouldn’t be all that surprised to see them reunite. There was a LOT of chemistry there!
There was also some action in the basement Arena where Warlord Maria Graziano pressed her right of challenge against the Baron Xanth for the right to the ring representing the Old Temple District! Xanth stood along without a second or lady of honor but Maria came with the Overlord Tical as her second which continued to fuel rumors of some sort of relationship beyond their longtime friendship. We hear that the Warlord dueled in honor of her late friend, Jewell, and that she wore blue in her honor rather than the Wrecking Crew colors. It’s still so sad to us!!!
We hear that during the match, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was acting awfully odd. She watched the match from the bar with Deliciously Sinful Sin and kept jumping and yelping. When D.S. Sin asked her what was wrong, she said that she was being pinched by someone invisible. Wait, it gets worse.
Anyway, Xanth chose a single format duel which Maria won pretty solidly. She declared the Old Temple District loyal to the Overlord. Congratulations, Baroness Maria!
Now back to the nuttiness at hand! So after the baronial challenge, much of the crowd headed to the Outback for some fighting. The night seemed normal enough until S.P.G. Teagan totally LOST it! She was evidently screaming about invisible people touching her and thrashing around. Smokin’ Sartan had to literally pin her down on the bar while Hot Mess Kelathe did something that evidently fixed the situation. We hear that in the end Kelathe had the be escorted out by Neo and Skid carried S.P.G. Teagan out. Wow. Super crazy. By the way, we here that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was there when this thing went down but REFUSED to lift a finger to help her ex-girlfriend. Now that’s cold hearted!
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Day After The Incident Wednesday
Well, well, well. Maybe we were wrong about a reunion between Playboy Shane and Darcy! It seems she’s already got a man in mind! She was seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn asking a mystery man to accompany her to the mockery of a wedding this weekend. We hear that she even called him “love”! That girl certainly knows how to move quickly! He teased her about being her date but certainly agreed to it. In fact, they were even seen leaving together. My goodness. We really hope she learned her lesson and takes things slowly but we doubt it.
Our hearts actually ache for Brale Brother Reap and it wasn’t helped at all by hearing that Eleanor was overheard telling Nigel that she’s got to have a talk with B.B. Reap. You just have to know how that talk is going to go. What a freaking shame! Later she was overheard telling B.B. Reap that he had to meet her that night. Such a bummer! Is Mish really worth hurting B.B. Reap??? We love Eleanor but playing with guys’ emotions is NOT COOL! B.B. Reap needs a good girl badly.
Pslyder and Tical faced off in the Outback for the right to hold Firestar — one of the more infamous Opals. In fact, from our knowledge of the history of the Fists’ duels, that particular opal has been involved in the fiery destruction of the Outback more than once. From our knowledge there isn’t any bad blood between Psly and Tical. In fact, we’re pretty sure that they’re downright friendly. No real reason was given for the challenge so we can only guess that Psly has interest in the Opal rather than his opponent.
A crowd was on hand to watch the match go down. We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy kept off to the side, watching in the background. No idea why. She is sleeping with Psly and that isn’t exactly news so we’re not sure why she was careful not to be spotted visibly cheering for him. Tical, however, did have quite the cheering section which included a couple members of the Wrecking Crew — Kheldar, Maria, and Myria. Hold onto that piece of news because it’ll become important later. However, back to the gossip at hand, maybe the cheering section did Tical good because he took the win in two straight matches.
Congratulations on retaining Firestar, Tical!
Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was around after her previous night’s… uh, demonstration in the art of loony. Smokin’ Sartan seemed a bit concerned that she would already be back in public less than twenty-four hours after The Incident. Thankfully, she wasn’t left unescorted for very long. We hear that once Skid realized that she wasn’t at his house as she was supposed to be he came looking for her. He evidently stayed at her side to make sure that whatever happened the night before did not happen again.
Now remember how we told you a big sampling of the Crew was present? Well, Maria and FLAWLESS Koy reeeaaally got into it laaaate into the night. The women seemed to quite nearly come to blows. Our sources say it was never obvious what they were arguing about besides that video that evidently Maria’s lawyer requested from The Gov MAN-tastic Matt. The blow-up got bigger and bigger while Myria watched on in shock and Kheld tried to talk the ladies down. Koy even grabbed Maria’s wrist but before the fists could start flying, Kheld seemed to convince Maria to leave. Wow! Good money would be on Koy if it was unarmed fight and Maria if it was armed. As for an all-out bar brawl? Now that’s what we would have loved to see!
Well, well, well. Maybe we were wrong about a reunion between Playboy Shane and Darcy! It seems she’s already got a man in mind! She was seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn asking a mystery man to accompany her to the mockery of a wedding this weekend. We hear that she even called him “love”! That girl certainly knows how to move quickly! He teased her about being her date but certainly agreed to it. In fact, they were even seen leaving together. My goodness. We really hope she learned her lesson and takes things slowly but we doubt it.
Our hearts actually ache for Brale Brother Reap and it wasn’t helped at all by hearing that Eleanor was overheard telling Nigel that she’s got to have a talk with B.B. Reap. You just have to know how that talk is going to go. What a freaking shame! Later she was overheard telling B.B. Reap that he had to meet her that night. Such a bummer! Is Mish really worth hurting B.B. Reap??? We love Eleanor but playing with guys’ emotions is NOT COOL! B.B. Reap needs a good girl badly.
Pslyder and Tical faced off in the Outback for the right to hold Firestar — one of the more infamous Opals. In fact, from our knowledge of the history of the Fists’ duels, that particular opal has been involved in the fiery destruction of the Outback more than once. From our knowledge there isn’t any bad blood between Psly and Tical. In fact, we’re pretty sure that they’re downright friendly. No real reason was given for the challenge so we can only guess that Psly has interest in the Opal rather than his opponent.
A crowd was on hand to watch the match go down. We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy kept off to the side, watching in the background. No idea why. She is sleeping with Psly and that isn’t exactly news so we’re not sure why she was careful not to be spotted visibly cheering for him. Tical, however, did have quite the cheering section which included a couple members of the Wrecking Crew — Kheldar, Maria, and Myria. Hold onto that piece of news because it’ll become important later. However, back to the gossip at hand, maybe the cheering section did Tical good because he took the win in two straight matches.
Congratulations on retaining Firestar, Tical!
Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was around after her previous night’s… uh, demonstration in the art of loony. Smokin’ Sartan seemed a bit concerned that she would already be back in public less than twenty-four hours after The Incident. Thankfully, she wasn’t left unescorted for very long. We hear that once Skid realized that she wasn’t at his house as she was supposed to be he came looking for her. He evidently stayed at her side to make sure that whatever happened the night before did not happen again.
