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Thursday, March 1

Ghost Town Tuesday

How could you do this to me, RhyDin??? The Gossip GangSTAR feels weakened! Our super gossip powers have been deteriorated by a night of.... I can hardly bring myself to say it... A COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF DRAMA!!

Tuesday night was shockingly quiet. The one bright spot was Uriko cheering up the Inn for a bit with a dash of her light-hearted teaddy bear fun!

It appears we missed Jewell macking with Stephen in the Outback Monday night. What is it about the Outback that makes people want to smooch? Oh, how fast they move on in this city! Poor Skyler's barely cold.

Also, your Gossip GangSTAR must apologize for missing out on yesterday's gossip! Our spectacular mother was in town to see the GangSTAR's new pad and, as any good son, we were busy showing her the quieter side of town!

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Friday, March 2

It has fantabulous week!

It has been a gigantic week for the Gossip GangSTAR!!!

Our legendary mother visited RhyDin for the first time, the blog (and fliers) are spreading like wildfire, we have a mention in the well-circulated Oracle, AND THERE ARE WANTED POSTERS UP FOR US!!!! The posters would only have made us happier if the Gossip GangSTAR's smiling mug had been on them.

Perhaps some would find the article in the Oracle written by the sweet-tongued Erin or those fantastic signs that the even-tempered Jewell had made a bit on the disturbing side. Not the Gossip GangSTAR! For in the Gossip GangSTAR's world, you must be doing something right if you have tongues wagging!

Therefore, the Gossip GangSTAR still loves both Erin (despite her horse-like resemblance) and Jewell (despite her skanky ways)!!! Smoooooches, ladies!
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Friday, March 2

Sword this!

Wow! The Arena was hopping last night. Unfortunately, it was also Imp-less! What is the Arena on a Thursday night without a significant dash of Imp groping hot women? Suuuuuper Des was to the rescue again, however! She flew in and kept score on the fly!

Tass, who is the KING of sweet-talking women into things that they probably shouldn't do, somehow got a distracted Issy to agree to posing in some photographs for him. Lord, what wouldn't the men of RhyDin do for scandalous pictures of the smashing (literally smashing) Issy? We are SO waiting on the edge of our seat for that!

RhyDin's accountant, the rubber chicken known as Chicken Avenger showed up to duel dressed like a pirate.... you know, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

After briefly showing up to the Warlord Tournament not looking like herself, Koy has been seen in public looking utterly FIERCE lately. Last night she was dressed in a stunning three piece suit. That woman is the definition of the word "chic"!
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Saturday, March 3

Friday night hook-ups!

All this love is enough to make a sane person puke! The hormones were hot and heavy Friday night as it seemed EVERYBODY was pairing off!

The action in the Arena Friday night was a bit on the slow side but evidently gnome love is still IN! Gnimish and his lady Melli were present and cuddly! Who knew gnomes were lovers? And Melli is such a cutie!

YUM! Cassie and her hot bubble of manness, Alain, who was just recently named Mr. RhyDin dropped by the Inn for a bit. What a sinfully delicious couple! Really, they're both just too good-looking to be human.

The mood even inflitrated the bartenders. Antonio and his lady-love Kina were there to serve. Their two adorably cute rugrats were even briefly present. Kina took a moment to amuse us with a stern lecture to Reap who evidently attempted to give the girls ale in sippy cups several nights back.

That's where the logical hook-ups ended.

One of G'nort's sluttacious pin-up duelists, Charlie, made eyes at our resident good boy Cor. Errrt? A polite, well-mannered cute guy like that CANNOT fall for G'nort's peddled sin! The desperate mothers of single daughters are sobbing all across RhyDin today!

Then in a move that had us wondering if we were about to witness the end of the leader of the Bar Bandits, Reap smacked a giant kiss on Issy! In that dumb luck of drunks, however, Issy did not rip him limb for limb. Perhaps she was just too stunned to react! Or perhaps Reap really is a decent kisser?

Perhaps tonight Issy will awake from that spell and put a real hurtin' on Reap! HAWT!!!
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Saturday, March 3

Just your typical Saturday afternoon?

Just when you thought that only the good stuff happens at night, the Inn was alive with drama this afternoon!

