Fytco Toy Company Presents:

[G]

Presenting: Outback King and Queen!! Featuring: Matt and Koy!

Special features and accessories:

Matt:
Walker with removable tennis balls.
Cane.
Pilots license and and Governors card.
Voting ballot.

Koy:
Skin that easily bruises.
Hands that can ball into fists.
Wide kicking range.
Ball and Chain.
Leash for Matt.

Several Choice Phrases including:

Matt:

• 1. "Fight me, I'm old."
  2. "Crushbob!"
  3. "Don't burn down the Outback!"
  4. "Back when I was Governor..."
  5. "Would you like to join the RASG?"
  6. "Fight me, I'm still old."
  7. "I'm not nearly as good as G."

Koy:

• 1. "Make it brutal, bub."
  2. "Crushbob!"
  3. "I drank all the Skullsplitter again?"
  4. "Opals aren't for making fashion statements, bub. "
  5. "Sign me up."
  6. "You may want to do some more research about the Opals - they're not toys to be played with at random. "
  7. "G has incredible fashion sense. If only Matt were as sexy as G."

[G]

Presenting: Mercedes, the Brazilian Bombshell!!

Special features an accessories:

Hand on hip action.
Repeated sighing sounds.
Special Runway Walk with Cute Winking Action™
Random curses in Portuguese
Tons of clothing to change in to.
When paired with the G'nort action figure, she curses in Portuguese and sighs twice as much as normal! Also, it unlocks special actions that are inappropriate for children!

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. "I have my own money, Gnort."
  2. "I'm not just a pretty face, I have a business mind, too."
  3. "Don't hit me in the face. I have a photo shoot in the morning."
  4. "Behave yourself, Gnort."
  5. "I can't take you anywhere"
  6. "Honestly, Who dresses you?"
  7. "Yes, another party and Yes, a tuxedo."
  8. "Go duel for me, G'nort. You know how I find it to be sexy."

And many more!

[G]

Presenting: Asian Invasion!!
Featuring: Aya, Hoi Mei, Kimone, Lena, Nayun and Rumiko!
Special features:
All:
Genuine Cloth Outfits that were knitted by hand. (Except for Aya, who would not ever allow someone to unclothe her.)
Multiple weapons to choose from, ranging from swords, to naginatas to handguns.
Purses, backpacks, brushes and more!
All Anatomically correct!
All have glaring actions.
Completely positionable in stylish Martial Arts poses.


Many Phrases including but certainly not limited to:

• 1. If you do not remove yourself from my personal space, you shall see what it is like to be a woman. - Aya
  2. Your failure is disappointing - Aya
  3. Rachael. Cease Dueling, you are bringing the women down. - Aya
  4. Men are disgusting creatures. - Aya
  5. You come, bring date, two for one! - Hoi Mei
  6. Drinks cost extra! - Hoi Mei
  7. Come eat Jade Dragon, yes? - Hoi Mei
  8. Really? - Kimone
  9. In it. - Kimone
  10. Yeah. - Kimone
  11. Would someone be interested in a match? Unarmed? - Lena
  12. Well done. - Lena
  13. Honor - Lena
  14. That is all. - Nayun
  15. Interesting - Nayun
  16. I will be ready to compete. - Rumiko
  17. I plan to take part. - Rumiko
  18. That G is a hot, sexy beast and I wanna get naked with him! - All. (Well, except Aya, because, well, Aya.)

[G]

Presenting: G's Exes collection !!
Featuring: Ariana(Prin), Kaja, Elle, and Khallayne!!
Special features:
All:
All have Wandering Eyes.
Ariana's Inflatable stomach.
Ariana's Constant chewing motion.. kind of like a cow.
Ariana's Hand to Mouth motion for feeding or drinking herself.. kind of like a cow.
Ariana's Gravitational Pull.
Kaja's Sexy poses.
Kaja's Sexy Fighting Stances.
Kaja's alternative outfits, including shirts that say "Porn Star."
Elle's Sexy poses.
Elle's.. well.. who can remember.
Khallayne's... oh hell, no one knows her anyway.
They all have stuff they can do, including changes of clothes, anatomically correct(Good luck checking Prin, though) and grips for weapons. Except Prin, who only grips food or drink.