Now remember how we told you a big sampling of the Crew was present? Well, Maria and FLAWLESS Koy reeeaaally got into it laaaate into the night. The women seemed to quite nearly come to blows. Our sources say it was never obvious what they were arguing about besides that video that evidently Maria’s lawyer requested from The Gov MAN-tastic Matt. The blow-up got bigger and bigger while Myria watched on in shock and Kheld tried to talk the ladies down. Koy even grabbed Maria’s wrist but before the fists could start flying, Kheld seemed to convince Maria to leave. Wow! Good money would be on Koy if it was unarmed fight and Maria if it was armed. As for an all-out bar brawl? Now that’s what we would have loved to see!
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Reap Day Thursday!
Wow. We hear that Nigel strutted his stuff into the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night dressed as some odd version of a cowboy. Complete with a ridiculous belt buckle and… tailored jeans??? Eleanor called him out on the fact that he didn’t look much like a cowboy. When asked about his outfit, he told her that it was “Reap Day”. Eleanor replied that “Reap Day looks pretty familiar to Look Like a Jackass Day.” Ouch! We hear that Brale Brother Reap was entirely amused by “Reap Day” and totally cracked up upon seeing Nigel! Good! We’re glad he’s still good ol’ B.B. Reap despite everything he’s been through recently!
Speaking of Reap, when did he suddenly become everybody’s favorite counselor??? You all do realize that this is Brale Brother Reap, right??? Thursday night is was Spade who seemed anxious and had a long quiet conversation with him about somebody who had died recently. B.B. Reap was overheard making plans to meet her at her shop later. Reeeeaaaaally? Maybe he’s not all that broken up over the thing with Eleanor after all! He certainly seems more than willing to be the shoulder Spade needs to cry on. And every guy knows that’s one of the quickest ways of getting a girl into bed.
The night sort of got a little… hectic from there!
We hear that Eleanor was seen in a knock-down, drag-out fight with someone unknown guy just outside the Inn. Blades were drawn and it was completely vicious. Our sources say they have no idea what the man did to provoke the fight but Eleanor was going for blood. Now here’s where our confusion steps in. Some of our sources are telling us that it wasn’t a guy at all but a harmless looking girl. Some of our sources are saying that Mac was involved and that she was actually the one who struck the deadly blow. One thing is definitely for sure — it was a pretty crazy situation. We have a feeling that Head Pussy Panther is not going to be pleased to hear about the blood spilled on the porch. But as always he can use our blog to find out who to blame! That would be Mac and Eleanor!
Action was a little light down in the Arena but that didn’t stop Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan from causing problems as she called matches. It seems that after Deliciously Sinful Sin and Sullen Sal (who aren’t exactly her biggest fans) entered a ring, she had a cage brought down upon them. There were bladed pendulums and clubs with spikes all swinging around. Not exactly a jello match. Kheldar gave S.P.G. Teagan a stern lecture for putting them into a ring of death but S.P.G. Teagan didn’t let the lecture stop her fun. Psycho Skid tried to warn her that Sullen Sal would be pissed but he too was ignored.
Sullen Sal was definitely pissed. We hear that he LITERALLY attacked S.P.G. Teagan after the match. He had to be held back by G’naughty G’nort. Unfortunately for G’naughty G’nort we hear that he ended up BLEEDING for his troubles! We hear that as Deliciously Sinful Sin pulled G’naughty G’nort to safety and Kalinda healed him, the cowardly Sullen Sal ran out of the Arena! So Sullen Sal attacked a CALLER and the SUPERVISOR OF THE SPORT??? Callers are traditionally OFF LIMITS. The couch is considered neutral ground which allows them to keep the peace in the dueling venues with the likes of murderers and slavers running around. Very grave consequences are supposed to come from attacking them! We have to wonder what Sullen Sal’s very grave consequence will be!
While all this was going on in the Arena, a crowd gathered in the Outback to watch Lil’ Black Book Jaycy take on Jiggly Puff for Pathfinder! Pslyder was around to support his “love” (gag us!) and was much more vocal than L.B.B. Jaycy had been at his challenge. We hear that he spent most of the night yelling words of encouragement to her from ringside. Dris, who was on the couch calling the match, didn’t miss an opportunity to feel up a pretty young thing. He was seen with Sarah at his side who had earlier been overheard asking S.P.G. Teagan if Dris was single. Uh, clearly she doesn’t read our blog! That girl’s going to get her heart broken! As for the challenge match, L.B.B. Jaycy took the first match but the opal holder took the second. Jiggly Puff could not hang on, though, and L.B.B. Jaycy took a solid win in the third and final match.
Congratulations to the newest holder of Pathfinder — Lil’ Black Book Jaycy!
Wow. We hear that Nigel strutted his stuff into the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night dressed as some odd version of a cowboy. Complete with a ridiculous belt buckle and… tailored jeans??? Eleanor called him out on the fact that he didn’t look much like a cowboy. When asked about his outfit, he told her that it was “Reap Day”. Eleanor replied that “Reap Day looks pretty familiar to Look Like a Jackass Day.” Ouch! We hear that Brale Brother Reap was entirely amused by “Reap Day” and totally cracked up upon seeing Nigel! Good! We’re glad he’s still good ol’ B.B. Reap despite everything he’s been through recently!
Speaking of Reap, when did he suddenly become everybody’s favorite counselor??? You all do realize that this is Brale Brother Reap, right??? Thursday night is was Spade who seemed anxious and had a long quiet conversation with him about somebody who had died recently. B.B. Reap was overheard making plans to meet her at her shop later. Reeeeaaaaally? Maybe he’s not all that broken up over the thing with Eleanor after all! He certainly seems more than willing to be the shoulder Spade needs to cry on. And every guy knows that’s one of the quickest ways of getting a girl into bed.
The night sort of got a little… hectic from there!
We hear that Eleanor was seen in a knock-down, drag-out fight with someone unknown guy just outside the Inn. Blades were drawn and it was completely vicious. Our sources say they have no idea what the man did to provoke the fight but Eleanor was going for blood. Now here’s where our confusion steps in. Some of our sources are telling us that it wasn’t a guy at all but a harmless looking girl. Some of our sources are saying that Mac was involved and that she was actually the one who struck the deadly blow. One thing is definitely for sure — it was a pretty crazy situation. We have a feeling that Head Pussy Panther is not going to be pleased to hear about the blood spilled on the porch. But as always he can use our blog to find out who to blame! That would be Mac and Eleanor!
Action was a little light down in the Arena but that didn’t stop Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan from causing problems as she called matches. It seems that after Deliciously Sinful Sin and Sullen Sal (who aren’t exactly her biggest fans) entered a ring, she had a cage brought down upon them. There were bladed pendulums and clubs with spikes all swinging around. Not exactly a jello match. Kheldar gave S.P.G. Teagan a stern lecture for putting them into a ring of death but S.P.G. Teagan didn’t let the lecture stop her fun. Psycho Skid tried to warn her that Sullen Sal would be pissed but he too was ignored.
