Tareth Takes the Tourney!

[DUEL Psly FTA]

In my usual quirky style, here's your play by play for the Fall Warlord's Tournament!

DUEL Psly FTA: Your first round matchups are as follows! Please ready yourselves and enter the rings indicated!
DUEL Psly FTA: G'nort! Siddown!
DUEL Psly FTA: Maria vs. Chase! Ring One! Rakeesh vs. Tareth! Ring Two! Face vs. Cory! Ring Three! Grayson vs. Shade! Ring Four! Skyler vs. Sarnya! Ring Five!
DUEL Psly FTA: Baphelocutis vs. Deluthan! Ring Six! Cletus vs. Jaycy! Ring Seven! Rings One, Two, and Three, with me! Four and Five, with Shard! Six and Seven, with Sylus!
DUEL Psly FTA: Let's get this boat on the river, folks.

DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha. Chase doesn't want another belly button piercing. (th/cp, .5-0 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha. There's a chip that'll be hard to buff out. (lc/lc,
.5-0 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha. Chase say, "Gee, that G is smart." Yeah. Really. (sl/sh, 1.5-0 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: One! MarCha! Brady jokes aside, nobody's thrusting here. (sh/fss, 1.5-0 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha! Finally, our MVP gets off her firm, round. . .score. (lc/th, 1.5-1 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha! Swoosh! Heh. (hc/du, 2-1 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha! G'nort's on a streak. . .(sl/lc, 3-1 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha! (th/th, 4-2 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: MarCha! Ok, did anyone score with one of these in this first round? (sl/lc, 5-2 Chase) (to answer myself, no)

DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar. Tareth takes the low road, and so does Rakeesh. Too bad for Rakeesh, T3 thought defense. (lc/cp, .5-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar. One wonders how a liontaur that big could get down that low. . .and Tareth, simply hits and forgets the thinking part. (fdu/lc, 1.5-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar. Tareth stands there. (lc/sh, 1.5-1 Tareth.)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! Meh. (fdu/ss, still 1.5-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! What, did Rak get confused? Swing, hit! (sh/hc, 2.5-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! Semi-Swoosh! (cp/du, 3-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! Rakeesh does a mighty fine dance himself. . .(fss/fcp, 3-2 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! (th/th, 4-3 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! Foooooore!!! (lc/fdu, 4 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: RakTar! Rakeesh finishes this one out with style. . .(fcp/lc, 5-4 Rakeesh)

DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor. Bloody hell. No, really. (hc/lc, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor. Watch out for that Tr. . .er. . .wookiee. (hc/fss, 2-1 Face)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor. . .sounds bad. Meanwhile, Cory ties it back up. (fcp/hc, 2 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor! Yeah. Whack'em up! (hc/lc, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor! Everybody do the Wookiee dance! (fss/fss, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor! Much swooshing! (flp/flp, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacCor! Bloody Hell, revisited. (lc/hc, 4 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FakCor! (th/fdk, 5-4 Face)

DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round One. Grayson has learned some new dance steps. ( f ss/ th, 1-0 Grayson)
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Two. 50/50/90 does not strike again. (lc/f cp, 1 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Three. Scot's Lunge! (th/ f du, 2-1 Grayson)
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Four. Slice n' dice! This round sponsered by Chuck Norris! (hc.lc, 3-2 Grayson_
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Five. Right idear, wrong direction. (f cp/hc, 3 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring FOur, Round Six. They defend offensively. (lc/lc, still 3 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring FOur, Round Seven. Again, offensively. (hc/hc, still 3 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Eight. THHHRRUUSSSTTTOOORRIIIZZZEE! :: cough:: (th/th, 4 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Nine. They continue to read each other's minds. (hc/hc, stil 4 all)
DUEL Shard: Ring Four, Round Ten. D'oh! (f cp/f ss, 5-4 Shade)
DUEL Shard: Final: Shade def. Grayson, 5-4 in 10.

DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round One. 50/50/90 Strikes again! (lc/lp, 1-0
Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round Two. They dance, they prance. They don't score. (sh/ss, still 1-0 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round Three. :: Just shakes her head:: (f ss/sl, 2-0 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round Four. The pansy gets pistol whipped by the snake... Amusing. (lc/f lp, 3-0 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round Five. Nadda. (f lp, sh, still 3-0 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round Six. Again, the snake gets the upper hand on the dancing Skyler. (hc/ f ss, 4-0 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring Five, Round Seven. SHUT OUT! (th/lc, 5-0 Saryna)

DUEL SylusI: Ring 6: Del lunges out and gets netted by a quick parry by Baphe (Th/Lp) .5-0 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r2: Baphe gets all fancy to get hisself another point lead over Deluthan (FCP/LC) 1.5-0 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6 r3: One ducks, the other dances all fancy like..moving on. (FDk/Fss) Same score as afore
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r4 : G'nort 3:16 nough said (Th/Sl) 1.5-1 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6 r5: Baphe shows off his golf skills by launching Deluthan cross the green for ducking like that. (LC/.FDk) 2.5-1 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r6: Baphe dances around Del's parry to keep this one moving (Fss/FLp) 3.2-1 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r7: Del poses so that Baphe can smack him around to get within match point. (HC/SH) 4.5-1 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r8: Baphe lunges, Del dances....moving on. (Fss/Th) 4.5-2 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r9: This one comes to a close with a bloody ending, but only Baphe can take the win!! (Hc/Lc) 5.5-3 Baphe

DUEL SylusI: Ring 7. Cletus trips a sidestepping Jaycy (Lc/SS) 1-0 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7 2r. Cletus gets down all funky like which makes Jaycy whiff big time. (FDk/Hc) 2-0 CLetus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r3: Repeat round 1 but Jaycy attempts to get down. (Lc/FSS) 3-0 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7,r4 : Jaycy gets on the board with a well timede STOP HIT!! (Sh/Th) 3-1 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7,r5: G'nort 3:16 proven right AGAIN!! (Hc/SL) 3-2 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: ::Snickers:: Ring 7,r6: Say it G'nort....(SH/SL) 4-2 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r7: This one comes to a close as Jaycy drops right into CLetus's winning cut!! (Lc/FDk) 5-2 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: ( Final: Cletusganderfald def. Jacy Ashleana 5-2 )

DUEL Psly FTA: Okay! Round Two, coming right up!
DUEL Psly FTA: Unless someone wants a breather. . .
DUEL Psly FTA: Alrighty! Maria! Take a seat!
DUEL Psly FTA: Here we go, folks. . .
DUEL Psly FTA: G'nort vs. Rakeesh! Face vs. Grayson! Skyler vs. Baphe! You're with me! ::wingflap::
DUEL Psly FTA: Cletus vs. Sarnya! Deluthan vs. Jaycy! You're with Shard!
DUEL Psly FTA: Shade vs. Cory! Tareth vs. Chase! You're with Sylus!

DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! ::just snickers, but that's because of the ring name. (fdk/hc, 1-0 G'nort) ::
DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! Someone cue the music? (fss/fdu, 1-0 G'nort)
DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! Great spirits, y'all. . .(th/sl, 2-0 G'nort)
DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! le'Plinko!(tm) (fcp/th, 3-0 G'nort)
DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! The decimation continues. (lc/flp, 4-0 G'nort)
DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! Oh damn. . .G gets himself dissed. . .in a bad way. (th/fdis, 4-1 G'nort)
DUEL Psly FTA: GnoRak! I suppose he just had to try it. . .(hc/sl, 5-1 G'nort)

DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! Thrustorize. (th/th, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! B-clang! (lc/lc, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! Whang. No, that's not a trademark infringement. (hc/fss, 2-1 Face)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! Bloody hell. . .yet again! (lc/hc, 3-2 Face)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! Oh god, not the kilt-flip! (fcp/fdk, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! Schwang! (flp/th, 4-3 Face)
DUEL Psly FTA: FacGra! Face got it, though. . .(sl/fcp, 5-3 Face)

