May 2007

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, May 1

A heaping helping of Monday!!!

It appears G'nort is forming an IFL team and as is the tendency with G'nort there will be the usual number of smoking hot women. Monday night, while hanging out in the Outback with new teammates Cas and Sartan, he spent time trying to sign the BANGING hot Cally!!! Cas is evidently blind because he was NOT drooling. Sartan, however, only kept repeating how much trouble he was going to get into with his wife while dueling the scantily clad beauty. Aw, you've got to love G'nort!!!

SeXXXy Brian was catching up with his sister Jewell in the Inn in the early evening hours. When he went to leave, he literally ran into the TRAMP Lain and deadbeat dad Alex. Of course, the OTHER woman turned green when Alex briefly greeted Shauri. That's what women who steal men from other women deserve -- a lifetime of never knowing if that man is going to stay loyal!!! Poetic freaking justice. The pair didn't really talk to anybody and seemed merely interested in canoodling in front of Jewell. RIDICULOUS! We are so proud of our lil' Miss Anger Management! She didn't take the bait. She completely and totally ignored them! Instead, she chatted with the FLAWLESS Kairee and cuuuuute Lydia! Those two fabulous girls did a great job keeping her occupied on thoughts of Beltane.

Val was spotted in the Inn buying a strange woman a Badsider! The woman (who certainly was not Rena) and he chatted for several minutes at the bar before he took off. Is there trouble in paradise??? Has Val moved on from the DoD-er???

Yay!!! Over on Twilight Isle, Melli announced that she has been invited to take the pre-master bakery test to her loooover boy, Gnim! We love our cute little gnome baker and her scrum-delicious food! Gnim seemed more than a little disappointed that this would take her away for several days but, as the sweet lover boy that he is, he was completely supportive of the endeavor!

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[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, May 2

Tuesday spent with Beltane!

Oh, how wonderful the first night of the Beltane was! The meadow looked fantastic! There was allll kinds of food! The women all looked lovely in their frilly dresses! It was a spectacular evening of fun that should not have been missed!

The very lovely Amthy performed her May Queen duties with all the charm, beauty, and grace one could hope for! She named Hawk as her "Green Man" and together they lit the bonfire!! Hawk erased earlier rumors of chasing a certain redhead by laying a kiss on his green-haired Queen! She certainly didn't seem to dislike the smooooch in the least!

The lighting of the bonfire signaled the end of the classy portion of the fesitval. The night's events got a bit wild and crazy after that! There was dancing around in circles and leaping over flames all in the name of fertility. And who can't get behind a concept like that??? Miss Mercy certainly did! She was busy kissing and "celebrating Spring" with her new man Pelnar. FLAWLESS Kairee didn't miss out on the fun either as she brought Julien to dance and frolick with.

EFFORTLESS Koy showed up (in a dress of her own design, of course!) with the current Diamond Kheld on her arm! MAJOR ARM CANDY!!! Koy always has the best accessories!

Our dear, dear Dameon was present and looking as fantastically yummy as always. Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to use accessories as well as Koy does. Instead of his smoking hot ex-girlfriend, he brought the NEW WOMAN Reanna!!! Oh, how disappointed we are in you, Dameon, from going from such a melodramatic wonder to such a yawn-inducing bore!

The "tall, dark, and handsome" category was filled by Daniel who brought his own beautiful redhead Kaelyn with him! The pair tested the fae wine and cuddled while watching the festivities. Such a handsome couple! It would be nice to see the two of them in public more often.

The event brought out some of RhyDin's HAWTEST specimens of women!!! Piper was barefoot in a simple white off-the-shoulder peasant dress giggling with a bevy of beauties that included Charna in a cleavage revealing beige and white slip dress, the petite golden-haired elf Elessaria, and the aaaaalways classy and together Shy. We totally HEART packs of beautiful, half-dunk women!

The night ended on a fabulously high note for love! After all, what would Beltane be without an engagement?!?! THAT'S RIGHT!!! Everybody's favorite pirate Stephen proposed to our very own Jewell and she accepted!!! We are slightly upset with him that he did not ask our permission first but I'm sure it's a slight we'll soon forget. For now RhyDin is going to have another HUGE wedding! It's been far too long since the last one. We are already excited!!!

