It was NOT my fault! NJ # 2

[Tera Destre]

I have been unjustly accused here and no one is listening to my side of the story. It is all HIS fault. I was minding my own business, like I always do, just trying to help a friend out when he struck from out of the blue.

At first it looked like everything might be okay. Just a little thing to satisfy his appetite then WHAM!. I tried to grab him, to stop him, divert him, keep it from happening but all I could do was to stand back and watch in horror as Sid was attacked right there behind the bar in front of God and everyone.

But the worst was yet to come. I yelled at Tanya to run and not look back. I screamed at her and even waved my hands trying to shoo her away. Would she listen to me? Nope. Even after the vile thing that occurred right where she could see it she just walked right on over. She had to know she would be the next victim. I had mentioned her by name to him.

Enter my TDMF male. I was torn to say the least. The Pirate had arrived yet I knew in my heart there was danger afoot in the Inn no matter that he was in two other places at the same moment he was still lethal to the unwary. Tanya looked like easy pickings for him.

So it turned out to be. No sooner had I pounced my TDMF male and turned to check on the situation I found I was too late again. (Note to self: Wait to pounce when he is in the Inn.) At least she didn’t look like she was in pain. She was barely struggling but I never struggle when he attacks me so that wasn’t really a good indication of whether or not she was going to be all right.

There I was with my hands full, literally of amorous Pirate, and a rampaging Baron of Swords Dragon loose in the Inn. His latest victim left gasping for breath as he released her Tass turned and began laying the blame on me. All because of one little four-letter word that had slipped from my lips.

Kiss.

I don’t think I told him to go around kissing them. If I did, I hadn’t meant him to lip-lock them that way. I mean seriously he knows Sid I think but he didn’t know Tanya that I know of and man he really kissed them.

But he kissed me better before he left last night. I’m feeling rather smug about that today. He always kisses me better than anyone else and he snuggles with me more than anyone else. I definitely feel very good about that.

Maybe smug isn’t the right word. Actually I’m sure that isn’t the right word. But I’ve promised myself I won’t cross anything out in here. I’ll just keep writing. Blech! This is turning into a girlie thing and I really hate that. No wonder I HATE YOU so much!!!!! I’m outta here!!!!!!!!!