Sullen Sal was definitely pissed. We hear that he LITERALLY attacked S.P.G. Teagan after the match. He had to be held back by G’naughty G’nort. Unfortunately for G’naughty G’nort we hear that he ended up BLEEDING for his troubles! We hear that as Deliciously Sinful Sin pulled G’naughty G’nort to safety and Kalinda healed him, the cowardly Sullen Sal ran out of the Arena! So Sullen Sal attacked a CALLER and the SUPERVISOR OF THE SPORT??? Callers are traditionally OFF LIMITS. The couch is considered neutral ground which allows them to keep the peace in the dueling venues with the likes of murderers and slavers running around. Very grave consequences are supposed to come from attacking them! We have to wonder what Sullen Sal’s very grave consequence will be!
While all this was going on in the Arena, a crowd gathered in the Outback to watch Lil’ Black Book Jaycy take on Jiggly Puff for Pathfinder! Pslyder was around to support his “love” (gag us!) and was much more vocal than L.B.B. Jaycy had been at his challenge. We hear that he spent most of the night yelling words of encouragement to her from ringside. Dris, who was on the couch calling the match, didn’t miss an opportunity to feel up a pretty young thing. He was seen with Sarah at his side who had earlier been overheard asking S.P.G. Teagan if Dris was single. Uh, clearly she doesn’t read our blog! That girl’s going to get her heart broken! As for the challenge match, L.B.B. Jaycy took the first match but the opal holder took the second. Jiggly Puff could not hang on, though, and L.B.B. Jaycy took a solid win in the third and final match.
Congratulations to the newest holder of Pathfinder — Lil’ Black Book Jaycy!
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Overheard Around Town!
- “Kids are the worst kinda STD’s one can get. You gotta feed em.. water em.. change the litter box.. #$%^&* that.” And that, folks, is why Brale Brother Reap will never be voted RhyDin’s Most Eligible Bachelor.
- “There’s a lost and found box. We can borrow things from there. I’ve found top hats, and muffins, an’ socks.Or maybe a beret. I would like a french snowman. He would be holding a baguette also.” Is Rowdy Rekah not the cutest thing in the entire world???
- “Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to kidnap Santa’s elves an’ force them to do slave labor for you?!” Wow. Crazy Train Tara gets a little more frightening ever year. Don’t worry, kids, Uncle Lucky Lawyer Lucien, will keep big bad C.T. Tara from ruining Christmas.
- “Aymeric, I know yer a bit confused from all that inbreeding, but a whore is yer mother… ye know a woman of indiscriminate tastes that isn’t exactly sure who was her last bed partner.” Ouch! This is exactly the sort of burn that is making us totally fall for Fiora!
- “At least you’re supporting your local brewery. That’s practically being an environmentalist, right?” No, not really, Quinn.
- “I guess I can cross, ‘Get violated by a dragon’ off my Things To Do in Rhydin list, finally.” So claimed Harris after being sat on by Mega Mom Icer.
- “You use men’s testicles as a speedbag and the Alliance of Rhydin Diseases is considering changing the name of their most common check up package from “The Jaycy” to “The Teagan”. Why should I not me afraid of you?” Actually, Nova has a really good point. We’re pretty afraid of Teagan now too.
- “My name and the word alimony are synonymous.” Crazy Train Tara kills us!
- “Oh God. Do you know how much that nose cost me?!” Wow. Yep, Joey really did say that to Kelathe in the Outback after Kelathe kicked her in the face.
- “Eleanor Day is when everyone greets each other with right hooks.” So said Eleanor. Remind us to stay home on Eleanor Day! That sounds a bit dangerous!
- “Kids are the worst kinda STD’s one can get. You gotta feed em.. water em.. change the litter box.. #$%^&* that.” And that, folks, is why Brale Brother Reap will never be voted RhyDin’s Most Eligible Bachelor.
- “There’s a lost and found box. We can borrow things from there. I’ve found top hats, and muffins, an’ socks.Or maybe a beret. I would like a french snowman. He would be holding a baguette also.” Is Rowdy Rekah not the cutest thing in the entire world???
- “Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to kidnap Santa’s elves an’ force them to do slave labor for you?!” Wow. Crazy Train Tara gets a little more frightening ever year. Don’t worry, kids, Uncle Lucky Lawyer Lucien, will keep big bad C.T. Tara from ruining Christmas.
- “Aymeric, I know yer a bit confused from all that inbreeding, but a whore is yer mother… ye know a woman of indiscriminate tastes that isn’t exactly sure who was her last bed partner.” Ouch! This is exactly the sort of burn that is making us totally fall for Fiora!
- “At least you’re supporting your local brewery. That’s practically being an environmentalist, right?” No, not really, Quinn.
- “I guess I can cross, ‘Get violated by a dragon’ off my Things To Do in Rhydin list, finally.” So claimed Harris after being sat on by Mega Mom Icer.
- “You use men’s testicles as a speedbag and the Alliance of Rhydin Diseases is considering changing the name of their most common check up package from “The Jaycy” to “The Teagan”. Why should I not me afraid of you?” Actually, Nova has a really good point. We’re pretty afraid of Teagan now too.
- “My name and the word alimony are synonymous.” Crazy Train Tara kills us!
- “Oh God. Do you know how much that nose cost me?!” Wow. Yep, Joey really did say that to Kelathe in the Outback after Kelathe kicked her in the face.
- “Eleanor Day is when everyone greets each other with right hooks.” So said Eleanor. Remind us to stay home on Eleanor Day! That sounds a bit dangerous!
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Another Chance Friday!
It seems that Neo’s brother Jinn is still dating that jello wrestler chick named May. The pair were seen awfully intertwined Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn before heading to the Annex together. Why are those boys attracted to such…. sluts??? Seriously, if Neo’s girlfriend, Kel, and Jin’s girlfriend, May, were to put together a phone tree of all the people they’ve slept with, they could contact just about half the city! For two nice boys they’ve got some really unusual taste in women. Where have all the good girls gone??? When did bad girls suddenly become so in with the men of this town???
Speaking of still going strong, we’re surprised to see that Niamh and Lilli’s brother Brishen are still an item! Those two moved so fast that we didn’t think there was any way that they would last! We’re glad that we’re wrong about them because she’s adorable and he’s a hilarious troublemaker! In fact, that’s exactly what Lilli and Niamh were teasing him about Friday evening. The girls sure seem to adore each other and Brishen seems to adore being teased by the pair of them. Such a cute little family reunion!