The sinfully wonderful Cassie and Alain had a falling out in the afternoon over a dark-haired beauty named Amalia who appears to be a friend of Alain. The only thing sexier than these two macking on one another is when they're arguing. MEOW! The delicious duo seemed to work out their differences but as soon as Cassie left the little hussy had her hands all over Alain! Hey, keep your hands off Cassie's man!

Poor PJ! Our favorite curvy Latin flavor was no where to be found when her man Dark was engaged in some pretty hardcore flirting with Cal. Unfortunately, we hear this isn't the first time. Dark better watch himself or PJ will fling him from the Outback's rafters like she flung Reap.

Fling away, girlfriend!
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Sunday, March 4

The fallout!

Greetings gossip mongers of RhyDin.

The city's GREATEST gossip blogster, your very own Gossip GangSTAR is currently .... well, MIA but fear not loyal readers! His staff, including the great Intern of Gossip, shall push on in His place until His whereabouts are determined.

Our boss's favorite Red Orc spokesmodel, PJ Ramirez, engaged in a bit of un-model-like behavior once reading His latest blog. Her punch sure packs a wallop! She busted Dark's lip before Rena intervened and then jumped on the back of Bad Boy Gage's motorcycle to flee the scene. Draaaaama!

After nearly taking a punch from PJ as well, the Inn's resident good boy Cor spent another night chatting up Company of the Dragon's Charlie. However, once the TDL duelist had left for the night, Cor could only speak of PJ! We here on the Gossip GangSTAR's staff can't wait to tell Him when He returns that there may be another player in the field for PJ's heart? That's just the sort of thing He loves!

Later in the evening, Reap showed up claiming that he had slept with Issy after their liplock last night. Oooh, when that gets back to Issy, Reap's going to be in sooooo much trouble!

Forget men! They're too much trouble. Instead, Sage and Lenika spent the night chatting up a grumpy talking crab named Geophrey. Now there's something we are disappointed we missed!

A rip roaring game of truth or dare broke out in the Inn in the early evening hours. Lenika dared Victor to kiss Tsukiko. However, said kiss was wimpy! We wanted to see a REAAAAL kiss. Victor also admitted that his pacing the night before was over a woman! Reeeaaaally? Who? We're dying to know! While Harold stated that if he had to choose, he'd pick Lenika to live on a deserted island with. The lovely Cal (who if you remember correctly was the jolt to the PJ/Dark drama) also joined in and was dared to stand on a table and sing "I love cheese and bacon" over and over. Cal did not disappoint.

Even we on the Gossip GangSTAR's staff know that games of Truth or Dare ALWAYS make blog entries, boys and girls!

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Monday, March 5

The Gossip GangSTAR is so going to be crabby at this news!

The Gossip GangSTAR is still, uh, indisposed at the moment but we here at the Gossip GangSTAR's super secret headquarters will continue trucking on!

Our boss's favorite spicey little bundle of horse hide, Erin, LAID INTO Gideon for sneaking up behind her and laying a big fat kiss on her! Her profanity-laced lecture caused Gideon to storm out of the room. Got to admire the girl's spit fire!

Erin then spent the rest of the night chatting with Cassie who certainly didn't appear the smoking sex kitten that we're used to seeing. It appears that the Gossip GangSTAR's favorite couple might be on the rocks!

It didn't take Dark very long to move on. Considering the man's superior flirting skills, that's not at all surprising. He had a mushy heart-to-heart jam session with Shey. While their both smoking hot, there's something about this coupling that fails to excite us. We do not believe that the Gossip GangSTAR will be pleased when he returns.

It seems that Everett -- that little honeypot of sexual feeling -- got his groove thing on last night! He proved himself to be the stud we all know he can be! He laid one heck of a smoooooch on a pretty brunette. The girls are lining up to be next. LINING UP!!!

And the ever peppy Taneth was spotted over in the basement Annex attempting to convince Druid that he really was cuddly. Good luck with that, Taneth!
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Tuesday, March 6

The Outback's Bar Room Brawl!!!!

