All Kinds of Stuff. NJ #17

[Tera Destre]

It is me and you again and I have BIG news and LOTS of it so you are gonna have to wait for your cussing today you slaughter house reject!!

I am gonna be getting married again and am afraid I will have to be letting people call me Lady after this occurs. I am not certain because I ain’t never been married to no Lord before but it does seem to me that if someone is married to a Lord then they would have to be called a Lady. I ain’t sure that this will sit too well with me since I ain’t never been liked to be called a Lady in the first place but I guess I can’t go around hitting people if they are addressing me like they are supposed to be addressing me.

The wart nosed neighbor lady and her scrawny husband are still at it with their threats but I did get to talk with Lucien the other night. It wasn’t good timing I must admit as Icer and Aurthur’s hatchling, Icewing, had just tripped him causing him to fall right smack into the bar just as I was hollering at him about them suing me and him needing to get with it and get me out of this here mess.

I probably should have waited until he at least got all the way in the door before starting in telling him about my difficulties but I had been waiting on him for several days and this here is important because she is wanting my MONEY!! I can not be going shopping and taking my precious Little Kali Kat for her regular check-ups and getting her special water and food if that old hag is gonna be winning her case against me.

Well at least I don’t have to worry about my precious baby killing the no count sniffing around Tom Cat cause he was on our balcony when Kali asserted her female right to say ‘no’ even if she did so a tiny bit aggressively. I do think she takes after her Momma. That would be me moldy pants!!

The assault charges I am facing are another story though. I didn’t know I needed to drag the scrawny husband over to my yard before I hauled off and punched him. Lucien has now set me straight on that though so from now on I will only be brawling in my own front yard not the neighbors. He thinks maybe he can get me out of them but it will take some work on his part and he is willing to work with me on his fee.

Sadly I can afford to pay him what his time is really worth so there goes more of my MONEY!!! Now don’t get me wrong my precious love has offered to pay Lucien for me so I don’t have to pay for this here whole mess unless I just want to but I don’t want to use up all of Gav’s money on Lawyer fees when I could be using his money to go shopping!!

My precious love is RICH!!! I could shop til I dropped and not spend all of his money! I am very excited about this prospect and when we get married I will be a Queen no less apparently as well as having the title of Lady. Can you just see that!? Me... a Queen. I am greatly looking forward to this as I will then have a whole kingdom’s treasury at my disposal.

But that is in the future and right now there are other things that have been happening around here that I haven’t taken the time to tell you about.

My friend Charna has gotten herself in with a bad crowd and there was a confrontation last night in the Inn. I feel I can not do more than I have and so I am gonna have to let Keats and Grem handle this from here on out. I am just at a loss as she continues to side with the druggies and I have spoken to her twice offering her my help and been turned down both times. I’m gonna support Keats and Grem as best I can and see what happens with this whole thing.

All of Icer and Aurthur’ clutch have safely hatched and the dragonlings have been moved to their new home. They have adopted a little one that hangs out in the common room with them and she is just the cutest little thing! Sometimes she shifts into Li Li still and causes mischief with her bubbles which is quite the sight to see. I have to laugh when she does that.

Panth got hurt somehow or another last night. I didn’t see it happen and I am not really sure where exactly he is injured cause I was on the other side of the common room and Sid, Leni, and Kai where over helping him out so I didn’t get real close to see anything. Strange things are happening again though and I am not sure I like the tone of things in town.

It don’t make sense to me that anyone or anything would attack Panth. He don’t do nothing to nobody and his prices are fair and his liquor ain’t watered down or nothing. The rooms are clean and the staff keeps everything nice and tidied up for the customers that rent rooms on a steady basis. The stable lads take good care of the beasts and the feed is good and they get clean water and exercise when their owners can’t ride ‘em.

[Tera Destre]

This has me a bit worried I must admit although I ain’t gonna say nothing to nobody except Gav cause I’m thinking he outta know just in case something is going on at the Inn since I work there and all. Which reminds me that insane creature Rick is back haunting the place again. He pulled my legs out from under me when I was a working last week which was a might disconcerting I must admit but when he tried it again I was ready and he missed.

My Boy Toy is going to end his existence before this here all is through I’m thinking. That Rick just can not be going around bothering the bar tenders when they are trying to serve drinks and be sociable to the customers. It just isn’t done!! Well that is if Gav doesn’t get to him first. Gav was none to pleased to find out that Rick had caged me in a skeleton cage not once but twice! Go figure!!

Then there was Tanzin who insulted my now dead Beloved French Pirate to my face in front of my Boy Toy, Gav, and Tass!! Oh the horror of it all. Thank goodness Kyn was there because I had a panic attack and the guys were busy trying to work out who got to skin ‘em alive between the three of them. If I hadn’t had that panic attack I would have done it myself!! Little snake ticked me off talking like that about my Jean. He needs a good skinning. Maybe I will do it yet.

Then apparently I ain’t supposed to be cheering for Anubis. Everybody seems to think that just ain’t right. Well I got news for ‘em. He ain’t never done me wrong and until he does I am gonna cheer. They was giving me real funny looks and whispering among themselves. Then there was some that didn’t bother to whisper but that don’t bother me none.

I guess he did some pretty bad stuff while I was away from the Duels. But he has always done bad stuff. Heck fire he wouldn’t be him if he didn’t! Course if he was ever to try and collar me there would be BIG trouble. He has been known to collar people in his territory, the dueling areas. Yup, you guessed it, even my status as a Caller would not protect me from that.

But I am not stupid! I do not stand close enough to him for him to reach out and touch me. Now he did walk up to me a couple of times lately and I did not move away but he said he needed to talk to me and so I stood where I was so that we could talk. He is helping me out with the scum sucking salamander situation so he has a valid reason to walk up and talk to me these days.

Gav and I made a new friend. Her name is Danae and she is hearing impaired but such a joy to be around. Gav knows sign language and she reads lips very well so it isn’t hard to visit with her at all. We gave her a butteryfly pin for her hair and the look on her face was such a delight to see when we gave it to her. I love giving presents and so does he!

Oh!! I must catch you up on my best friend Kyndra! Lordy be that woman has more men sniffing around her than Little Kali Kat does tom cats!!! I am going to start taking book on who she is going to pick. I’m half afraid to list them for fear of leaving some of them off the dang list! But I’ll give it my best shot.

There is: Tass (He is on her list), Galeron (sexy, charming, and a Scot), Art (a mage who seems to still be grieving somewhat but does perk up when he is around her), Zeypher (charming and gave her an ice rose then kissed her wrist in way that I really can’t describe adequately), Wulfson (but he has sworn off women so he says but I think he needs to be on the list here)

Seems like a lot more has happened over the past week. I did go check on Tass and found out what all is bothering him. I got an inquiry finally from my ad from Bel no less!! I’m gonna be RICH too!!!!!

I can just see it now. A kingdom treasury and a steady income from my moonshine sales. I’ll be able to shop as much as I want anytime that I want. I don’t think life could get much better than that!!