Yay for love!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, May 3

A busy busy Wednesday!

The Beltane festivities continued on the streets of RhyDin's Marketplace! Performers, carnival games, and vendors lined the street! Lanterns were strung from building to building and tree top to tree top lighting the square with a romantic glow!

Our wonderful little Uriko was the most fabulous maiden of all! Her dress mirrored the wings of a butterfly and she seemed to just float and glide just like the design on the fabric would suggest. What a perfect design for such a perfect night! She just seemed to glow with excitement and beauty!!!

Dragon love is only one step less cute than gnome love! Icer and her main squeeze Aurthur were enjoying the Beltane festivities in the Marketplace. Aurthur expressed concern that Icer was traveling so close to her "lay date". Icer gently reassure him that everything was fine. Pop those little eggies out, Icer!

There's a rumor floating around that Shey finally convinced Dark to make an honest woman out of him. According to the gossip, the pair elopement was witnessed by only a flock/herd/drove/whatever of pixies and that the pair is now on their honemoon! Now keep in mind that your Gossip GangSTAR heard this from a pixie and they are extremely hard to nail down (literally, we have tried) details so it appears that we will be forced to wait for Shey and Dark's return to see if there is any truth to this pixie story.

When Gov Kitty gets better he first order of business needs to be pushing through a law that keeps Taneth OUT of the dueling venues! She's picking up way too much in there. Thanks to Harris the phrase "wicked cool" was added to her vocabulary followed in the last several weeks by "do-able" from PJ and "man-loving" from Dioxanne.

[Marc Franco]

Sunday, May 6

Imp's Thursday Grab Bag!

Much to poor Kina's dismay, her bartending shift turned into more of a babysitting shift! Reap and Baker were belly-up to the bar most of the night trading insults and being their generally unruly (and entertaining) selves! Our looovely Evie joined them briefly looking as hot as always! How long it has been since we've had real RU antics! Snap to it, boys!

PJ returned from her promotional tour for Red Orc Brewery in high spirits! She did her usual canoodling with Reap but word on the street has it that the rumors of their "coupling" have been vastly over blown. We are hearing now that PJ is STILL with Bad Boy Gage and that she and Reap are merely "friends"! We need more friends like that!

Taneth ziiiipped into the Inn and greeted the Inn's MAN-FREAKING-TASTIC bartender Tucker with a greeting of "Tuckerrrrrrrrr! Man lovin'!" which is a term she evidently picked up in the Arena. Needless to say poor Tucker was more than a bit confused. The odd greeting was forgotten as Taneth gave Tucker a leg-wrapping hug! How we love this bundle of joy!

A very happy looking FORMER Lil' Miss Anger Management was there with her man Stephen dishing about their engagement. Jewell has been so happy and upbeat lately that we are starting to wonder who stole the REAL Jewell!!! There's no details on the wedding as of yet but your very own Gossip GangSTAR wants to make the first offer to be the one to give the bride away at the ceremony!

A very cute looking Erin sipped tea and chatted with Good Boy Cor! Is Erin single again?!?! She's looking very happy and not very horse-like lately!!! I wonder if this Chi guy and her are kaput! We still believe that Erin and Cor would make the cutest couple reeeeeeking of goodness and sweetness! Make it happen!

Everybody's favorite Imp was up to his usual groping of extremely HAWT women and calling duels in the Arena! In fact, it was a pretty STELLAR night for the Imp! His stick hands found their way on Rena, Taneth, Uriko, Jaycy, and Wyh among others! Imp really is the master at what he does!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, May 7

A Spotted Friday

Your SIXTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- The sexy Tarl facing off against everybody's favorite GOOOOON in their Madness duel. Unfortunately for the millions of Goon fans around the city, it was Tarl who got the better end of this one and earned himself a spot in the FINAL FOUR!

- The Rat-tastic Napoleon! He came in to serve as official "lap warmer" to his favorite caller, Chris (GRATziano as Napoleon calls him). The rat pirate even invited Chris to go raiding the next day with he and his fellow pirates!

- Maria in a dress! Even her brother Chris seemed stunned when Maria wandered in after a promotional event wearing a short black dress to watch her husband Bode get a duel or two in. Chris told her that she must "trash" herself up before coming to the Arena. Man, you've got to at least hand it to those Graziano kids! Certainly no pretenses to them.

