August 2007

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, August 29

Brains of a Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Friday night last week! Antonio was behind the bar serving up drinks to the small crowd that included Brale Brother Baker, Icer, and the lovely Julie!!! And SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was busy entertaining what male patrons were present!

DoD-er Evie joined Brale Brother Baker at the bar later into the evening and was overheard telling Baker that he is "the brains of this relationship". Lord! That's a scary thought!

Poor Eless isn't looking good. We're desperately wondering what is wrong with her. She was at the bar chatting with Julie who was attempting to spurn the affections of a newcomer. We HEART Julie!!! She told the new guy that she couldn't go on a walk with him because he wasn't her husband or a blood relative and the perception would not be good. It's so nice to see a beautiful woman with equally beautiful manners!!! Too bad she's wasting it on an absent husband!

The wacky Dioxanne called duels in the basement Arena that night with her usual mix of quirky one-liners and silliness! Cranky Cassius took to a ring with the legendary Xeno as Cassius searched out peer wins. He took the win and came one step closer to challenging. Who do you think he's going after??? Our bet is Drunken Damien!!!

Xeno wasn't the only legendary duelist to make an appearance in the Arena Friday night!!! The DELICIOUS 16th and 26th Overlord Kalamere was seen in the basement for the first time since the Madness Tournament!!! He shared a drink and chat with Xeno before hopping in a ring to prove that he still has what it takes to be a top duelist! LOVE him!!!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, August 30

Overheard Around Town

- "After he told a chick that he would serve my head to her on a silver plater, hell #$%^&* ng yea I burned down his damn house!" Jade explaining the end of her relationship with Gabe. We're... speechless.

- "'ey dove ye wanna do a lil friggin' in the riggin'?" Robert using one of his WORLD RENOWNED pick-up lines on the innocent Julie.

- "If I was Rena I'd cut off your balls. You obviously have no use for them." SLUTTACIOUS Charlie's way of telling Val to act like a man.

- "I'm going to find something useful to do with my balls." Val's reply to Charlie's attack on his manliness. This comment makes us HEART Val!!!

- "I am Ferox, greatest of all Sorcerers and lover of all women!" So said THE Ferox. Now that, our loyal fans, is an introduction!

- "Technically I am a Queen so best back off and sit back down before I have to do something nasty that will get us both in the GossipGANGSTAR in an icky way." Tooooo late, SUUUUUPER Des!

- "G'nort, the only time you're sad is if you've cheesed a woman off enough to get a bruise on your face. And then it's not because of how you got the bruise, but because your face is marred." Kitty wisely advised G'nort.

- "Actually, Kitty, if a woman bruises me, it means she's just arousing me." G'nort told Kitty in return which explains a lot about the type of women that G'nort employees.

- "Ye dun 'ave the shway tha' Jewell an' Stephen do...Stephen cause 'e be me brother Jewell cause I seen 'er boobies...now if ye wan' some power o'er me ...well le's jus' say ye can nae become me brother aye." Robert to SMASHING Issy as to what one has to do to make him listen.

- "Robert....few men that have seen my breasts have lived to tell the tale." Issy in reply to the above comment. For some reason, that really doesn't surprise use!

- "I've heard that before. Then it gets returned with a lot of dents." G'nort's reply to Uriko when she asked to borrow his boat.

[Marc Franco]

Friday, August 31

Own it, Saturday!

Saturday night gave us further proof that TRASH-tastic Jade has absolutely no respect for women! She was spotted at the bar hitting on Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera's man, Darkmere. Darkmere is CLEARLY not into her!!! TRASH-tastic Jade seems to be getting a bit desperate. She even seemed to get a bit down in the dumps when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was asking Wolv about his girl Kaspar. Wolv's another man that isn't swayed by TRASH-tastic Jade!!! He's staying true to his gal!!! We LOVE to see that!!!

...Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade is losing her touch! She and Gabe have been broken up for a couple weeks and STILL doesn't have a boyfriend to cheat on and make look like a fool.