DUEL Psly FTA: SkyBap! ::looks perplexed. . .but. . .(hc/lc, 1 all) ::
DUEL Psly FTA: SkyBap! I've said it before, I'll say it again. How can you miss a butt that big? (th/fss, 2-1 Baphe)
DUEL Psly FTA: SkyBap! Didn't we see this already? (lc/hc, 3-2 Baphe)
DUEL Psly FTA: SkyBap! Anyone know a good arthroscopic surgeon? (fss/lc, 4-2 Baphe)
DUEL Psly FTA: SkyBap! See the Drac. See the Drac get down and boogie! (flp/fss, 5-2 Baphe)

DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar. The dancing snake still gets pummeled. (hc/ f ss, 1-0 Cletus)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar. Snakey strikes back! (lc/th, 1 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar. Ginsu Steak Knives, anyone? (hc/lc, 2 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar, Round Four. Again, with the impaling of the
dancing snake! (lc/ f ss, 3-2 Cletus)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar. The snake doesn't like how Cletus dances, either. (f ss/hc, 3 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar. Posing for the crowd. (f cp/sh, still 3 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar, Round Seven. Cletus takes it like a man! (sh/th, 4-3 Cletus)
DUEL Shard: Ring CleSar... D'oh! (sl/f lp, 5-3 Cletus)
DUEL Shard: Final: Cletus def. Saryna 5-3 in 8.


DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay. And G'nort's in the ROOM even! (th/sl, 1-0 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay, Round Two. Del twirls, Jaycy ducks. (f lp/f du, 1 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay... ::eyes wide:: (sl/ f cp, 2-1 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay. Del just stands there and takes it. (sh/hc, 2 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay. Del throws the book at her, or something like that. ( f cp/lc, 3-2 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay, Round Six. They defend offensively. (hc/hc, still 3-2 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay, Round Seven. Round Six. Reverse. Repeat. (lc/lc, still 3-2 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay, Round Eight. Round Seven. Reverse. Repeat. Again. (hc/hc, still 3-2 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelJay, Round Nine. Del got tired of switching. (f cp/lc, 4-2 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelRay. It was a good run, but Chuck Nor.... I mean Del wins! (lc/hc, 5-3 Del)
DUEL Shard: Final Deluthan def. Jaycy, 5-3 in 10

DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r1: This one starts with blood ast Cory walks right into Shade's opening cut while trying to bust a move. (Hc/FSS) 1-0 Shade
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r2: Shade has the right idea, just went the wrong way with it . (Lc/FLp) 1 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r3: Shade reclaims his lead with a nice lunge under Cory's cut. (Th/HC) 2-1 Shade
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6 r4: Shade shows off a nice defense, but Cory one-ups him with a magnificent duck! (FDk/Fcp) 2 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r5: Repeat round 3, just change the cut....(Th/LC) 3-2 Shade
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r6: The boys keep this one going with a nice trade to bring Shade within matchpoint! (Hc/LC) 4-3 Shade
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r7. Cory ducks under Shades highcut to tie the score yet again! (FDk/HC) 4 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r8 : They keep this going with a trade, least we're entertained!! ( HC/LC) 5 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r9: They both bust out their best moves, but come on guys...this is a tournament..not a hoedown....next please. (Fss x2 )
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r10: After long last..it comes to a close......but who's the winner? Is it Shade? Is it Cory? ::Insert Drumroll:: Shade charges in wildly with all his might....but he can't get through Cory's impenitrable STOP HIT!!! ( SH/Th)
DUEL SylusI: This ones over with Cory advancing after his 6-5 victory over Shade

DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r1 : Chase and Tareth start off with blood on the brain! (Hc/LC) 1 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r2 :;Wince:: Chase braces up, but that don't stop Tareth's high cut! (HC/SH) 2-1 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7,r3 :: Blinks, Double Blinks:: Ummm G'nort...you should see this...Tareth totally rips apart Chases parry to continue his 3-1 lead!!! (SL/FCp)
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7.r4: The parry works this round, but in Tareth's favor!!! (FCp/Th) 4-1 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r5 Chase has the righ idea, but maybe she should have dropped it a hair lower to stop Tareth's winning Low Cut!!! (LC/FLp) 5-1 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: ( Final. Tareth A Thorn def. Chase MacLaren 5-1 )

DUEL Psly FTA: Third round Matchups! G'nort vs. Face! Baphe vs. Cletus! You're with Sylus!
DUEL Psly FTA: Maria vs. Rakeesh! Del vs. Sarnya! You're with Shard!
DUEL Psly FTA: Shade vs. Chase! Cory vs. Tareth! You're with me!

DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! Heh. Like the sound of that. . .(cp/th, .5-0 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! T'ching! (lc/lc, .5-0 Chase)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! If only she'd ducked. . .(hc/sh, 1-.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! I forsee bad things. . .(fss/th, 2-.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! Wow. That's gotta suck a touch. (hc/fcp, 3-.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! Pain! Blood! Gore! Where's Imp when you need 'im? (th/th, 4-1.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! We take this momentary pause break to remind you of the upcoming All-Ranks Tourney, happening this New Year's Day. If you haven't signed up yet, there's still time! (lc/lc, 4-1.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! Yet another pause, but this time for dancing! Tango! (fss/fss, 4-1.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! She fakes it up high, only to stick it to him! (lc/th, 4-2.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! I'll be catching that breeze in my wings, thanks. (flp/flp 4-2.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! Apparently, he really does like the pain. . .(fdk/th, 4-3.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! We keep on going! (hc/lc, 5-4.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! And going. . .(lc/hc, 6-5.5 Shade)
DUEL Psly FTA: ShaCha! Everyone be nice to my sister here, because she's had a rough time of it. (th/lc, 7-5.5 Shade)

DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! Pow! (th/lc, 1-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! Cory eschews tradition, and ties it up! (flp/fdk, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! Stick it to him! (th/hc, 2-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! Anti-Wham! (fcp/lc, 3-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! Whammo! (fss/hc, 3-2 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! Tareth does a credible impression of a wall. (sh/th, 4-2 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: TarCor! And Tareth sneaks in a low blow! (lc/flp, 5-2 Tareth)

DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak. No, no, no! (sl/f ss, 1-0 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak. Dancing gets her no where! (f ss/hc, 2-0 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak... YEEESSS! (f dis/th, 2-1 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak. Ouch! (f du/lc, 3-1 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak. Ouch. (sl/hc, 4-1 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak. Posing for the crowd. (dis/ f cp, 4-1 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Ring MarRak, Round Eight. The Lionataur's fancy dance steps take it. (th/ f ss, 5-1 Rakeesh)
DUEL Shard: Final: Rakeesh def. Maria Graziano, 5-1 in 8.

DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar. BLOOD! LOTS OF BLOOD! (th/th, 1 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar. Swoosh! (hc/f du, 2-1 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar. Round Three. The Snake takes the direct approach. (lc/th, 3-1 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar, Round Five. Del returns the favor. (th/lc, 3-2 Saryna)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar, Round Six. ::just shakes her head:: (lc/sl, 3 All)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar, Round Seven. Del shows off his dance moves. ( f ss/ f lp, 4-3 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar, Round Seven. They dance! (f cp/f cp, still 4-3 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar, Round Eight. They pose for the crowd. (f lp/sh, still 4-3 Del)
DUEL Shard: Ring DelSar, Round Nine. Del's dance steps take the day! (f ss/f cp, 5-3 Del)
DUEL Shard: Final: Deluthan def. Saryna 5-3 in 9.

DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r1: The guys start this one out with a breather as Baphe fans off the posing Cletus. (Cp/SH) No score
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r2: Baphe's in a mood for disco, but Cletus just wants to mop the floor with him, literally....( LC/Fss) 1-0 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r3: Cletus chocks up another one with a quick lunge under Baphe's high cut. (Th/HC) 2-0 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r4: Enter the exception to G 3:16 ( SL/FDk) 3-0 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r5: Cletus gets within matchpoint by lungin over Baphe's low cut!!1 ( Th/LC) 4-0 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r6: Ohhhhhh Sparklies!!! ( SL x2 )
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r7: Baphe gets on the board with some nice swing of the S.O.B!!! ( FLp/Th) 4-1 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r8 : Baphe cranks out another point by lunging under Cletus's cut!!! ( Th/HC) 4-2 Baphe
DUEL SylusI: Baphe keeps chipping away at Cletus's lead!! ( Fcp?Lc) 4-3 Cletus
DUEL SylusI: Ring 6, r10: This ones over as Baphe fancy dances into Cletus's winning high cut!!!! ( HC/FSS) 5-3 Cletus!!
DUEL SylusI: ( Final. CletusGanderfald def. WarDrac Bapheloc 5-3 )

DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r1 ::Insert Wince:: Gnort skewers himself a Wookie-al-a-Duck!! ( Th/FDk) 1-0 Gnort
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r2: The lads both go low and are rewarded with the sound of HEAVY METAL!!! ( Lc x2 )
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r3: Face Breaks it Down!!!! (Fss/Th ) 1 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r4: One goes high, the other low, blood keeps this match flowing. (Hc/LC( 2 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7,r5: Gnort.....how DARE YOU!!!!!! Gnort breaks his own rule and PAYS!!! ( LC/SL) 3-2 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 7, r6: Face gets in Matchpoint wtih a nice bloody trade!!! ( HC/LC) 4-3 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring7, r7: Face ends it with some finesse as he repells G-man's thrust!!! (FLP/Th) 5-3 Face
DUEL SylusI: ( Final. FaceLoran2 def. Gnort Dragoon 5-3 )

DUEL Psly FTA: Cletus and Face, Ring One. . .
DUEL Psly FTA: G'nort and Deluthan, ring Two.
DUEL Psly FTA: Rakeesh and Baphelocutis, Ring Three.
DUEL Psly FTA: Tareth and Shade, ring four.
DUEL Psly FTA: Sylus, you got rings three and four.
DUEL Psly FTA: Y'all ready? Get to it.

DUEL Psly FTA: CleFac! I didn't know wookiees could do such a credible impression of a golf ball. (fdk/lc, 1-0 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: CleFac! Cletus shows us his own version of the Wookiee Boogie. And look! He even got the wave. . .(fss/flp, 2-0 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: CleFac! Wookiee Boogie, but Cletus ain't a fan. (lc/fss, 3-0 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: CleFac! The Wookiee continues to get shorn. (th/lc, 4-0 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: CleFac. Oh. Damn. (sl/fcp, 5-0 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: ::just nods:: You take a seat, Cletus. . .

DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel! While these two wait for a thrust, I'd like to tell you about SkullSplitter Ale! ::holds up the tankard with a grin:: (ss/sh))
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel! G'nort's first on the board, taking a cue from the other ring and making it count! (hc/flp, 1-0 G'nort)
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel! Del's tying this one up, with a nifty neato boffo skewering! (th/lc, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel! See oomph. See oomph win. (flp/hc, 2-1 Del)
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel. Meanwhile. Nothin'. (lc/lc, 2-1 Del)
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel. Speaking of stepping on toes. . .(th/hc, 3-1 Del)
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel! Meanwhile, G'nort continues getting pasted. (lc/fdk, 4-1 Del)
DUEL Psly FTA: G'noDel. G'nort gets sent packing by speedy defense of a vicious nature. (flp/hc, 5-1 Del)

DUEL SylusI: Rings 3: I've got dual mirrors as Rakeesh and Baphe gut each other(THx2) 1 all, while Tareth and Shade make some HEAVY METAL with dual low cuts! No score
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3,r2: Baphe's got a pretty good idea, maybe he should have gone the other way with it though...ya think? (HC/FCp) 2-1 Rakeesh
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3, r3: Rakeesh continues to roll as he trips the fancy dancing Baphe to bring the score to 3-1 ( LC/FSS)
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3, r4: The guys take a breather here as one kneels and the other poses for us. ( FDk/SH) still 3-1 Rakeesh
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3, r5: Baphe rips a chunk out of Rakeesh's lead with some nice blade work (FCP/LC) 3-2 Rakeesh
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3, r6: Baphe strikes a pose, and Rakeesh smacks him for being silly. ( HC/SH) 4-2 Rakeesh
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3, r7: Baphe takes out another chunk of Rakeesh's lead by dancing around his sweet looking parry! ( FSS/FCP) 4-3 Rakeesh
DUEL SylusI: Ring 3, r8 :: It comes to an end ladies and gentlemen as Liontaur and Dragon-kin cut each other to ribbons, but only the Lion comes out victorious!! ( THx2 ) 5-4 Rakeesh
DUEL SylusI: ( Final. RakeeshTheHero def. WarDrac Bapheloc 5-4 )