- Taneth telling Bran that he broke her "teeny tiny heart"! Bran shot back by accusing her of wagging her tail at him in a suggestive manner. Wait, wait, wait! Taneth has a tail? The whole thing is quite confusing.

- Alyxz, one of Taneth's main squeezes, showing up for his Madness Tournament duel against Horatio. Horatio took an early lead and never gave it back to emerge as the winner of the Athlstan bracket!

- The blond haired, blue-eyed cutie, Storm, chatting comfortably with scrumcious Ewan! The pair certainly seemed to be flirting with one another as the had an intimate one-on-one conversation. This pairing is too cute!!!

- the super HAWT Kina macking on her husband Antonio during their tending shift in the Inn. Kina dropped the news (at least it was news to US) that Antonio is her FOURTH husband. Well... fourth time's the charm, right? Elessaria asked if he had any brothers. Hm, iiiinteresting. Perhaps Elessaria is the next pretty jewel that we need to find a man for!

- Mercy joined with Pelnar and Connar! Is this a love triangle just waiting to happen? All three certainly appeared to be quite chummy.

[Marc Franco]

Monday, May 7

A Double Trouble Saturday

Suuuuper Des really needs a raise for her latest new hires! She must have been thinking of the male patronage. We really only have one word for you -- TWINS!!! The AMAZING Sid oversaw as Sam and Serena (bonus points if you know which is which) tended bar on Saturday night. The perky young women delighted the very same men that they were probably hired to delight. With all the twins in RhyDin it was really just a matter of time before they obtained a pair for behind the bar! The fabulous Sid nicknamed them Sugar and Spice and we totally HEART her for it! We're going to make sure those nicknames stick!

Sugar was given a gorgeous pink sapphire by Connar in thanks for the sugar cookies that she made. Does somebody have a crush on the newest tender??? Sugar seemed caught between not wanting to hurt his feelings and feeling it wrong to take such an expensive gift! Her twin on the other hand was not pleased that Sugar kept it.

Sid's main squeeze Scottie showed up and, with the twins working the bar, Sid had an opportunity to get in a bit of snuggling time with her man. Keeper Mrs Wyh Not and her hubby James also showed for a bit of one-on-one time. But instead of the mugs of ale that Sid and Scottie were downing, Mrs Wyh not and James went for something a bit harder -- rum!

DROOL ALERT! DROOL ALERT! Men, lock up your women! Single women, lock up your single girlfriends! There was a major HAWTIE named Adam at the bar on Saturday night. And what pretty lady caught his fancy??? Well, one of our new favorites! Piper! A still very single and cute appearing Erin hooked her friend up with a drink with the jaw-droppingly fine man. Piper appeared mortified but, really, Erin should win some sort of friendship award for it!

The cute little and, let's admit it, half-crazed witch Elly was present and was sooooobbing. The only thing our sources could gather was that she didn't want to be locked up. That is until she started talking to Chryrie about drawing pumpkin heads on that fabulous card for Kitty! Then she was right back to the silly, wonderful Elly that we all know and LOOOOVE!!!

Every woman loooves a delivery guy! Leni's no exception. She and RPS Chris certainly seemed chummy and, at the end of the night, the pair left together... perhaps to go make delicious home made porn movies about Chris coming to make a "special" delivery??? Either way, it appears that Chris is the winner of the 1500 Noble Challenge for Leni's affections and we have the Gossip Intern running to the bank as we speak!

There was a bit of tension between Baronness Rena and her soldier/boyfriend Val over his feelings for her. In the end he was able to convince her of how he felt and smooooched her in the middle of the Inn!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, May 7

A Marriage-Ending Sunday

Well, it's official, folks! Charlie and Cor are both back on the market! Charlie was in the Annex Sunday night to tell Koy and Rena that she did go through with annulling the marriage. Evidently, she has admitted that she isn't quite over former long-time flame, Tareth. According to what was overheard, this however wasn't the end of her relationship to Cor. Instead our cute little Good Boy slept with another woman less than a day after the marriage was ended which according to Charlie was what actually ended any future hope of a relationship!!! Wow. Iiiiinteresting. If true, that definitely causes Cor to lose his "good boy" moniker! LOVE THE DRAMA!