Yes, fans, YOUR Gossip GangSTAR is back in action!!!! We apologize for our absence the last several days but there was a certain sex-crazed nobleman who invited us over for a game of racket ball and then wouldn't allow us to leave until we gave him a list of the names and addresses of ALL the easy women of RhyDin. Obviously, that list took a while to write.

Luckily, we were back in town in time to make the Outback's Bar Room Brawl hosted by SUUUUPER Des!

When Matt's away, the brawlers will play! Des took advantage of the boss-man's military-related trip by throwing a bash! A handful of the Outback's best fighters squared off to take one another on.... but who really cares who won, right? The better questions are who was there and what drama were they up to!

Tension was obviously high about Matt's whereabouts. It appears this mission wasn't exactly one of his safest and Matt's fantastic girl, Koy, has been on edge.... not that you would know it by the fierce fashion Koy's showed off this past week. Tarl just didn't get the hint that the subject wasn't to be broached despite warning from the sexy MILF Caedia and the sluttacious Jaycy.

The odd pairing of Too Cute for Words Taneth and Sin Peddler G'nort were there to cheer/watch the match. Really, there should be some sort of regulation about these two speaking to one another! It's just WRONG! G'nort was bragging about his sexual escapades and induced a comment nearing on snarkiness from Taneth! She accused him of making up stories. We HEART this girl!

Also playing snarkily was crazy Harris and Grade A Man Meat Art who choose to throw more insults at one another than punches. From outside the ring, Cas attempted to join in the insult-fest but only found himself slammed quickly by a sharp witty jab from Art regarding Cas's dueling prowess.... or rather the lack of skill. Cas was shocked more than insulted, really.

Foxy Shey, who showed up to watch the match, and Harris had a discussion that would have ruined the fantasies of kids everywhere. Among the mythical creatures they ruined, they said that the Easter bunny was on strike, the leprachauns had offed Santa, and the Tooth Fairy had an STD. Classy, you two. Very classy. Although, we must admit, hilarious.

The Outback Bar Room Brawl was a blaaaaaast! We hope that not too much damage was done to the Outback! We wouldn't want SUUUUUPER Des to get into trouble when Matt gets back!
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Wednesday, March 7

A night of ANGER! W00T!

Some sort of gruesome happening overnight royally ticked off SMASHING Issy. She threatened to toss Victor through a window and was talking of snapping someone's head off "like a dandelion". Little David braved her mood to give her a hug! Kid's got some guts!

Speaking of angry females, Jewell was back seeing red (does she see any other color?). Evidently Baker and Reap did something that sent her into a tiff! We're dying to know, Bar Bandits! What did you two do?

Also angry in the Inn was Mr. Nice Guy himself, Cor! Appears that Baker and Reap's antics weren't kept to just Jewell. They also gave Cor a spiffy new look! He has PINK hair! We LOVE it!!!!

Jewell didn't limit her scorn to the Bar Bandits! Cass (not the Roman variety but the female variety) called Jewell (who was tending bar at the time) a tramp/trollop/whore for moving in on HER Stephen. Cass was very vocal that her milkshake brings her "lovin' man" to the yard. By the way, is there a worse pet name than "lovin' man"??? Well, Jewell was having NONE of that. She WALLOPED Cass while Stephen looked on appearing as if he'd like to die! Panther should seriously make this girl take anger management classes before she's allowed back behind the bar!!!

Cass's troubles didn't end there! She followed up taking a punch from Jewell by getting laid out by the sassy pirate-lady, Mercy! Cass immediately ran from the scene and Mercy gave Stephen a short lecture for hanging out with cows.
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Thursday, March 8

New Bartender!!

Rumor has it that SUUUUPER Des introduced a fine new caller to the mix last night in the Inn! The giiiigantic man's name is Tucker and had more than one of the ladies doing a second take. Some of the Inn regulars attempted to claim that they were Baker in order to add to his bar tab. You'd think that if you were going to steal someone's tab it would be someone who seemed a bit more.... wealthy.

Anyway, yay, Des! Keep bringing on the new blood!
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Saturday, March 10

Of Tigers and Blue hair!!