DUEL SylusI: &4: I've got dual mirrors as Rakeesh and Baphe gut each other(THx2) 1 all, while Tareth and Shade make some HEAVY METAL with dual low cuts! No score
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r2: One dances the other ducks, they do it all fancy like...moving on... (FDk/FSS) Still no score
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r3. Bad Tareth, bad. Good Shade, good. ( HC/SL) 1-0 Shade
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4 r4: Tareth poses, and Shade fans him off....more blood next round... (SH/FLp) Still 1-0 Shade
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r5: Tareth ties things up with a timely lunge under Shades, good, albeit ill advised High cut. 1 all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r6. Shades awsome parry cant' stop Tareth's lead stealing low cut!! ( LC/FLp) 2-1 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r7: They repeat round 6, Shade just changes his cut....( Th/LC) 3-1 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r8. AGAIN,....Repeat round 5, just change who did what...( Th/HC) 3-2 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r9: Shade...it didn't work for Tareth...why would it work for you??? G'nort...break it down for me! ( LC/SL) 4-2 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r10: The guys take a break as Tareth strikes a pose and Shade struts his stuff...more blood next round ! ( SH/FSS) still 4-2 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 4, r11: They end it in a show of blood, just what we love to see!! But only Tareth can take the win!! ( THx2) 5-3
DUEL SylusI: ( Final Tareth A Thorn def. Shade 9 5-3 )

DUEL Psly FTA: Alrighty then. . .
DUEL Psly FTA: Rakeesh and Deluthan, Ring One. Face and Tareth, ring Two. When you're ready. Sylus, you've got Ring Two.

DUEL Psly FTA: This one opens bloody. (hc/lc, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Continuing on as Del dances under the defense. (fdk/fcp, 2-1 Del)
DUEL Psly FTA: Someone call for an Advil? (sh/lc, 2 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Wow. Del just keeps on dancing. (fss/fcp, 3-2 Del)
DUEL Psly FTA: Back and forth and back and forth. . .(th/fss, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Rakeesh is first to Match Point. (lc/fcp, 4-3 Rakeesh)
DUEL Psly FTA: That's that, folks. Del, a very nice try. (fcp/hc, 5-3 Rakeesh)

DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r1: Tareth dances all fancy and sugh...the wookie drops him hard!!! ( LC/FSS) 1-0 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r2: They take a bit of a break as the wookie busts out his mojo, and Tareth immitates a duck!! ( Fss/ FDk) still 1-0 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r3: Parry Practice!! Face does Tareth one better ( Flp/Lp) still 1-0 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r4: They get back into the swing of things with a bloody trade to bring the score to 3-2 Face!!! ( Hc/Lc)
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2 r6: Tareth ties things up with a quick lunge over the low cutting Face!! ( Th/LC) 2all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2 r6: Face reclaims the lead with a little Tareth-al-a-Duck!!!! ( Th/ FDk) 3-2 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r7. I see I saw, I see a seesaw ( Th/HC) all
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r8 : Face inches ahead with a well timed parry!! ( Cp/LC) 3.5-3 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r9: HEAVY METAL!!!! ::Air guitar:: ( HCx2) Still 3.5-3 face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r10: The lads take another brake by posing for the photographers....wherever they are right now...( SHx2)
DUEL SylusI: Ring2, r11:: After a trade, Face is put within hair's breadth of the win!! ( LC/HC) 4.5-4 Face
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r12: Tareth leap-frogs to the lead with a little quack quacking under Face's awesome parry!! ( FDk/FCp) 5-4.5 Tareth
DUEL SylusI: Ring 2, r13:: It's over! : Tareth sqeaks out a win with a timely parry over Face's high cut, to advance!! ( Lp/HC) 5.5-4.5

DUEL Psly FTA: Rakeesh! Siddown, bud.
DUEL Psly FTA: Tareth and Cletus! Semi-Finals!