Early in the evening, Taneth and Sugar/Sam met and the mind-numbingly peppy conversation that was had was.... well, mind numbing. However, there was a incredibly rare break in Taneth's peppiness. Something seemed to upset her deeply but Ewan was there to comfort his "bright spark". We HEART that nickname for her and HEART Ewan even more for coming up with it!

Erin came in dressed looking vaguely like Alice from Wonder Land (...didn't the DoD girls promise to give her a bad girl make-over???). Somehow despite the horrendous outfit, she made us smile by being her newly cute and single self! Jewell agreed to help her clean out her house of memories of Bast. Poor poor Bast!

Somebody's panties were sure in a bunch! Cieara was certainly not happy to see Veighn. Some harsh words were exchanged between the pair but, sadly, the drame ended on an anti-climatic note with Veighn simply walking away!

The fabled former Overlord and protector of the Ward of Gondar, Athlstan, made a brief appearance during Gav's shift late night on Sunday! Athlstan stayed around for an ale and a brief conversation about some of the duelers from yesteryears. Talk about a brush with greatness!!!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, May 9

Yield to the Monday!

Wow. You know these spring time romances usually get fired up around summer time and then fizzle out in the fall. However, they're starting to go down like flies even before skinny dipping weather is upon us! Brandon asked Nyx to marry him. Not only did Nyx turn him down but she told him that they'd never be together! HARSH! Cheer up, Brandon cutie. You can do MUCH better!

Ewan and Storm were back having a heart-to-heart. They seem to speak the same language and it is so darn sweet! Le Sigh. He's so yummy and she's just the cutest little button! KISS ALREADY!

Melli was back from her baking test and hanging out at Twilight Island with her man Gnim while he called! Gnim chatted up Chryrie telling her just how proud he was of his little pastry-cooking phenom! He seemed oh-so glad to have his looovely lady back!

The action was pretty heavy in the Outback Monday night! In fact, there was even gun fire! G'nort pulled a weapon and took aim at Cor in the name of Charlie's honor. Thankfully, he missed our resident Good Boy. However, really, the idea of G'nort defending Charlie's honor is really laughable. Could you find two people less likely to be offended by their honor being tarnished?

FLAWLESS Koy + SPUNKY Jewell + a ring of WATER = A good time for all!!!! This is why we love Mrs. Wyh Not! She had everybody's favorite fashion designer face off against everybody's favorite baby maker in the POOL! We can hear the sound of jaws hitting the floor from here. We're telling you. You people should spend more time in the Outback on Monday nights!

Cor's night didn't get any better after having a gun pulled on him! He did not look to pleased when Cute Single Erin decided to brawl with dueling's notorious bad guy Anubis. Anubis beat poor Erin to a bloody pulp and continued the beating even after the match ended, using Firestar to keep anyone else from entering the ring. Thanks to Wyh's use of her Tower at least the Outback didn't burn down.... AGAIN. Dizzy had to snap Erin's ankle back into place before she could even make it out of the ring! But Erin was so BRAVE!!! Wow, do we love SINGLE Erin!?!?!

...However, Anubis and Firestar's antics are just further proof that the Outback misses Matt. COME HOME, MATT!!!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, May 9

The Green-eyed Tuesday Monster!

PJ just can't keep her hands off other women's men! At least this time it was for a good cause. PJ was busy showing Alain her patented Ramirez's Hiccup Killer Manuever which seemed to use a good bit of touching, groping, and tongue! Let's just say that it's certainly a technique that many a man would enjoy trying. We're sure that mass distribution is next up on PJ's list!!!

Whoa, Baker was mad jealous that the GORGEOUS Evie was delivered flowers by some unknown admirer. It led to a major row! Evie stated that he didn't have a right to question her loyalty when he was busy asking to drink beer from other women's breasts.... which is a good point! To end the argument, Eve clocked Baker and then told her that she was a "dainty girl"!!!

Got to love the crazy women of RhyDin!!!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, May 14

The Weekend in Review!!!

Friday was a pretty quite night. Perhaps everyone was out getting their Spring Flings in before the summer weather hits! However, everybody's favorite friendly blonde Taneth was busy in the Inn Friday night adding words to her vocabulary. The hunky Michael taught her the word "dude". By the way, where did this wonderful slab of man meat come from???