Many Phrases including but certainly not limited to:

• 1. Feed me, babe. - Ariana
  2. Ho ho ho ho.. Boshuda - Ariana
  3. Bon Bon. - Ariana
  4. Is it greasy, fatty, high in calories and horrible for you but tastes awesome? Then OF COURSE I WANT MORE! - Ariana
  5. BELCH! - Ariana
  6. Hey Sugah - Kaja
  7. Miss me, Papi? - Kaja
  8. Yeah, whatevah. - Kaja
  9. Uhh, ah gots somethin' ta tell ya, G. - Kaja
  10. Where's Lupton? - Elle
  11. Have you seen Lupton? - Elle
  12. I really miss Lupton - Elle
  13. Lupton's sexy. Oh, so are you. - Elle
  14. You remember me? - Khalla
  15. I can't believe someone remembers me. - Khalla
  16. G, I drank the water. We're having twins. Girls. - Khalla
  17. I can't believe you remember having twin girls. - Khalla

[G]

Presenting: Anubis Karos!!
Special features:
Slave Collar and Leash.
Familiar Egyptian Sword.
Day Planner to incorrectly keep track of when it's okay to challenge for an Opal.
A "Hello. I'm Better Than You" Greeting sticker for self affirmation, since no one believes him.

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. Do you know who I am?
  2. I challenge for an Opal.
  3. What do you mean my challenge is invalid again?
  4. I need a duel to remain active.
  5. Are you willing to make a wager on this duel?
  6. If I win, you become my slave. If I lose, I have no intention on following through with whatever your condition is. Do we have a deal?
  7. I am almost, but not quite, as good as G'nort. I really wish I was, though. He is spectacular.

And many more!

[G]

Presenting: The Wrecking Crew!!
Special features:
Interchangable Team Jerseys! Make Maria, Myria and Chris, Ria!
Name branded Baseball Bats.
Miniature Batteries for 'Battery Day.'
Bandages to wrap up hands for when they punch walls in anger.
Snap On Baby Belly for whichever of the Graziano Clan you want to have pregnant.
Each figure comes with giant foam "We're #1" pointing hand.
Each Figure comes with Bat Throwing Action, interchangeable with Batteries.

Several Choice Phrases Including:


Fio

• 1. Saints and Proxies!
  2. Harris is an idiot.
  3. Cut the Mic!
  4. Go Crew!
  5. G, you're my Hero!

Myria

• 1. Can I be your PR Manager? It'd be nice to have a side-gig where I get paid big money for accomplishing absolutely nothing.
  2. Good luck with that.
  3. Way to live in the past, dude.
  4. Rakeesh is still a punkass bitch. My sister's still right.
  5. Catch you on the flipside.
  6. Maybe you need to get you and your opal an alarm clock. Guess you get another shot at showing up, so I'll see you then. Or not.
  7. G, you're my Hero!

Maria

• 1. Somebody get that man a doctor before he has a heart attack.
  2. Might is right and the Crew is all about might.
  3. Twenty years from now, nobody will remember your name. Twenty years from now, people will still remember the Crew and they'll still probably remember Maria Graziano.
  4. I'm in on any event that lists stabbing Harris as one of its party games.
  5. Clearly my brother has lost him damn mind if he thinks he's the best fighter in the family
  7. G, you're my Hero and I want to bear your children, seven of them!!

Tical

• 1. So, by virtue of winning the Warlord tournament again, I get to take another shot at the Crown.
  2. Considering everything should be in order by Tournament time, you can count me in, too. Shocking, I know.
  3. Crew now, Crew always.
  4. For those interested... read: everybody
  5. G, you're my Hero!

Chris

• 1. Time for the best fighter in the family to make an appearance. I'm in.
  2. I was starting to think nobody was man enough to challenge me.
  3. So Tony always says there's stories in the paper saying I've gotten chubby, out of shape, washed-up. One writer even had the nerve to call me Porky and the Cookie Monster.
  4. Let the record show that this victory was due to quickness, agility, and being nimble on my feet. My superior conditioning has paid off again.
  5. If you make it back up to our level, look us up then.
  6. G, you're my Hero!