We hear that Kitty made an appearance at the side of her husband, Old Man Tass, Friday night in the Annex to watch the entertainment. She seemed quite happy to see Psycho Skid and gave him her…. well, traditional greeting. You know? Those hugs that always leave you with a new perspective on life? Yeah. Psycho Skid was overheard telling Kitty that he hasn’t seen Chryrie in some time. Bummer! That was kind of a funny pairing. We sure hope this isn’t the end of that coupling! We know he’s a bit strange, Chryrie, but GIVE PSYCHO SKID ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! Do it for us because we’d rather not see him unleashed on the city’s unsuspecting young women. You at least know how to semi control him.
Jay got an up and close look at crazy! It started off all good for him. He had Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan all entangled in front of him, flirting it up with him. He probably thought he’d REALLY lucked out. Two really hot, really easy girls showing interest in each other and in you??? Isn’t that pretty much any guy’s version of HEAVEN??? Anyway, S.P.G. Teagan had to ruin Jay’s dream by being all crazy. She evidently got spooked by something and started getting all teary-eyed and scared. Joey was able to get her calmed down but by that time Jay had gotten smart and hauled his rear end to a ring. There’s a smart boy! Stay away from the crazy!
We hear that Danny and Mad Cow Kazzy were spotted in the Annex as well. We know that Mad Cow Kazzy has been mourning her friend Lizzie leaving town and we just assumed that Danny had gone with her but it seems that he hasn’t! In fact, it seems that he was left behind as well! Iiiiinteresting! We have to wonder what happened because Danny and Lizzie were pretty inseparable. M.C. Kazzy was overheard making mention that Danny has been spending an awful lot of time holed up in his apartment since his girl left. Awwww! That’s kind of sad! We actually feel for him a little bit.
It seems that Neo’s brother Jinn is still dating that jello wrestler chick named May. The pair were seen awfully intertwined Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn before heading to the Annex together. Why are those boys attracted to such…. sluts??? Seriously, if Neo’s girlfriend, Kel, and Jin’s girlfriend, May, were to put together a phone tree of all the people they’ve slept with, they could contact just about half the city! For two nice boys they’ve got some really unusual taste in women. Where have all the good girls gone??? When did bad girls suddenly become so in with the men of this town???
Speaking of still going strong, we’re surprised to see that Niamh and Lilli’s brother Brishen are still an item! Those two moved so fast that we didn’t think there was any way that they would last! We’re glad that we’re wrong about them because she’s adorable and he’s a hilarious troublemaker! In fact, that’s exactly what Lilli and Niamh were teasing him about Friday evening. The girls sure seem to adore each other and Brishen seems to adore being teased by the pair of them. Such a cute little family reunion!
We hear that Kitty made an appearance at the side of her husband, Old Man Tass, Friday night in the Annex to watch the entertainment. She seemed quite happy to see Psycho Skid and gave him her…. well, traditional greeting. You know? Those hugs that always leave you with a new perspective on life? Yeah. Psycho Skid was overheard telling Kitty that he hasn’t seen Chryrie in some time. Bummer! That was kind of a funny pairing. We sure hope this isn’t the end of that coupling! We know he’s a bit strange, Chryrie, but GIVE PSYCHO SKID ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! Do it for us because we’d rather not see him unleashed on the city’s unsuspecting young women. You at least know how to semi control him.
Jay got an up and close look at crazy! It started off all good for him. He had Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan all entangled in front of him, flirting it up with him. He probably thought he’d REALLY lucked out. Two really hot, really easy girls showing interest in each other and in you??? Isn’t that pretty much any guy’s version of HEAVEN??? Anyway, S.P.G. Teagan had to ruin Jay’s dream by being all crazy. She evidently got spooked by something and started getting all teary-eyed and scared. Joey was able to get her calmed down but by that time Jay had gotten smart and hauled his rear end to a ring. There’s a smart boy! Stay away from the crazy!
We hear that Danny and Mad Cow Kazzy were spotted in the Annex as well. We know that Mad Cow Kazzy has been mourning her friend Lizzie leaving town and we just assumed that Danny had gone with her but it seems that he hasn’t! In fact, it seems that he was left behind as well! Iiiiinteresting! We have to wonder what happened because Danny and Lizzie were pretty inseparable. M.C. Kazzy was overheard making mention that Danny has been spending an awful lot of time holed up in his apartment since his girl left. Awwww! That’s kind of sad! We actually feel for him a little bit.
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No Way Saturday!
NO WAY!!! Our sources claim that they spotted our FAVORITE — Den Mama Sid — behind the bar on Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! How awesome is that??? WE DIE! We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa confessed to using her SOPCoD on an orc and that it broke in half but thankfully mended itself back together. D.M. Sid seemed to get quite a kick out of it and encouraged her to use the titanium cranium crusher that Crazy Train Tara had gotten her some years ago when something a little stronger than the SOPCoD was needed. Uhhh… we’d actually prefer Lil’ Bit Lirssa keep her hands off of anything that has C.T. Tara’s fingerprints all over it.
Really, Playboy Shane??? Now we’ve always thought there was a…. certain unresolved vibe between Playboy Shane and Marvelous Mira so we’re actually pretty unsurprised to hear that they were seen having a private discussion with one another in a back booth in the Inn. The theory here at the Den of Gossip is that Playboy Shane is a little more into Marvelous Mira than she is into him…. but we think that’s just her appeal to Playboy Shane. Every girl in his past has fallen to his feet and immediately worshiped the very ground he walks on. Marvelous Mira, on the other hand, is a tough catch. We actually hope she doesn’t fall for him because he’s so got that guy complex where he gets bored with a girl as soon as he wins her over. We wonder what Cowboy Jake’s got to say about this????
It seems that Lil’ Bit Lirssa has hooked up with RhyDin native Kendall to find a way for some of RhyDin’s orphaned or abandoned youths to make their own way in the city! We can’t think of a more appropriate pair to put such an idea together! They were overheard discussing it with The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali Saturday night for quite a while. It seems that the girls want to give a home to the kids while giving them a way to earn that home. They seemed to decide that they need to start a business for the kids to try their hand at while having other smaller jobs for those who aren’t looking for such a permanent home. We hear at the Den of Gossip always need people to deliver our printed flyers out to the coffee shops and businesses around town! The pay is decent! Drop us a line, girls!
Maria and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan were seen in the Arena discussing the program that she’s starting to teach little girls and young women how to duel and how to defend themselves. We definitely like the idea! We’re all about strong women! However, we do have to question the people’s she’s got involved. S.P.G. Teagan? Lil’ Black Book Jaycy? Even Maria herself? Not really the trio we’d be incredibly willing to hand Intern Pumpkin Head over to, you know??? We hear that there’s quite a few more duelists who have supported it in one way or another, though. Ms. Wyh Not and G’naughty G’nort have both donated significantly to the cause. The Baroness Rena and the Wrecking Crew’s Kheldar are both pitching in to help find a location for it. Perhaps it’ll all come together better than we expect! We sure hope so!
