Drop A Line

[Kaede]

Text to Only Club:

Text to Only Club: BIJOU WENT FLAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I WAS PETTING HER ONE SECOND AND THE NEXT SHE WAS FLAT LIKE A PANCAKE I THINK I BROKE HER IM SO SORRY JIN PLEASE DONT KILL ME
Text to Only Club:

[Takajin]

Text to Only Club: OMG THIS HAPPENED BEFORE SHE NEEDS YOU TO MAKE TWO DOZEN OF THOSE SUGAR COOKIES YOU MADE FOR THE CHRISTMAS BAKE SALE QUICK

[Kaede]

Text to Only Club: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reports of panicked screaming coming from the Baking Club's kitchen followed.

[Takajin]

Text to Only Club: be sure to use extra icing! her sugar is low!

[Meru Yamane]

Text to The Only Club: What?! I was making pizzas. Is Bijou okay?!

[Kaede]

Text to Only Club: It was a miracle. As soon as I came back with hot cookies, Bijou was back to her fluffy adorable self. No more pancake!
Text to Only Club: I really thought she was a goner

[Meru Yamane]

Text to The Only Club: it was a miracle. and a miracle that I got back just in time to have a cookie
Text to The Only Club: maybe I should only pet Bijou when I have a supply of hot cookies just in case it happens again

[Yuzuki Kuwabara]

Rappapa Group Text: Koro has had his dog bed stolen again.

there follows a photo of Neko in Koro's dog bed

[Takajin]

Text to The Only Club: can I buy this for the club room?

[Runt]

Mallory receives a bunch of crazy photos from Lilthinnia's cell phone. It is incredibly likely that these pictures have circulated elsewhere.

Picture 1: Runt's feet in are kicking in the pool, four goblins balance on his shoulders holding his war-hammer and tipping precariously to a background of ODM partiers.

Picture 2: Runt is laying on a dozen tables pushed together, some of them have collapsed under his weight, his head is tipped back and someone is pouring a brown liquid down a funnel and tube into his mouth.

Picture 3: Lilthinnia is making kissy faces at the camera, surrounded by half a dozen naked goblins dancing provocatively.

Picture 4: Runt is in a mosh pit, or rather, a mosh pit has surrounded Runt's legs.

Picture 5: Emergency services are picking up a variety of injured party-goers, the gates in the background are smashed off their hinges.

Picture 6: A suit of armour that was definitely upstairs the last time Mallory visited is lounging in the pool with a smiley face painted on it.

Picture 7: A short cybernetic dwarf is dueling a grey-haired bugbear with a literal swordfish. The bugbear is using a tuna.

Picture 8: Lilthinnia is giving Runt a kiss under his chin-strap beard. He has a deer-in-the-headlights look on his face.

[Kaede]

Text to The Only Club: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

(5 minutes later)

Text to The Only Club:

Text to The Only Club: there was a sale on samhain candy...

[Lady Aikawa]

Text to the Only Club: On my way!

...

Text to the Only Club: autocorrected from omw
Text to the Only Club: stupid phone

[Takajin]

There's no text reply from Jin, only the door of the club room suddenly bursting open as she rushes for the candy.

[Takajin]

Text to The Only Club: I dont know what to do there is a puppy just doing this near my place for 4 hours now I thought it was waiting for someone but no one picked it up!
Text to the Only Club:

Text to The Only Club: my sister said no dogs in the apartment so I dont know what to do

[Meru Yamane]

Text to the Only Club: I can sneak the puppy in to my room until we figure something else out.

Text to the Only Club: I need to get some dog food and stuff though

Text to the Only Club: is there any candy left?