Rumor has it that Ness serenaded the dear sweet Kira. How romantic! It appears that there is a clear front runner now for Kira's heart! She seemed quite touched by the gesture! Mark our words, this is a spring fling that'll certainly move on to summer lovin'!

DoD stock must be on a down swing. The girls of DoD seem to have their relationships crumbling all around them. This weekend it seemed to be the "Sage Bean Counter" Rena who was getting pushed to the curb! Her soldier/boyfriend Val was busy in the Inn on Saturday night chatting up and making eyes at Alana. These girls must be going through some serious tubs of ice cream to ease all this heart ache.

Later in the evening, Dameon's new woman Reanna was overheard by our sources calling his old woman Sera a fool to Feilas who has been dating Sera for a couple of weeks. First, Reanna takes the fantastic Dameon, dashing all hopes of a reunion between the couple and NOW she has the audacity to call our little "bloody psycho" a fool! We are NOT amused.

Speaking of amused, Brian certainly was as his lovely Jenai had a heartfelt reunion with Jade. There was much hugging and loving between the two women. We got a feeling that Brian's thoughts on the matter weren't entirely PG rated!

To finish the night off (and finish off half the men at the bar) Badsider Brew's own PJ shared a jaw-dropping, saliva-swapping kiss with Sexy Sid! Tongues were touching! Sid grabbed PJ's pert little rear! PJ had her arms locked around Sid's waist! For ten long seconds every man in the Inn was given a little piece of HEAVEN!!!

This weekend was certainly an overwhelming one for the Judge. Issy was first told by Whisper that she met a man AND that they were getting married. Tobias is the newest silly goose to think that a Scathachian would make a good wife. Seriously, what is wrong with these men??? Hot, yes. Absolutely. But marrying them? NOOOOO! Then on Sunday Jewell broke the news of her engagement. Poor Issy appeared more than a little overwhelmed by it all!!

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, May 15

The Talon of Redwin!!!

The Talon of Redwin Tournament took place this past Sunday hosted by the always delicious Dioxanne with calling assistance from the quiet but completely edible Deluthan! The Talon continues to be a prime opportunity to watch the Arena's newest talents battle it out for a historic prize! And, wouldn't you know, that the tournament in honor of one of Swords' greatest female duelists has been historically dominated by women???

Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell and former winner Mrs. Wyh Not both showed up to try their hand at this cycle's tournament. The pair sat and chatted while waiting for match-ups to be announced and Jewell expressed her anxiety over planning a wedding. Mrs. Wyh Not, who is a delightful dear, offered her help in making the process a breeze!

DoD's Charlie was on the war path.... but not the dueling sort. The "Viceroy" stalked into the Arena to lay into Anubis who was watching (or poorly heckling) the duelists. Evidently the bee in Charlie's bonnett was created by the attack Anubis perpertrated on Charlie's IFL employee, Erin. Hot angry women with snappy insults RULE!!! Slavers DROOL!!!

Evidently, one confrontation wasn't enough for Anubis. He later picked a fight with Vince and Artemus. However there were no hot women involved in this one so our sources paid a lot less attention to it.

Cute single Erin found herself an equally cute single friend in one of the Inn's new twins -- Spice. The adorable pair engaged in some wonderfully silly girl chatter!!! Is it just us or is Erin positively GLOWING lately??? That leads to the question of what is causing it! New face mask??? Delicious sex??? You be the judge!

FLAWLESS Koy showed up in one of her fantastically fabulous outfits! She had a brief chat with Mrs. Wyh Not about her joining Team Fist for the IFL season and it appears she was successful! The woooonderful Mrs. Wyh Not will become part of that fabled team! Koy's really doing Matt proud.

Napoleon was as wooooonderfully entertaining as always and seems super excited about the impending IFL season! He chatted up CeeCee (the love muffin of Cas -- the Roman, not the woman) who it seems has remembered that she has a husband.... er fiancee.... er boyfriend? Either was CeeCee is back so hopefully a good romp between the sheets will cure that massive case of cranky that Cas has had the last couple of months!

After a hard-fought night, the women's domination over the sport held true! The bubble gum-popping teen Candy walked away with top honors! Congratulations, Candy!

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, May 15

Monday's all the rage!