Ria

• 1. Screw that s***.
  2. Ain't the built-in pizza-box tray on the armrest just the coolest thing?
  3. Yo
  4. Man, you suck. I'm challengin you where you gotta defend for yourself.
  5. F***!!
  6. G, you're my Hero!

Kheld

• 1. Alright then. I'll be in touch.
  2. I don't say much.
  3. I'll be there.
  4. G, you're my Hero!

Tony

• 1. For a second there with your offer of free drinks, I was startin to wonder who my favorite was gonna be.
  Then I remembered I dont pay for the drinks anyways.
  2. You two get a divorce yet?
  3. I want it cause when I beat up a Baron from my lowly position of commoner, Maria's head should deflate a bit.
  4. He should totally give the grant to me cause I drink lots of beer with him and still don't talk as poorly as that Wang guy.
  5. G, you're my Hero!

Jay

• 1. If the worst thing you have to say about me is that I'm a minor-league dueler, well...I must be doing something right in my life.
  2. The Crew P.R. dudes helped me write that letter. I'm not really all that eloquent.
  3. I thought we got this @#$&! out of the way years ago, when Prop 37 crashed and burned.
  4. Is team Magic Hands some kind of euphemism?
  6. G, you're my Hero!

[G]

Presenting: Rena Cronin!!
Special features and accessories:
Specially designed Bar for her casual leaning action.
3-6 Designer Coffee Mugs, two with special 'Shatter against Skull™' action!
Single and sixteen cup Mr Choco-Coffee™ coffee makers and bags of caffeinated Choco-Coffee Brand® Coffee.
Nod and Wave actions

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. If I'm around, I'm in.
  2. If nothing comes up, I'll be there.
  3. Seems like it's pick on Rena week...so bring it.
  4. I would also, unless something comes up.
  5. If nothing keeps me away, count me in too.
  6. Decaf, if you would be so kind.
  7. Interesting.
  8. G is very hot, that's probably the only reason I talk to him.

And many more!

[Napoleon Bonarat]

I would like to order a Rena action figure and a Chris Graziano action figure (when it is out of production).

[G]

Presenting: The True PiRATe, NAPOLEON!!
Special features and accessories:
Removable tri-corner pirate hat so you can comb his ratty hair.
Toy pirate ship for Napoleon to play with in the bath.
Pile of plastic cookies. (Do not eat.)
Pile of plastic candy. (Do not eat. Really, Napoleon, don't eat it.)

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. BADSIDE BRAWLERS!!! ARRR!!!
  2. I would love to play!
  3. As my first act as squire, I will petition the squires' council to cut down on all these confusing petition words. I will provide the candy.
  4. The format I choose is best of tunneling. Whoever can dig the best habitable tunneling system with only their teeth and claws wins.
  5. If I buy all the opals, I'll get a whole TEAM of meerkats!
  6. TAKE THAT, HYDRA!
  7. This is so great! Learning Taijiquan with Lena, then training with my mentor, Apple, I'm relaxed and clear minded so I can raid and sail the seven seas in harmony and balance!

And many more!

[Rena A Cronin]

I want one!!! Maybe two!!!

[G]

Presenting: The Scathing Scathachian , ISUELT!!!
Special features and accessories:
Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shine Stabbing Sword™
Several mix and match tattoos.
Secret Hidden tattoos that only show up under warm water. Hint, hint.
Three dozen weapon other weapons that fit in the convienently neck shaped gripping hand.
CENSORED bar for those moments where this Issy speaks like a Scathachian. You know what I mean.

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. "Great Hera...."
  2. "Oh for the love of..."
  3. "No, I won't put on a [CENSORED] dress!"
  4. "Yeah....no, I'm not really the damsel in distress type."
  5. "Listen cher, do yourself a favor and quit hitting on me before I put you through that table over there."
  6. "If you ask me, Scathach's blades would do a world of good whooping on your [CENSORED]."
  7. "Ride easy, it's a rough world out there."
  8. "Man, that G'nort really is a sexy beast."

And many more!