Oh no! Somebody should STOP this! We hear that Rowdy Rekah and G’naughty G’nort spent most of Saturday night together and…. well, our sources say that the conversation was awfully friendly. Are we the only ones a little uneasy by the suggestion that G’naughty G’nort and Rowdy Rekah were flirting with another? Our sources said that they wouldn’t go as far as labeling it “flirting” but that the pair definitely raised a couple eyebrows through out the night. We have to wonder what Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin think about Rowdy Rekah spending some much time with G’naughty G’nort???
NO WAY!!! Our sources claim that they spotted our FAVORITE — Den Mama Sid — behind the bar on Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! How awesome is that??? WE DIE! We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa confessed to using her SOPCoD on an orc and that it broke in half but thankfully mended itself back together. D.M. Sid seemed to get quite a kick out of it and encouraged her to use the titanium cranium crusher that Crazy Train Tara had gotten her some years ago when something a little stronger than the SOPCoD was needed. Uhhh… we’d actually prefer Lil’ Bit Lirssa keep her hands off of anything that has C.T. Tara’s fingerprints all over it.
Really, Playboy Shane??? Now we’ve always thought there was a…. certain unresolved vibe between Playboy Shane and Marvelous Mira so we’re actually pretty unsurprised to hear that they were seen having a private discussion with one another in a back booth in the Inn. The theory here at the Den of Gossip is that Playboy Shane is a little more into Marvelous Mira than she is into him…. but we think that’s just her appeal to Playboy Shane. Every girl in his past has fallen to his feet and immediately worshiped the very ground he walks on. Marvelous Mira, on the other hand, is a tough catch. We actually hope she doesn’t fall for him because he’s so got that guy complex where he gets bored with a girl as soon as he wins her over. We wonder what Cowboy Jake’s got to say about this????
It seems that Lil’ Bit Lirssa has hooked up with RhyDin native Kendall to find a way for some of RhyDin’s orphaned or abandoned youths to make their own way in the city! We can’t think of a more appropriate pair to put such an idea together! They were overheard discussing it with The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali Saturday night for quite a while. It seems that the girls want to give a home to the kids while giving them a way to earn that home. They seemed to decide that they need to start a business for the kids to try their hand at while having other smaller jobs for those who aren’t looking for such a permanent home. We hear at the Den of Gossip always need people to deliver our printed flyers out to the coffee shops and businesses around town! The pay is decent! Drop us a line, girls!
Maria and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan were seen in the Arena discussing the program that she’s starting to teach little girls and young women how to duel and how to defend themselves. We definitely like the idea! We’re all about strong women! However, we do have to question the people’s she’s got involved. S.P.G. Teagan? Lil’ Black Book Jaycy? Even Maria herself? Not really the trio we’d be incredibly willing to hand Intern Pumpkin Head over to, you know??? We hear that there’s quite a few more duelists who have supported it in one way or another, though. Ms. Wyh Not and G’naughty G’nort have both donated significantly to the cause. The Baroness Rena and the Wrecking Crew’s Kheldar are both pitching in to help find a location for it. Perhaps it’ll all come together better than we expect! We sure hope so!
Oh no! Somebody should STOP this! We hear that Rowdy Rekah and G’naughty G’nort spent most of Saturday night together and…. well, our sources say that the conversation was awfully friendly. Are we the only ones a little uneasy by the suggestion that G’naughty G’nort and Rowdy Rekah were flirting with another? Our sources said that they wouldn’t go as far as labeling it “flirting” but that the pair definitely raised a couple eyebrows through out the night. We have to wonder what Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin think about Rowdy Rekah spending some much time with G’naughty G’nort???
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While He Was Down Sunday!
Oh, Lord! What would we do without Brale Brother Reap to entertain us??? He certainly seems to be attracting quite a little following as of late. We have no idea what the name of the girl who was hitting on him Sunday night was but this one certainly seemed to be feeling B.B. Reap! We hear that at one point they were talking about bull riding and she said that she could last longer on a bull than he could. B.B. Reap’s response? “You think so? Pretty good at wrapping your legs around things without getting bucked off, eh?” OMG! We. Die. We hear that Nigel joined in on the mocking too. But as is usual with the easy chicks of this town even after the girl realized they were making fun of her, she was still into B.B. Reap.
Seriously, women of RhyDin? Seriously?
On a more serious note, our sources report back to us that Awful Ali collapsed in the Inn right in front of poor Lil’ Bit Lirssa! As if that poor girl’s life needed to get more traumatic! A group of people including Nigel, Mac, and some guy named Logan quickly rushed to Ali’s side. The Logan guy actually KICKED ALI IN THE CHEST WHILE HE WAS DOWN! No lie! Now there’s quite a few people in this city who’d like to give Awful Ali a good beating but… kicking him while he’s down??? That’s just WRONG! After only a couple moments, he started coming around much to Lil’ Bit Lirssa’s relief. We hear that The Many Faces of Fio showed up not too long after and Mac told her that Ali’s heart had stopped beating for a while. Crazy. We sure hope he’s okay!
We had heard of the rumors of Zev and Lilli but our sources had yet to catch them together. They didn’t seem to be hiding their relationship at all Sunday night as they sat hand-in-hand by the hearth quite cozy together. We hear that the notoriously private and quiet man was even overheard calling her “my dear” and had his hand alllll over her. Our bet is that the pair is already sleeping together. We’re not so sure about this. We thought that for sure Lilli had her eyes on a certain tender. We’re not tagging Zev and Lilli with a “happily ever after” stamp yet but there’s no denying that there’s a whole lot of chemistry going on there!
Down in the Annex a crowd gathered for Fight Night! Scotty was seen working up the courage to hop into a ring for the first time with his friend, Lil’ Black Book Jaycy, who was showing him the ropes. Scotty was overheard saying that his man, Harold, wasn’t too terribly thrilled about him dueling. Swords is safe enough thank to the ward (unless you’re the sort that the ward doesn’t work on) but Fists…. wow. Another story entirely. Harold did wander in as well to watch his hubby-to-be in a ring. He was seen on the sidelines with a cup of tea in hand, looking uncomfortable with seeing Scotty in a ring at first but gradually he seemed to grow more and more interested in what was going on. We think that Scotty might be hooked!
Evidently we were accused by Anya of spreading some rumor about Merchant Antonio that Crazy Train Tara had overheard. Even Collie defended us by saying it was not the sort of thing that we would say. Considering all the gossip we gather/spread is published, we’re unsure how we can be accused of spreading secret rumors but… whatever. We’re so done hearing of how Anya is using our blog to turn herself into some sort of victim that she won’t be in our blog anymore. Sometimes what is right is more important than increasing readership and, thus, revenue. In this situation, what is right is not feeding that ego.