Well, fans, our questions have been answered! We now know who Victor was pacing the floor over! He asked the lovely blue-haired Shea to marry him Wednesday night and the lady accepted. No date has yet been set but the couple are busy with wedding plans and making mushy faces at one another in the Inn! The Gossip GangSTAR is waiting on pins and needles for his invitation!!!

Speaking of the blue-haired, Harris (another of the Duels' crazed stars) was spotted striking a deal with foxy Shey. It appears that the married dueler has a need for some arm candy to accompany him to matches. Shey signed on to be his sexy little cheerleader!

While the Gossip GangSTAR LOOOOOVES drama in any way type or form, we must admit that the tendency of couples to have serious fights in the Inn is far beyond us. They do realize that the walls of the Inn have ears, right??? The latest violators were Erin and her husband, Sebastian, ....and let me tell you, folks, this one was NOT pretty. It ended in Sebastian telling Erin that he wanted a divorce.

While Erin is not one of the Gossip GangSTAR's favorites, we MUST call FOUL!!!! Not classy. Not the least bit classy. We shake our finger at you Sebastian!!! How dare you make us feel sorry for Erin!

Much to my surprise, Dark, the Inn's resident musician, does not appear to have ended his relationship with the Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel. This many has more irons in the fire than any other flirt I've ever seen! Little does the pretty brunette know that luring women seems like his fulltime job!

After some eye batting at the new tender this past week, Rena continued to surprise the Gossip GangSTAR by being a TIGER!!! She was seen at the bar hitting on a handsome solider named Val after a full night of drinking and general debauchery with her friends (including Koy, Charlie, and PJ) who seem to be calling themselves the Daughters of Decadence these days. We HEART the new and improved Rena!

Word has it that SMASHING Issy was none to pleased with Reap's comment that he sleeped with her and she SMASHED him one. We are so sorry that we missed it. SMASHING Issy is the HAWTEST!

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, our EVIE is back in RhyDin. Unfortunately, she's also back in the company of Baker, but some day we shall find that woman a man that deserves her cute tail! Welcome back to the Gossip GangSTAR's favorite, Evie!!!
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Saturday, March 10

THE 1500 CHALLENGE!!!

Jonas and Dameon attempted to convince "little sis" Kira that Yuki was the guy for her. However, it seems that Kira's not having any of that. Little sister made it clear to the boys that it's her choice, not their's! Things aren't looking good for poor Yuki on that front. It leaves us wondering, whatever happened to her love connection with Ness???

Kairee showed up looking FABULOUS, of course. The woman is effort-freaking-less. A young admirer told her that she was incredibly. Kairee responded with a cool "I know, sweet." THIS IS WHY WE HEART HER!!! Confidence + class + beauty = The One and Only Kairee!

Listen up, lovely ladies of RhyDin!!! Jewell and Kina's Alley Cat Club is hiring waitresses! It appears they have signed up Uriko but Kina promises that she will only be a waitress and not a dancer. Thus, the straight men of RhyDin sob into their beer mugs.

We had the pleasure of meeting the HOT-TASTIC Leni this afternoon. This fantastic little spit fire of a woman is pleasant on the eyes, a witty conversationalist, and single. She claims not to date but we believe that she must!

Therefore, we are laying down a challenge to the fine eligible bachelors of RhyDin! The first man who can lure this young, beautiful woman on a date will receive 1500 nobles from yours truly once the date is confirmed!!!! The gauntlet has, thus, been laid down!!!
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Monday, March 12

Overheard around town

- "Hmm, dead pussy would nae be a great thing fer tourism." So said Stephen in regards to a comment made about killing the Gov.

- "Well Reap, I gotta say I'd love to help finance you leaving town. But, on the other hand, I wouldn't want any of my hard-earned money to go to a cause that would have you finding a whole new crop of women to bother." SMASHING Issy is evidently not going to be sponsoring the Bar Bandits trip to the Isle of Lesbos.

- “Wow....those paparika guys are everywhere....” In regards to your very own Gossip GangSTAR courtesy of Baker.

- "Men are jealous of me, and women just want to grope me." You can always count on G'nort to be humble.

- "If you're a sex symbol, then I seriously need to take a vow of celibacy." Credit that one to Chryrie.