The nexus was not kind to a dirty-mouthed redhead named Emmie who found herself in RhyDin much to her chagrin. She seemed quite terrified and even screamed out loud when she spotted Icer!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to reassure the lovely lass as to where she was and Icer tried to convince her that she wouldn't have it but she was having NONE OF IT!!!

Oddly enough it was Darkmere who came to the girl's aid and calmed her down!!! Perhaps being with Sera is smoothing out his rough edges?

Den Mama Sid showed up for her Saturday night shift which was full of its typical unruliness!!! And she was full of her typical SEXINESS!!! We DROOOOOOL over Den Mama Sid! She kept the drinks coming to Gabe and attempted to ease his sorrows. It seems that Gabe has a pretty cheery outlook considering he dumped his cute girlfriend for a psycho who later burned down his house! He's just concentrating on rebuilding his life to where it was pre-Jade. Good luck, Gabe!

We just could NOT get enough of Malibu in IFL so we were over joyed when our sources told us that he was spotted in the basement Arena!!! He proved that he's even more of a talent in armed combat than he was in unarmed! He took a clear cut win over Topaz who was busy cursing herself for dueling before loading up on caffeine! Now we know Topaz's secret to success! How much do you want to bet that all the TDL arenas will make sure that there is no coffee being served the nights Topaz comes to visit?!?!?

Mr. Infamous Lupton remembered how to find his way into the depths of the Arena!!! He was seen chatting up another oldie in the very bad kitty Onyx and both of them got in a couple duels! Onyx was in her typically SLUTTACIOUS gear which included a latex dress. Now we refer to a lot of women as SLUTTACIOUS but none of them own it like Onyx owns it!!! It's so wrong that it's almost good!!!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, August 31

Marvelous Mood Sunday!

Sunday night found a wonderfully delicious scene as Bad Boy Darren practiced his pick-up lines on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee!!! Kairee found them hilarious and we were left wondering once again why women in this city are so taken by Bad Boy Darren!!!

Just when we thought Darkmere was getting better he was back up to his old demanding and domineering ways over wonderful Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera!!! While we love when Sera's up to drama, we do NOT like this type of drama.

The redhead Emmie who was stunned to find herself in RhyDin the previous night was still looking quite a bit shell shocked. The 100% pure sweetness Eless, who was tending bar, made sure she kept an eye out for the lovely redhead. The lovely redhead, on the other hand, was keeping an eye out for Dark!!! She certainly seemed to have a bit of a crush on the royal JERK!!! We hope she quickly learns to STAY AWAY!!! Even Harry warned her that she must be wary of Darkmere.

Unfortunately, Emmie didn't seem to take the warning to heart.

The crowd gathered for "Late Night with Des and Gav" was particularly loud and wild this past Sunday night! We're telling you! SUUUUUPER Des can sure draw a crowd! And Gav isn't half bad to look at himself!

Harry was certainly in a marvelous mood!!! A game of Truth or Dare erupted and all sorts of general silliness! Harry made us love him even more by calling Emmie out on her crush on Darkmere but Emmie chickened out when asked what she'd like to do to his naked body. Thank the Gods! We don't think we could have stood hearing about that.

Duel of Swords' Supervisor Chris Graziano called a couple matches as a handful of people warmed up for the Warlord Tournament that would take place later into the night! In a weekend full of former greats showing up in the Arena and Annex, former Baron Rand showed up for a couple duels and seemed interested in re-establishing his name within the rings!

RAT-tastic Napoleon showed up (as he was going to help call the Warlord Tournament) and engaged in a mutual love session with Chris!!! Evidently everybody's favorite PiRATe has adopted a litter of kittens which he is training to become fierce PiCATes! Are we the only ones who see how this could go very, very badly for Napoleon???

[Marc Franco]

Friday, August 31

Summer Cycle Warlord Tournament!

A talented pool of warlords that included many former barons and several former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Summer cycle Warlord Tournament! There were no rings up for grabs but the prizes for the night were an intercession-free shot at the Overlord and a challenge shot at one of the barons!

Cute little Uriko was present and was a ball full of energy as always!!! Oh, how we love her! She was excited to witness the tournament and after cuddling with PiRATe Napoleon, expressed her desire to someday enter the tournament. We cannot WAIT for that day!!!