FLAWLESS Koy and Maria had another face off and we’re STILL not entirely sure what it was about. All we know is that it was about some argument with her husband, MAN-tastic Matt, over a video. The tension was still high but not nearly as high as when the two had almost come to blows several nights before in the Outback. Two Crew members and friends of both women — Overlord Tical and Kheldar — stepped in to ease the tension. Again, it seemed to, unfortunately, do the trick because the tension eased and the women returned to watching the challenge at hand.
Oh, right! There was a challenge! The little fierce muffin, Aya, challenged that Death Lord guy for the right to the barony of New Haven! Unfortunately, Aya who is a very experienced warlord and former baron just didn’t have the goods on that particular night to take down the less experienced baron. We still think it’s ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS that ritzy New Haven is represented in the Arena by the walking undead. We’re just shocked that there hasn’t been a bigger movement among the people that live there to get him thrown out on his ear. Come on, people of New Haven! Do we have to spell it out for you? Put together a monetary prize for the warlord that can bring down the baron! Make it worth their while!
Congratulations, Death Lord…. we guess.
Oh, Lord! What would we do without Brale Brother Reap to entertain us??? He certainly seems to be attracting quite a little following as of late. We have no idea what the name of the girl who was hitting on him Sunday night was but this one certainly seemed to be feeling B.B. Reap! We hear that at one point they were talking about bull riding and she said that she could last longer on a bull than he could. B.B. Reap’s response? “You think so? Pretty good at wrapping your legs around things without getting bucked off, eh?” OMG! We. Die. We hear that Nigel joined in on the mocking too. But as is usual with the easy chicks of this town even after the girl realized they were making fun of her, she was still into B.B. Reap.
Seriously, women of RhyDin? Seriously?
On a more serious note, our sources report back to us that Awful Ali collapsed in the Inn right in front of poor Lil’ Bit Lirssa! As if that poor girl’s life needed to get more traumatic! A group of people including Nigel, Mac, and some guy named Logan quickly rushed to Ali’s side. The Logan guy actually KICKED ALI IN THE CHEST WHILE HE WAS DOWN! No lie! Now there’s quite a few people in this city who’d like to give Awful Ali a good beating but… kicking him while he’s down??? That’s just WRONG! After only a couple moments, he started coming around much to Lil’ Bit Lirssa’s relief. We hear that The Many Faces of Fio showed up not too long after and Mac told her that Ali’s heart had stopped beating for a while. Crazy. We sure hope he’s okay!
We had heard of the rumors of Zev and Lilli but our sources had yet to catch them together. They didn’t seem to be hiding their relationship at all Sunday night as they sat hand-in-hand by the hearth quite cozy together. We hear that the notoriously private and quiet man was even overheard calling her “my dear” and had his hand alllll over her. Our bet is that the pair is already sleeping together. We’re not so sure about this. We thought that for sure Lilli had her eyes on a certain tender. We’re not tagging Zev and Lilli with a “happily ever after” stamp yet but there’s no denying that there’s a whole lot of chemistry going on there!
Down in the Annex a crowd gathered for Fight Night! Scotty was seen working up the courage to hop into a ring for the first time with his friend, Lil’ Black Book Jaycy, who was showing him the ropes. Scotty was overheard saying that his man, Harold, wasn’t too terribly thrilled about him dueling. Swords is safe enough thank to the ward (unless you’re the sort that the ward doesn’t work on) but Fists…. wow. Another story entirely. Harold did wander in as well to watch his hubby-to-be in a ring. He was seen on the sidelines with a cup of tea in hand, looking uncomfortable with seeing Scotty in a ring at first but gradually he seemed to grow more and more interested in what was going on. We think that Scotty might be hooked!
Evidently we were accused by Anya of spreading some rumor about Merchant Antonio that Crazy Train Tara had overheard. Even Collie defended us by saying it was not the sort of thing that we would say. Considering all the gossip we gather/spread is published, we’re unsure how we can be accused of spreading secret rumors but… whatever. We’re so done hearing of how Anya is using our blog to turn herself into some sort of victim that she won’t be in our blog anymore. Sometimes what is right is more important than increasing readership and, thus, revenue. In this situation, what is right is not feeding that ego.
FLAWLESS Koy and Maria had another face off and we’re STILL not entirely sure what it was about. All we know is that it was about some argument with her husband, MAN-tastic Matt, over a video. The tension was still high but not nearly as high as when the two had almost come to blows several nights before in the Outback. Two Crew members and friends of both women — Overlord Tical and Kheldar — stepped in to ease the tension. Again, it seemed to, unfortunately, do the trick because the tension eased and the women returned to watching the challenge at hand.
Oh, right! There was a challenge! The little fierce muffin, Aya, challenged that Death Lord guy for the right to the barony of New Haven! Unfortunately, Aya who is a very experienced warlord and former baron just didn’t have the goods on that particular night to take down the less experienced baron. We still think it’s ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS that ritzy New Haven is represented in the Arena by the walking undead. We’re just shocked that there hasn’t been a bigger movement among the people that live there to get him thrown out on his ear. Come on, people of New Haven! Do we have to spell it out for you? Put together a monetary prize for the warlord that can bring down the baron! Make it worth their while!
Congratulations, Death Lord…. we guess.
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Papa Ali Monday!
Nigel was heard Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn shooting off about what he’s going to do to the slaver and former Overlord, Anubis. We don’t have any concrete evidence as to why Nigel has issues with Anubis but we are hearing unsubstantiated reports that it could be about Charna. Eleanor told Nigel to watch himself when taking on Anubis as he’s not easily taken down and she didn’t feel that the gun Nigel was flashing was going to do the trick. We tend to agree. Anubis has been a thorn in this city’s side for a lot of years. We seriously doubt that Nigel is going to do the trick all on his lonesome. We wonder how Crazy Train Tara is going to feel when she hears that her good friend Nigel is trying to kill the love of her life???
Really. That Dean guy is more than a little ridiculous. He made quite a show of himself playing air guitar in the middle of the Inn. There were actually women who were eating that crap up too! His girlfriend Quinn continues to hang onto his every word… which we still find utterly insane. Now she’s a bit on the grungy side but there’s a bit of pretty in there somewhere. She could do better. Spade was also digging the performance which isn’t all that shocking. Spade always is into guys that are already taken. Her goal in life seems to be to see how many taken men she can bag. All the more gossip for us!
Could we finally be seeing a crack in the foundation? We admit that Serena and Prof. Jolyon have lasted far longer than we had expected but there definitely seems to be some unrest in that relationship. Serena has been seen looking quite sickly the last month or so which has raised concern with quite a few of her friends including Prof. Jolyon. In fact, we hear that he was trying to convince her to return to his homeland where it seems he thinks her health will be better. She didn’t seem to be having any of it. Iiiiinteresting!