Maybe Rena's had enough of the rumors of Val's womanizing! She certainly didn't seem to broke hearted in the Outback on Monday night while joking with and flinging ice at her new teammate Darren. With all three of these people on the same IFL team, this screams "messy break-up".

Handsome James seemed intent on winning at least a date from the little pottery queen Piper! Who can blame him?!?! The witty brunette is A-FREAKING-DORABLE! James isn't too bad himself. Good luck, James!!!

Jade continued her reuniting Monday evening when she ran into Jewell. Jewell breathlessly informed her that she was now engaged to a "hot pirate". Jewell's excitement is starting to make her.... cute?!?! Jade also spent a bit of one-on-one time with the marvelous Icer. The pair ate brownies and discussed the SIX baby dragons that Icer has on the way (which, by the way, will join the FOURTEEN she already has).

Poor Sera is always losing her men to skanky women! This time Feilas was busy getting his flirt on with Nyx. Yep, the very same girl who broke Brandon's heart. She was dressed TRASHY for this excursion! Maybe Dameon might be up for talking about getting back together with his "bloody psycho" ex-girlfriend as his current TRASHY lady Reanna got half-naked in the Inn for Reap and Baker! She took off her tequila soaked tank top and tossed her shirt over the bar. Reap and Baker spent the rest of the night talking about the peek of nipple that they saw.

Speaking of RU, Baker and Reap were busy attempting to convince Jewell to dip her breast into their ale. Poor boys. Just when they were debating over who was going to do the "smooshing", Jewell wacked them both with a empty mug. And, thus, their hunt for a willing victim-- We mean, participant in "brale" continues on.

Eve missed her man's antics but when she did arrive she and Baker quickly rehashed their fight from last week. Our Evie was told by yet another TRASHY lady that she was "wallowing"! Evie didn't take too kindly to that and quickly challenged the other woman who is evidently named "Lust" to a fight! In true DoD fashion, Evie called Lust a "bimbo" and told her that she wasn't ready to play with the big girls!!! HILARIOUS!!! Although we have no power in the DoD world, we believe our Evie should get to retire her "grunt" status and become a full member of DoD for that!!!

So Monday in the Inn was all about trashy women in micro-mini skirts, cleavage-baring corset tops, and skanky stilettos. Somebody please find Koy and make her teach these women how to dress sexy without showing all their flesh. There isn't a fine line between sexy and skanky. It's a very defined line. LEARN IT, LADIES!!!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, May 16

Tuesday thinks it's better than you!

It appears pirates of a feather flock together!!! Stephen's brother Robert has come to town for his brother's wedding and Stephen could not have appeared happier to see him! Stephen's wife-to-be gave the man.... an interesting welcome. It appears that Jewell mistaked Robert for his brother and gave him several warm kisses. Your word of the day, loyal readers, is MORTIFIED!

Getting to know people before marrying them is so passé! Kina advised a very shocked Issy and Grem that her son Tobias married Whisper in some sort of blood ritual. Blood ritual??? HOW ROMANTIC!!! Kina did not appear very happy at the news and poor SMASHING Issy seems to be in a state of permanent shock these days!

There was a lot of HAWT women duking it out in the Outback with Kheld overseeing the delicious action! Cute Single Erin was hanging out with some of the DoD girls, including Koy and PJ, training for the upcoming IFL season! Taneth was busy trying to convince the girls to go to some dance.... however, what dance, where this dance was, and what they would wear seemed vague.

The ever grumpy Druid was calling duels over on Twilight Island!!! Keeper Mrs Wyh Not discussed her joy that spring has settled on RhyDin and she had her husband can return to sailing rather than land-living. Overlord Harris was engaged in a highly intellectual debate regarding the pros and cons of milk without Oreos to go with it.

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, May 17

Wednesday HEARTS the lushes!

It sounds as if Baker and Evie have broken up but, as is true in all good break-ups, the fight hasn't ended there!!! The pair were once again arguing over the flowers that were delivered to Eve and Baker's tendency to be... well, a giant lush. Last night they had an audience that consisted of fellow DoD-er PJ and fellow RU-er Reap and Cor. Did either of the three do anything to make the situation better? Nope! But that's probably a good thing. The only person less likely to dish out good relationship advice than a RU-er is a DoD-er.