Sartan needs to do something. Seriously. His typically cheerful little wife Rory has seemed seriously cut off from reality in recent weeks! Anytime anybody has questioned him as to why she's acting... well, crazy... he's ducked the subject. Iiiiinteresting. Anyway, she accused him of cheating and he avoided her while she called for the tournament!

Taneth showed up to support her... well, special cuddling partner Grayson as he made his way through the tournament! Grayson got quite far but even Taneth's support wasn't enough to take him all the way after his extended absence! Brush off that rust and try again next cycle, Grayson!

Cranky Cas was up to his usual shenanigans. He was overheard telling the snake Saryna to go for another competitor's groin. Classy. We're still wondering what happened to his girlfriend because if there was ever a man in need of a good lay, it's Cas!!!

We weren't the only ones surprised to hear that Rand was back in town! G'nort seemed thoroughly surprised and delighted by his presence. In fact, he took the time to introduce both Uriko and Taneth to the weathered man! Taneth, of course, decided that Rand was cute.

After that very unwise fashion decision of DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy's a while back, she's been on point ever since! She strutted her stuff (and, oh, what stuff she has!) into the Annex to watch the tournament dressed in a black sleeveless top with ruffled trim and a keyhole cut-out to expose some of that gorgeous flesh at her back with a pair of skinny-cut black pants! LOVED it! That's the Fashion Sheriff that we've all come to know and love!

The party went on well into the night but in the end Max and Chris emerged to fight it out in the finale! Max couldn't overcome Chris who emerged in the end as the victor, claiming the right to challenge the Overlord as his prize! And Max was left with the challenge against a baron!

Congratulations, Chris! Congratulations, Max! Good luck in your challenges!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, August 31

200th Monday!!!

Yes, siree! Just as the title of this blog entry suggests, this is our 200th blog post!!! Okay, so actually the last entry was but we didn't want to ruin the summary of the Warlord Tournament by going on about ourselves!

Anyway, YAY for us! We're already planning a FABULOUS party for number 500! We just wanted to take a moment to thank YOU, our loyal readers, and to encourage you to check out all our fantastic sponsors, including T-shirt Zoo located in the Marketplace on 5th Street, Tiny and Timmy's Lawn Care who hire only the BEST gnomes to get rid of your bare patches, and Kissable Lip Plumper so you too can have that pert pout that make the men drooooool!!!

Awkward much? Monday evening found Icer and Darkmere sitting together along with two women who seem to be out for Darkmere's affections. Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera seems to think she has claim on those affections but he certainly treats her like crap! And the unassuming, new girl Emmie clearly does not believe she has claim to those affections yet Darkmere seems careful of her feelings. Sera stormed off but Dark stuck around and continued to get closer to new girl Emmie!

Wowza!!! New "it" couple located!!! Scottie and Sid are so deliciously HAWT!!! They were caught making out behind the bar in the middle of Sid's shift. It seems that they just CANNOT keep their hands off one another. And who can blame them?!?!?

Soooomebody has fallen off the sobriety wagon! Charlie was spotted in the Outback Monday night looking like she'd had a VERY rough couple of days. Rehab's calling this girl AGAIN! So sad! Lydia confronted her over some sort of issue dealing with Cute Single Erin. Harsh words were exchanged between the two women and both stormed off!!!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen chatting up RhyDin's Sexiest Father Kheldar Monday night. She urged him to bring Mega-MILF Caedia to attract a crowd on the nights he calls!!! We HEART Koy and we soooo hope that he does!!! Kheld questioned Koy on how married life was treating her and her answer was, "even better than I thought"!!! SWOOOON!!! How cute!!!

Koy doesn't seem to like to leave challenges pending!!! She and the lizard king Bran faced off for MoonBeryl right then and there!!! Unfortunately for Koy, she ended up on the losing end! Bran took MoonBeryl and Koy stormed towards the bar to drink away the loss!!

Congratulations to Bran!