…What?!?!? Our sources CLAIM that they heard a Very Very Very Interesting conversation Monday night between Awful Ali and Lil’ Bit Lirssa in the Outback! It seems it was quite the father-daughter chat and L.B. Lirssa has been overheard calling Awful Ali “papa” several times recently! Considering all the women that Awful Ali is responsible for, this actually really isn’t all that much of a shock to us. In fact, despite his personality flaws, he has proven himself to be quite the fatherly figure. We think he’d make a good dad…. and maybe children of his own might not be too far behind. We hear that L.B. Lirssa made a comment about what Awful Ali’s baby would call him. Could The Many Faces of Fio be pregnant??? We. Must. Know.
Casey Shivblade evidently made an appearance in a dueling venue for the first time in F.O.R.E.V.E.R. and a day! She seemed just the same as always. She spent some time catching up with her old friends, MAN-tastic Matt and FLAWLESS Koy. It seems that she is still married to the famous dueler with the same last name. Later into the night Smokin’ Sartan asked her if there was a chance her hubby might come back out of retirement. We were hoping that perhaps her come back might inspire him to return from retirement as well but Casey didn’t seem to think that was a possibility. Bummer! Well, it’s good to see the cute little ball of cheer back at least!
Nigel was heard Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn shooting off about what he’s going to do to the slaver and former Overlord, Anubis. We don’t have any concrete evidence as to why Nigel has issues with Anubis but we are hearing unsubstantiated reports that it could be about Charna. Eleanor told Nigel to watch himself when taking on Anubis as he’s not easily taken down and she didn’t feel that the gun Nigel was flashing was going to do the trick. We tend to agree. Anubis has been a thorn in this city’s side for a lot of years. We seriously doubt that Nigel is going to do the trick all on his lonesome. We wonder how Crazy Train Tara is going to feel when she hears that her good friend Nigel is trying to kill the love of her life???
Really. That Dean guy is more than a little ridiculous. He made quite a show of himself playing air guitar in the middle of the Inn. There were actually women who were eating that crap up too! His girlfriend Quinn continues to hang onto his every word… which we still find utterly insane. Now she’s a bit on the grungy side but there’s a bit of pretty in there somewhere. She could do better. Spade was also digging the performance which isn’t all that shocking. Spade always is into guys that are already taken. Her goal in life seems to be to see how many taken men she can bag. All the more gossip for us!
Could we finally be seeing a crack in the foundation? We admit that Serena and Prof. Jolyon have lasted far longer than we had expected but there definitely seems to be some unrest in that relationship. Serena has been seen looking quite sickly the last month or so which has raised concern with quite a few of her friends including Prof. Jolyon. In fact, we hear that he was trying to convince her to return to his homeland where it seems he thinks her health will be better. She didn’t seem to be having any of it. Iiiiinteresting!
…What?!?!? Our sources CLAIM that they heard a Very Very Very Interesting conversation Monday night between Awful Ali and Lil’ Bit Lirssa in the Outback! It seems it was quite the father-daughter chat and L.B. Lirssa has been overheard calling Awful Ali “papa” several times recently! Considering all the women that Awful Ali is responsible for, this actually really isn’t all that much of a shock to us. In fact, despite his personality flaws, he has proven himself to be quite the fatherly figure. We think he’d make a good dad…. and maybe children of his own might not be too far behind. We hear that L.B. Lirssa made a comment about what Awful Ali’s baby would call him. Could The Many Faces of Fio be pregnant??? We. Must. Know.
Casey Shivblade evidently made an appearance in a dueling venue for the first time in F.O.R.E.V.E.R. and a day! She seemed just the same as always. She spent some time catching up with her old friends, MAN-tastic Matt and FLAWLESS Koy. It seems that she is still married to the famous dueler with the same last name. Later into the night Smokin’ Sartan asked her if there was a chance her hubby might come back out of retirement. We were hoping that perhaps her come back might inspire him to return from retirement as well but Casey didn’t seem to think that was a possibility. Bummer! Well, it’s good to see the cute little ball of cheer back at least!
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Total Score Tuesday!
The always lovely Jenai walked into the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night to quite the unusual scene. Well, yeah, unusual scenes going down in the Inn are actually usual in that they happen everyday…. but anyway, stick with us here. So Jenai walked in to find Harper and Crazy Train Tara knee deep in some sort of wood-working project. It seems that they were building an advice giving stand. Yep, C.T. Tara wants to give out advice. Oh, come on!!! You know that’s just the sort of train wreck that nobody in this city would be able to resist being a part of! We know that we’d wait in line for HOURS for C.T. Tara’s advice. How fabulous!
Nigel and Brale Brother Reap are certainly a special breed of man. We’re just not sure if it’s the good sort of special or the crazy sort of special! The two men were seen in the Inn dressed in armor. Yep. Heavy plated metal. At first we were thoroughly confused as to why they were sitting at the bar dressed in armor drinking whiskey and talking to Eleanor. Then one of our sources caught them explaining the outfits to Awful Ali by telling him that it was “Eleanor Day”. Wow. What do you think? The good sort of special or the crazy sort of special? Or maybe both?
Oddly enough, our sources say that they saw Our Darling Taneth reprimanding herself and pinching herself to get her own attention… well, sort of. One Taneth was reprimanding the other Taneth and pinched her which made the other Taneth not so happy. This entire thing is getting increasingly odd. We’re really sad about what is happening to poor O.D. Taneth… and Tormay is STILL MIA! We have to wonder what he’s up to. Is he searching for the answer? Could he just not take watching his wife turn into this? Our heart breaks for him!
FLAWLESS Koy was seen chatting with Juliane about the new art gallery she’s helping to open in New Haven which will feature art from a number of artists! It sounds fabulous! The brownstone it’s housed in is lovely. We cannot wait to get our first peak at the interior and the art! It seems FLAWLESS Koy was excited to do what she could to support the business which is located in the same district as her boutique. In fact, the two businesses aren’t too far from each other at all. FLAWLESS Koy was interested in using the space to host one of the events during upcoming Fashion Week! How fantastic would it be to have a party there to celebrate some up and coming designer! Fashion + Art + Alcohol = TOTAL SCORE!
We. Die. How many times in The Dread Pirate Stephen’s life do you think he’s been told by some enraged parent not to touch their daughter??? Well, Tuesday night it was Mega Mom Icer’s turn to lay down the warning and we hear that she did it with a slap! Right across T.D.P. Stephen’s face! Evidently, however, he wasn’t touching some poor unsuspecting girl in the way you’re thinking. Nope! It seems that he was so drunk that he thought one of those little baby dragons always running around all over the place was a rat… and he tried to slap the “rat” with his sword. We think that the dragon infestation this city faces is actually worse than any rat infestation it faces!
There wasn’t a whole heck of a lot of action in the rings Tuesday night but there was a squire tournament held by Maria, the Baroness of Old Temple. A handful of competitors showed up to battle it out for the spot but in the end it was Kalinda who took top honors. Congratulations, Kalinda!