Speaking of DoD, the FABULOUS Koy showed up with a BILLY CLUB looking for fashion violations! Can you spell HAWT?!?! That woman can punish me any day of the week!!!

Somehow Good Boy Cor has gotten himself on Sugar's bad side. The blonde twin has been shooting him nasty looks for well on a week whenever they're in the same room!!! Rumor has it that Cor is dating or is thinking of trying to maybe date the brunette twin Spice and for some reason Sugar is not at all happy about it. TWIN DRAMA!!!

Late into the night a slaver convention brewed at the bar with Ciera discussing her father's business with the ever annoying Anubis. We have a feeling that Anubis better watch himself around Ciera. The girl's as smart as a whip and she certainly seems to have a cunning streak to her! Maybe she can keep Anubis in his place!

Jewell and G'nort were both in the Outback while their egos battled into out to see which should have top billing rights. Jewell tossed her hair while advising G'nort of the vast number of men that line up to have a chance at her while G'nort asserted that he was the biggest jerk to ever walk into a dueling venue.... What? No, he didn't? He just said he was a bigger jerk than Jewell? Ah, well, the last half came from us then.

How can you not but love Big Willy?!?! Cranky old Druid oversaw as the FABULOUS Will Wulfson defended the right to be Archmage of Twilight Island for another cycle. CONGRATULATIONS, HUNK!!

[Marc Franco]

Saturday, May 19

Booze Free Thursday

Kina claimed that there was an ale shortage while tending bar on Thursday night and, much to the chagrin of Baker and the rest of the Inn's alkiehellics, she served juice in place of alcohol. Reap seemed downright outraged that his mug was filled with apple juice rather than ale.

Rina returned back in town for a quick glass of apple juice and a short chat with Kina. One of the first questions out of her cute little mouth was about where Dark was hiding. Kina politely informed her that Dark had run off and married Shey. Rina seemed a bit on the surprised side. Dark certainly did get around!!! Maybe that's why Shey is keeping him on such an extended honeymoon!

It seems like we're not the only ones noticing that Rena has been spending an awful lot of time with her new IFL teammate, Darren!!! Reap questioned her on whether or not they have hooked up yet. Rena responded with a very vague no comment. Oooooh! Lock up your men!!! Rena's on the PROWL!!!

Several beers into her night, PJ announced to FABULOUS Koy that she now wishes to be called El Presidente rather than the Hospitality Director. HAWT! Anybody else have a mental picture of PJ in a revealing military dress uniform half unbuttoned standing on a balcony shouting "BADSIDERS FOR ALL!!!" to a crowd of screaming peasants?!?!

Jewell and her IFL teammate Vinny jumped into a ring in the basement Arena and had a major... well, we wouldn't really call it a fight because Vinny completely dominated Jewell! His beating didn't stop there, though. It continued outside of the ring as Vinny tried to teach Jewell some sort of lesson. We're not exactly sure what that lesson was but he should really know better than to teach lessons with fists. It doesn't work on kids and it doesn't work on women. Finally, Jewell wandered up from the basement Arena all bloodied up! Panther helped her tend to the wounds. While some of her wounds were clearly from the fight after, it appears some of her wounds were from the match itself so we're guessing that Jewell's magic must interfere with the Gondar's Ward that heals the wounds of the occupants of the Arena's rings (the Outback has no magical protection). If she plans on going there regularly, she better find a darn good healer!!! Somebody'll make a KILLING off of her!!!

Company of the Dragon's Kaja and her pert badonkadonk graced a couple of the Arena's rings. It appears that Overlord Harris convinced the sex pistol to enter in next Sunday's Warlord Tournament!!! Harris deserves a medal for securing us another opportunity to watch a real professional shake her thing!!!

It was a good night to be the Overlord!!! Harris also found himself in a ring with a true Duel of Swords legend -- Athlstan. Although, the match occurred late into the night, the small crowd gathered was enthralled! And how could they not be?!?! It was a close and extremely well dueled match! In the end, youth won out and Harris took the match with a 6.5-5.5 win.

Tarl was also present getting in some practice against the likes of Cletus Ganderfald in preparation for the final duel in the Madness Tournament!!! G'nort and Tarl are scheduled to face off tonight in the Annex during Fight Night!!! Be there or be square, folks!!!