[G]

Presenting: JenJen the Terrible. JENAI RAVENLOCK!!!
Special features and accessories:
Nerf Pistol with six shots™ for those times when murder just isn't allowed.
L'il Fire Elemental(Doubles as a campfire for roasting marshmellows)
Cute little pink bunny slippers for that time you want to see her waking up in the morning.
Anatomically correct. Trust us.
Allergic reaction to ponies.

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. "By fire be purged!"
  2. "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
  3. "Tastes like burning!"
  4. "I hit more trees than a blind Tarzan."
  5. "In case of me, break glass."
  6. "What makes you think it's my fault you don't understand what I am saying?"
  7. "::Sniff, Sniff:: Can you smell what the Jenai is cookin'?"
  8. "Man, that G'nort really is really hot."

And many more!

[G]

Presenting: Grease Lightning, CLAIRE FARRON!!!
Special features and accessories:
Ridiculously impossible and impractical "GunSwitchBlade."
TreSemme Shampoo and Conditioner: Because keeping pink hair flowing and silky takes real work.
Bottle of Tarnishield: So that your armor... and impractical gunswitchblade.. always looks its best.
Photo-luminescent (Glow in the Dark) Bright Pink Hair in case you're afraid of the dark.
Disapproving glare action.
And much, much more!

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. "I want to spend the night with Zack. No wait, Noct. No, I mean.. oh it really doesn't matter now, does it?"
  2. "Shh, Anubis. Go play in your sandbox or something while the grown ups do their thing."
  3. "I reject the ArchMage's alignment and claim Spearmint instead. Whatever that means."
  4. "That's a shame. I was rather looking forward to another chance to smack you around after the last time. Lucky for you, Shadow's far nicer than I am. I hope he stabs you in the throat."
  5. "Peanut butter is better anyways."
  6. "That's pretty...can I trade you four kittens and a sparkly goblin to do your bidding in exchange for it? I'll even throw in some jelly beans. The good kind, not the black licorice ones. "
  7. "My gods, I think I'm in love with the Hotness that is G."

And many more!

[G]

Presenting: The ArchNerd, LEM DEANGELO!!!
Special features and accessories:
Horrifically Scented Twilight Island Spell "Foul Fog."
Major Nerd accessories of Glasses and a Pocket Protector.
Specially designed magic wand designed to fit into the special Pocket Protector.
Staff, because he's an ArchNerd, and Sword, so he can do the cool kids sport!
Special Twilight Island Event Approval Stamp.
Jesse Nullifier™
And much, much more!

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. "I'm a catch. My mom said so."
  2. "This tournament is legit, maybe even too legit, so it may definitely proceed."
  3. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
  4. "Tentative registration. Depends on if I can squeeze the tourney in between my rigorous nap schedule."
  5. "I worked out one time a few months ago. I should be ready for this."
  6. "The noise, I shall bringeth."
  7. "I might not be napping that day, so prepare yourselves for blammity. Lem is in."
  8. "Boy, I wish I was as cool as G is. I can't even compete!"

And many more!

[G]

Presenting: The Anvil, ARISTOTLE KRUGER ALLEN!!!
Special features and accessories:
Tight fitting "Anvil" T-shirt to accentuate muscle definition.
Boom Box for those fights when you must absolutely, positively have music during fights.
-Boom Box comes with relatively small playlist of three of G's entrance themes.
MacKenzie's Smelling Salts, for after those knock-out punches. Only works on The Anvil.
Spare boot laces.
How To Dueling Guide.

And much, much more!

Several Choice Phrases Including:

• 1. "The Anvil will be there! No bells though, just a whole lot of smack down!"
  2. "The Anvil is pulling something new out of inventory. "
  3. "The Anvil is ready, though he needs a date and time to show up."
  4. "This, like so many things needs to have The Anvil. I'm in."
  5. "The Anvil is here to Fight!"
  6. "I want in....cross my heart and hope to....well knock you out of the way with a good hammer thrust."
  7. "I am already there, everyone else will have to travel through real time and catch up the old fashioned way...don't worry I will have Krugey Cookies."
  8. "The Anvil admires G, his mad skills in the rings, and his unbelievably spectacular ring entrances. The Anvil wishes he was G!"

And many more!