DUEL Psly FTA: ::meanwhile, Tareth does some quick knocking of boots. So to speak. (lc/sh, 1-0 Tareth)::
DUEL Psly FTA: Hey G? He get a fine for this? (sl/fdk, 2-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: He went low, he went low. It would be sparky, but staves don't spark. They just catch fire. (lc/lc, 2-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: Cletus takes his game on downtown, getting the blowby from Tareth to help him along. (fdk/flp, 2-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: ::looks around again:: Anyone seen the local paparazzi? (sh/fcp, 2-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: Spitting is a bad habit, Cletus. . .takes away from your attention span. (lc/th, 3-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: ::quirking an eyebrow. (sl/sh, 4-1 Tareth)::
DUEL Psly FTA: Apparently Tareth's been taking notes from Robin Hood. Dodge, turn, spin, parry. . .(th/fcp, 5-1 Tareth)

DUEL Psly FTA: Rakeesh? If you would be so kind as to join Cletus in the ring?

DUEL Psly FTA: These two waste no time! (th/th, 1 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: ::then coming back to the couch, just as these two try spraying each other all over again. (hc/lc, 2 all) ::
DUEL Psly FTA: Grab your partner, dosie-do! (fss/fss, still 2 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Rakeesh takes the lead, undercutting the competition's pri. . .er. . .Cletus' defense! (flp/lc, 3-2 Rakeesh)
DUEL Psly FTA: Trap! Trap, I say! (sh/th, 3 all)
DUEL Psly FTA: Stitch me up, string me out, strap me in, knock him down. (lc/fss, 4-3 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: Please note how the crowd is sitting on the edge of their collective seats. Waiting for the action. Any action. (fcp/sh, 4-3 Cletus)
DUEL Psly FTA: Kinda hard for something that tall to duck, isn't it? (hc/fss, 5-3 Cletus)

DUEL Psly FTA: Tareth vs. Cletus

DUEL Psly FTA: Again, these two jump right into the . . . action? (fcp/sh)
DUEL Psly FTA: Now see. . .here they display what round one would've blocked! How instructional. . .but, Tareth gets the point. (lc/th, 1-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: And here, we have a classic example of dial-up versus cable internet. Oh, wait. . .y'all don't do that yet. Damn. (sl/lc, 2-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: Rewind. . .play! (lc/th, 3-0 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: Oh bloody hell. . .(hc/lc, 4-1 Tareth)
DUEL Psly FTA: Y'know, that hasn't worked for Cletus yet. . .(sl/hc, 5-1 Tareth)

DUEL Psly FTA: Alright then, Tareth. Your pick? ::walking around behind the couch, grabbing up the trophies, handing Rakeesh the bronze, Cletus the silver, and standing before Tareth with the gold::
Tareth A Thorn: What are my choices?
DUEL Psly FTA: Take on one of the Barons or take on Anubis.
Tareth A Thorn: ::narrows his eyes on empty spaceas he considers:: Do I have to pick now?
DUEL Psly FTA: Well, I imagine the public at large would like to know. . .
Tareth A Thorn: But I don't even know who the Barons all are. ::seemingly completely unabashed at his irreverant manners::
DUEL Psly FTA: Let's see. Topaz is a baron, but G's already challenged her. The rest include Max, Kaja, Damian, Cassius, Magnus, and Rena.
Tareth A Thorn: ::sighs, massaging his forehead:: Guh. Fine. Charlie, pick my prize.
Undead Charlie: I like Overlord challenges. They're fun.
Undead Charlie: And Anubis makes me laugh.
Tareth A Thorn: 'kay. Overlord challenge it is. ::this to Pslyder:: She's my supervisor, you know. I do have a job outside of this place.
DUEL Psly FTA: Very well. Cletus gets the baronial shot.

And for those of you keeping track, there were twenty-seven slash attempts, including one by Mr. Anti-Slash himself, and only seven of those landed to any effect. So there.