Text to Jewell: Fuck no. It tastes like I would imagine a mixture of something bitter and gasoline might taste. It is a sort of right of passage for our workers, though, to take a shot before officially taking the reigns as a bartender.
Text to Jewell: Please do not spoil the surprise for her.
Text Me If You Can
Moderators: Bailey Raptis, JewellRavenlock
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Bailey: HAH! Wouldn't dream of it
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Sapphire Ravenlock
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Bailey: FUCK YOU!
Text to Bailey: I hope this is the right number...
Text to Bailey: Will my mouth ever stop tasting like this!? IT'S SO GROSS!!! WHY!?!?!?!
5 minutes later
Text to Bailey: Oh yeah. I set up something better than wards. Like shield generator thingies that draw on local energy and propel baddies. Also some basic wards. but think about just offering the monsters some of that alcohol. it'll probably kill them
Text to Bailey: I hope this is the right number...
Text to Bailey: Will my mouth ever stop tasting like this!? IT'S SO GROSS!!! WHY!?!?!?!
5 minutes later
Text to Bailey: Oh yeah. I set up something better than wards. Like shield generator thingies that draw on local energy and propel baddies. Also some basic wards. but think about just offering the monsters some of that alcohol. it'll probably kill them
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Sapphire: 
Text to Sapphire: This is Bailey, yes. I probably should have had them bring you a Badsider for a Boilermaker as well. Sorry about that.
Text to Sapphire: Malort is apparently a thing where Black Magic Burger's owner is from. Max made me take a shot of it before I became an official bartender at Black Magic Burger, and now you are officially one of us.
Text to Sapphire: We appreciate the wards/generators you set up. If we get desperate, we might take a bottle of everclear and fashion a flamethrower out of it, but I feel pretty confident so far that your set-up will hold.
Five minutes later
Text to Sapphire: Patrolling tonight?
Text to Sapphire: This is Bailey, yes. I probably should have had them bring you a Badsider for a Boilermaker as well. Sorry about that.
Text to Sapphire: Malort is apparently a thing where Black Magic Burger's owner is from. Max made me take a shot of it before I became an official bartender at Black Magic Burger, and now you are officially one of us.
Text to Sapphire: We appreciate the wards/generators you set up. If we get desperate, we might take a bottle of everclear and fashion a flamethrower out of it, but I feel pretty confident so far that your set-up will hold.
Five minutes later
Text to Sapphire: Patrolling tonight?
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Sapphire Ravenlock
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Bailey: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Text to Bailey: flameflower would be FUN
Text to Bailey: I got where I'm needed so maybe?
Text to Bailey: flameflower would be FUN
Text to Bailey: I got where I'm needed so maybe?
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Sapphire: I would say a flamethrower is a waste of perfectly good liquor, but everclear might actually *be* gasoline. Go ahead and burn it on some manglers.
Text to Sapphire: Ishmerai has me stationed on the Street Side tonight.
Text to Sapphire: Ishmerai has me stationed on the Street Side tonight.
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: This group message feature is useful!
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: I have been...more than a little out of the loop (Thanks, Jewell!) but I am not completely ignorant.
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: I know something happened to Michelle, and I know there have been quite a few rumors being spread about her.
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: As the kids say, give me the too long did not read: what is going on?
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: I have been...more than a little out of the loop (Thanks, Jewell!) but I am not completely ignorant.
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: I know something happened to Michelle, and I know there have been quite a few rumors being spread about her.
Group Message to Eden, Jewell, Mallory: As the kids say, give me the too long did not read: what is going on?
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JewellRavenlock
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: Sooorrry kinda busy
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: We rescued Michelle from some weird place full of eldritch monsters
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: and now she's turning into a squid
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: something something old ones
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: we're working on it
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: We rescued Michelle from some weird place full of eldritch monsters
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: and now she's turning into a squid
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: something something old ones
Group Message to Eden, Bailey, Mallory: we're working on it
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text Message to Jewell: Hey that bust was the best I could do on short notice. I would like to see you create something like that like a painting with no sleep and a fast turnaround.
About five minutes passed before the next message came in.
Text Message to Jewell: I've talked with Mallory, and I am going to trust that between the two of you you have a plan for this. But you should know I take my vows seriously. I want to protect Eden and Mallory, and I hope you are able to help Michelle.
Text Message to Jewell: But what I saw tonight does not evince much hope. And above all else, you are the Queen and the Empress of the Wayward Court, and my number one priority is ensuring your safety. Sometimes that means sacrificing the ones you love.
Ten minutes passed before this message came.
Text Message to Jewell: I know what that feels like.
About five minutes passed before the next message came in.
Text Message to Jewell: I've talked with Mallory, and I am going to trust that between the two of you you have a plan for this. But you should know I take my vows seriously. I want to protect Eden and Mallory, and I hope you are able to help Michelle.
Text Message to Jewell: But what I saw tonight does not evince much hope. And above all else, you are the Queen and the Empress of the Wayward Court, and my number one priority is ensuring your safety. Sometimes that means sacrificing the ones you love.