- "Some night, in the not-too-distant future, you're going to wake up in a gutter some where, choking, and then you're going to think to yourself 'Man, I wish Issy where here to totally throat chop me.'" Cor advised Reap.

- "Well after we feed the children to the dragons.. I think we should barbacue the dragons and have a feast. We can hold it at the Hall." Nobody's going to be naming Reap "child advocate of the year".... or "Dragon Advocate of the Year" for that matter.

- "Dude...should we sit in the 'Splash Zone'?" Baker (yes, again) asked when deciding on where he should sit in the Outback.

- "I can freeze your testicles to the stools you're sitting on right now and make sure neither of you poor excuses for men ever reproduce, okay?" Please do, Jewell. Can you even imagine the Bar Bandits as fathers?

- "He doesn't have a liver. He bleeds alcohol." Quipped Jaycy about Tarl.
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Monday, March 12

Love is in the air!!!

Can it be??? One of our favorite little sluttaciously hotties, Cassie, appeared in the Inn shortly before her partner in passion, Alain, and BOTH had post-coitus hair! It appears that the Inn's most hormonally charged couple is back together! YAY!!!

Speaking of couples, it appears that one of the Bar Bandits, Cor, is turning a vicious bad girl into a real softie! The Team Dueling League's Charlie's tough girl image must be taking a real nose dive after all the smiles she's been handing out to Cor lately. It's almost... cute!

The lovely Shey was in the Outback to serve in her role as professional cheerleader/arm candy to Harris. Really, we're just waiting for this to start a new trend! All the ease of having an on-call "lady of honor" without any the messiness of the usual dueling groupies.

...And it appears we haven't mentioned it yet so now we must! PJ and Dark are officially off. We hear that Dark is easing his grief by spending time with Cal and PJ is distracting herself with... well, her favorite man -- Jose!

And don't forget our 1500 noble challenge! The first man to convince the lavacious Leni to go out on a date (and completes said date) wins 1500 nobles from us!!! Woe on!!!
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Thursday, March 15

SPOTTED

Your SECOND Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Yugo, Dark and a new chickie named Oriana celebrating Yugo's engagement to Kat over sodas! Oriana seemed to be making eyes at our little player (and we're not refering to his music skills)! Something tells us that Cal is not going to be happy about that!!

- Mantastic Kheld speaking of the trials of fatherhood with DoD-er Koy. It seems that babies come with a lot of stuff! He and his sluttacious little CDR pin-up model, Caedia, have decided not to move to the manor Kheld just won in New Haven due to the problems that come with moving a small brood.

- The peanut flicking Harris and Shey, his foxy professional cheerleader, discussing that she may have to go to work soon. Does this mean that a challenge might be forth coming from the many-time Opal/Diamond??? We'd bet for it within the month.

- Dameon discussing a nasty argument between he and Sera (per Dameon his "bloody psychotic might-be girlfriend") that occurred in the Inn the night before. The best we can tell it was in regards to her age. All that's clear is that tears were flowin'!!!

- Dameon's brother, Jonas, also having himself some woman issues but his come from his sister rather than a girlfriend. He gave his sister Kira a gift from her unfortunately unwanted admirer, Yuki. The trouble came as he gave her this gift and announced who it was from in front of Ness whom Kira was spotted dancing with at Cupid's Follies. Ness has a girlfriend but the chemistry between he and Kira is palpable!!! We're dying to see who the lovely, innocent Kira chooses!

- The hulk of a tender, Tucker, back behind the bar with SUUUUPER Des! It seems that Des may have finally heeded calls for a bouncer because he certainly looks more like the hired muscle than any bar back we've ever seen!

- RU's Reap and the loooovely Evie discussing the possible death of the sluttaciously fantastic PJ. Rena quickly told them that it was not true. Evidently PJ flipped out in the bathroom of the Inn and then fled when help arrived. Bad trip much there, sweetie? Somebody call the nearest rehab!

- Stephen smoking something other than tobacco! Seems he's been doing a lot of drinking as well lately.

- A huuuuge list of people signed up for Duel of Swords' March Madness tournament! The tournament is open to all and will take place over a series of weeks! If you're interested, check out the cork board in the Arena for more details!!!
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