Rand was seen on the shores of Twilight Island brushing up his rusty magic skillz with a duel against the LOOOOVELY Topaz! He took the loss but Topaz was sure to introduce him around to the small family-like crowd that gathers early in the week on Twilight Island! And as if he wasn't enough male eye candy, Big Will Wulfson made a showing too! He got in a couple duels and looked SUPER HAWT while doing so! YUMMY!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, August 31

Imp Attack Tuesday!

The Other Woman Lain actually didn't seem like that much of a witch Tuesday night when spotted in the Inn!!! In fact, she spent some time consoling a cute young blonde by the name of Rhy. Lain offered up some great advice for the girl.... and our sources were left actually LIKING her!!! We must admit we're still a bit suspicious of Lain but perhaps she'll change her nasty ways now that she's away from Deadbeat Dad Alex!!!

Lain even kept a watchful eye on the girl when she confronted the man that had hurt her -- Lang. It seems that Lang cheated on the lovely Rhy and really didn't seem all that apologetic. Poor Rhy was heartbroken!!! Lang was merely angry. The men of this town baffle us. They cheat on their women and then get pissed at the women for being upset! Men suck!!!

What? Who let Imp out of the Arena?!?! Imp took his brand of trouble on the road and bugged the patrons of the Inn for the night!!! He got full on gropes and licks on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, cutie cheerleader Taneth, and Wyh Not!

Wow! The DoD girls are such a mess at the moment!!! Nobody's seen much of PJ since her motorcycle accident several weeks back! Charlie wandered into the Outback not only high but also appearing as if she'd been beaten on reeeeaaal good... and done come beating of her own. Koy also made an appearance in the Outback Tuesday night and was neither FLAWLESS nor EFFORTLESS!!! She was in a royally pissed off mood!!! It seems she's taking losing her opal extremely hard.

Cranky Cassius made an appearance in the Outback later in the night and was.... well, cranky. He didn't take too kindly to the mocking that G'nort and Sartan gave him. Who would have thought G'nort and Sartan would agree on anything long enough to team up together??? They certainly have been doing A LOT of teaming up lately!!!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, August 31

Mud Wrestle Wednesday!

Drakko FINALLY returned to his lovely Julie Wednesday night!!! It's about darn time! He certainly seemed apologetic for his absence and was practically begging for her forgiveness. As he should! Julie is the sweetest and most loyal woman to grace this city! Only time will tell if Drakko is smart enough to realize what he's got.

HEIFER Jewell strutted herself into the Inn in a blue dress that showed off waaaaay too much of those extra pounds she's been putting on lately. In fact, it reminded us of that old Jello jingle! You know? "Watch it wiggle! Watch it jiggle! J-E-L-L-O!" She certainly was a-wigglin' and a-jigglin'! Step away from the dinner table, HEIFER Jewell!!!

Well, the night wasn't a good one for HEIFER Jewell! She was ARRESTED!!! Yes, you read that right! She was ARRESTED!!! Evidently her anger management issues have finally come back to haunt her. She was handcuffed and charged with assaulting Bad Boy Darren with a chalkboard! Jewell FLIPPED her wig and started screaming and cursing Darren.... who also was in the room. Hilarious! We are in stitches!

In the Outback, Vinny was seen with his woman Querylon getting a couple duels in. He seems like ALMOST a completely different person when she's around!!! Note, we did say "almost". He advised Big Will Wulfson that he better have the Tower cleaned out because he's coming to take it from him!!! Ooooh! Them's fightin' words, son!!! We love magic trash talk!

Vinny and Querylon weren't the only husband/wife duo in the Outback that night. Cute peppy Rory was seen in a conversation that seemed to make no sense with her hubby Sartan. That girl is still half-crazed!!! We TOTALLY blame Sartan for whatever her issue is. He's acting mighty sketchy about it!!!

We've got a feeling that Kaja would not be kosher with the amount of time and cuddling that G'nort's been sharing with cat-girl Isis! What is with all these cat-girls moving in on taken men??? Man, would it not be HAWT if Kaja came back for a mud wrestling match with Isis??? DROOL WORTHY!