Ten minutes passed before this message came.
Text Message to Jewell: I know what that feels like.
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JewellRavenlock
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Bailey: Sorry, was at IronFistCon all day. what a shit show the Diamond Quest panel was
Text to Bailey: As far as I know, we do not have a plan? Did she tell you we did? I'm sure we can make one.
Text to Bailey: I appreciate the loyalty <3 but there will be no sacrifices. except of like an enemy maybe? We could do an old switcheroo with Michelle and someone we don't like or something. offer them to the old ones.
two minutes later
Text to Bailey: she has to want to be saved though, you know?
Text to Bailey: As far as I know, we do not have a plan? Did she tell you we did? I'm sure we can make one.
Text to Bailey: I appreciate the loyalty <3 but there will be no sacrifices. except of like an enemy maybe? We could do an old switcheroo with Michelle and someone we don't like or something. offer them to the old ones.
two minutes later
Text to Bailey: she has to want to be saved though, you know?
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Jewell: Between the two of you, I have been talked out of challenging for the Tower of Water for the time being. Something about the optics of challenging for a title so soon after abdicating a previous one, and the fact I have not set foot in the Garden for Iron Fists.
Text to Jewell: I will not knowingly sell some one out to your old ones, Fae, eldritch monsters or whatever. I may no longer belong to my old court, but the old rules live deep within me still.
Text to Jewell: I mean sacrifice to the extent that... sometimes people are as you say unwilling to be saved. Too far gone. Sometimes the only solution the only mercy is to grant them a swift and painless death.
Text to Jewell: I will not knowingly sell some one out to your old ones, Fae, eldritch monsters or whatever. I may no longer belong to my old court, but the old rules live deep within me still.
Text to Jewell: I mean sacrifice to the extent that... sometimes people are as you say unwilling to be saved. Too far gone. Sometimes the only solution the only mercy is to grant them a swift and painless death.
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Jewell: youir friemd cristoval says u owe him yoga klessons.
Text to Jewell:
Text to Jewell: seriously though hje bailed me out of a tight spot last night. we should send a donation to his church or temple. the flickering flame is what he called it.
Group Message to Knights of the Wayward Court: sure youve all noticed but eldritch activity is picking uop agaim here. fought a gug last night and got my arm broken. be careful. upcoming challemges are a perfect time for them to make their movr while the queen is occupied. we all know why this is happening. but i shuld be good 2 go by sunday. thx.
Text to Jewell:
Text to Jewell: seriously though hje bailed me out of a tight spot last night. we should send a donation to his church or temple. the flickering flame is what he called it.
Group Message to Knights of the Wayward Court: sure youve all noticed but eldritch activity is picking uop agaim here. fought a gug last night and got my arm broken. be careful. upcoming challemges are a perfect time for them to make their movr while the queen is occupied. we all know why this is happening. but i shuld be good 2 go by sunday. thx.
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JewellRavenlock
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Mist: this is Ishmerai
Text to Mist: Jewell is stable and wanted you to know
Text to Bailey: this is Ishmerai. Jewell was badly hurt last night
Text to Bailey: she says yoga will have to wait but donations we can do because.. I do not want to type this but Val is hott
Text to Mist: Jewell is stable and wanted you to know
Text to Bailey: this is Ishmerai. Jewell was badly hurt last night
Text to Bailey: she says yoga will have to wait but donations we can do because.. I do not want to type this but Val is hott
Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Ishmerai: My thanks.
~later...
A package arrived. A few small orange mums and a doll and a note.
I found these for sale outside the forum? thing where the fights are. They were out of Action Mallory and Evil Michelles. The Stab-N-Play Harris was too creepy though. Hope you feel better.
Love, Mist
No telling if he was teasing or not. The doll did have "Fairy Princess Jewell" embossed on its back. Maybe it was old new stock.
~later...
A package arrived. A few small orange mums and a doll and a note.
I found these for sale outside the forum? thing where the fights are. They were out of Action Mallory and Evil Michelles. The Stab-N-Play Harris was too creepy though. Hope you feel better.
Love, Mist
No telling if he was teasing or not. The doll did have "Fairy Princess Jewell" embossed on its back. Maybe it was old new stock.
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Bailey Raptis
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Re: Text Me If You Can
Text to Jewell: Merda.
Text to Jewell: Thanks, Ishmerai, for the heads up.
Text to Jewell: I did not get a good luck at him -- that whole night was kind of a blur, even before I passed out on the Inn's couch. Maybe I should bring the donation over, verify Val's attractiveness for you. Unbiased observer and all that. These kinds of things are very important.
Text to Jewell: Thanks, Ishmerai, for the heads up.
Text to Jewell: I did not get a good luck at him -- that whole night was kind of a blur, even before I passed out on the Inn's couch. Maybe I should bring the donation over, verify Val's attractiveness for you. Unbiased observer and all that. These kinds of things are very important.
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