The always lovely Jenai walked into the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night to quite the unusual scene. Well, yeah, unusual scenes going down in the Inn are actually usual in that they happen everyday…. but anyway, stick with us here. So Jenai walked in to find Harper and Crazy Train Tara knee deep in some sort of wood-working project. It seems that they were building an advice giving stand. Yep, C.T. Tara wants to give out advice. Oh, come on!!! You know that’s just the sort of train wreck that nobody in this city would be able to resist being a part of! We know that we’d wait in line for HOURS for C.T. Tara’s advice. How fabulous!
Nigel and Brale Brother Reap are certainly a special breed of man. We’re just not sure if it’s the good sort of special or the crazy sort of special! The two men were seen in the Inn dressed in armor. Yep. Heavy plated metal. At first we were thoroughly confused as to why they were sitting at the bar dressed in armor drinking whiskey and talking to Eleanor. Then one of our sources caught them explaining the outfits to Awful Ali by telling him that it was “Eleanor Day”. Wow. What do you think? The good sort of special or the crazy sort of special? Or maybe both?
Oddly enough, our sources say that they saw Our Darling Taneth reprimanding herself and pinching herself to get her own attention… well, sort of. One Taneth was reprimanding the other Taneth and pinched her which made the other Taneth not so happy. This entire thing is getting increasingly odd. We’re really sad about what is happening to poor O.D. Taneth… and Tormay is STILL MIA! We have to wonder what he’s up to. Is he searching for the answer? Could he just not take watching his wife turn into this? Our heart breaks for him!
FLAWLESS Koy was seen chatting with Juliane about the new art gallery she’s helping to open in New Haven which will feature art from a number of artists! It sounds fabulous! The brownstone it’s housed in is lovely. We cannot wait to get our first peak at the interior and the art! It seems FLAWLESS Koy was excited to do what she could to support the business which is located in the same district as her boutique. In fact, the two businesses aren’t too far from each other at all. FLAWLESS Koy was interested in using the space to host one of the events during upcoming Fashion Week! How fantastic would it be to have a party there to celebrate some up and coming designer! Fashion + Art + Alcohol = TOTAL SCORE!
We. Die. How many times in The Dread Pirate Stephen’s life do you think he’s been told by some enraged parent not to touch their daughter??? Well, Tuesday night it was Mega Mom Icer’s turn to lay down the warning and we hear that she did it with a slap! Right across T.D.P. Stephen’s face! Evidently, however, he wasn’t touching some poor unsuspecting girl in the way you’re thinking. Nope! It seems that he was so drunk that he thought one of those little baby dragons always running around all over the place was a rat… and he tried to slap the “rat” with his sword. We think that the dragon infestation this city faces is actually worse than any rat infestation it faces!
There wasn’t a whole heck of a lot of action in the rings Tuesday night but there was a squire tournament held by Maria, the Baroness of Old Temple. A handful of competitors showed up to battle it out for the spot but in the end it was Kalinda who took top honors. Congratulations, Kalinda!
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Fighting the Good Fight Wednesday!
We’re really starting to not like that Dean guy! He’s waaaay controlling. We hear that he was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn giving Brale Brother Reap a hard time for getting his girl Quinn drunk weeeeeeks ago! Dean was supposedly pissed because he had told B.B. Reap to keep an eye out for Quinn. Uh… hello? Isn’t she a grown ass woman? Why can’t she keep an eye out for herself? Evidently Quinn and Aaron rushed to B.B. Reap’s rescue and convinced Dean that it wasn’t a big deal. Good for her for standing up to that man! We were unsure about them at first but now we definitely don’t like them together! Now she does spend an awful lot of time with B.B. Reap! Maybe there’s something more there….
Speaking of Aaron, he might be one of our new favorite troublemakers! He gave a lecture to one of the dragon mamas about keeping her “little lizards” out of the bar. In fact, he threatened to step on it, if it wasn’t kept out of his way. The guy seems like a total loud-mouthed drunk… which, of course, we here at the Den of Gossip LOVE! The last time he showed up in this blog it was for looking on as a baby dragon got eaten by an octopus. Clearly this guy has some dragon issues. Be on the look out for this one, ladies! We’re betting he’s the type to give you a fun night and then never call you again.
Crazy Train Tara was later seen in the Inn quite out of sorts. She was upset to see Nigel so down in the dumps after having some sort of run-in with Anubis that evidently did not end well for him. And to make matters worse for C.T. Tara Lucky Lawyer Lucien was there as a reminder that he still refuses to marry her. We’re glad that L.L. Lucien is still fighting the good fight! Stay strong, brother! Well… C.T. Tara went from sympathetic towards Nigel to crazed and insanely angry. We’re not really sure what set her off but suddenly she was spitting mad about one insult or another while Eleanor and Brale Brother Reap tried to talk her down. It took the intervention of Lucky Lawyer Lucien to finally defuse the situation. Wow!
We’re really starting to not like that Dean guy! He’s waaaay controlling. We hear that he was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn giving Brale Brother Reap a hard time for getting his girl Quinn drunk weeeeeeks ago! Dean was supposedly pissed because he had told B.B. Reap to keep an eye out for Quinn. Uh… hello? Isn’t she a grown ass woman? Why can’t she keep an eye out for herself? Evidently Quinn and Aaron rushed to B.B. Reap’s rescue and convinced Dean that it wasn’t a big deal. Good for her for standing up to that man! We were unsure about them at first but now we definitely don’t like them together! Now she does spend an awful lot of time with B.B. Reap! Maybe there’s something more there….
Speaking of Aaron, he might be one of our new favorite troublemakers! He gave a lecture to one of the dragon mamas about keeping her “little lizards” out of the bar. In fact, he threatened to step on it, if it wasn’t kept out of his way. The guy seems like a total loud-mouthed drunk… which, of course, we here at the Den of Gossip LOVE! The last time he showed up in this blog it was for looking on as a baby dragon got eaten by an octopus. Clearly this guy has some dragon issues. Be on the look out for this one, ladies! We’re betting he’s the type to give you a fun night and then never call you again.
Crazy Train Tara was later seen in the Inn quite out of sorts. She was upset to see Nigel so down in the dumps after having some sort of run-in with Anubis that evidently did not end well for him. And to make matters worse for C.T. Tara Lucky Lawyer Lucien was there as a reminder that he still refuses to marry her. We’re glad that L.L. Lucien is still fighting the good fight! Stay strong, brother! Well… C.T. Tara went from sympathetic towards Nigel to crazed and insanely angry. We’re not really sure what set her off but suddenly she was spitting mad about one insult or another while Eleanor and Brale Brother Reap tried to talk her down. It took the intervention of Lucky Lawyer Lucien to finally defuse the situation. Wow!
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