A New Game: Answers & Questions

Maetel and Ariel · Post by **Maetel and Ariel** » Sat May 22, 2004 3:56 am

NickOvTyme wrote: Answer: Three Big Mac's and a Diet Coke.

Question: What can you make with a kangaroo tail, a block of orange plastic & a quart of used motor oil?

Answer: Insomnia.

ShadowedRaven · Post by **ShadowedRaven** » Sat May 22, 2004 7:37 am

Question: What is the American diet?

Answer: 3 leaves and a pile of dirt.

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Sun May 23, 2004 2:27 am

Maetel and Ariel wrote:
Answer: Insomnia.

Question: What's the Eastern European state I frequently find myself in, frequently late at night?

Answer: A quarter, left sock, time, and my dignity.

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Sun May 23, 2004 2:30 am

ShadowedRaven wrote:

Answer: 3 leaves and a pile of dirt.

What was found after Vampire Day at the park?

PslyderFTA · Post by **PslyderFTA** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:16 pm

[quote="Onyx"Answer: A quarter, left sock, time, and my dignity.[/quote]

Question: What can be found in the cushions of the calling couch?

Answer: Ear splitting cacophony.

Kaja Adair · Post by **Kaja Adair** » Sun May 23, 2004 4:33 pm

From Pslyder Answer: Ear splitting cacophony.

Question: What is the sound Jami will make if no one wishes her a Happy Birthday (May 23)?

Answer: Hot steaming coals.

NickOvTyme · Post by **NickOvTyme** » Sun May 23, 2004 10:22 pm

Answer: Hot steaming coals

Question: What would I drag my cojones through in order to meet Sarah Michelle Gellar?

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[/b]Answer: Junk in the Trunk

Spiffy McBang · Post by **Spiffy McBang** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:52 am

Q: What would Sir Mixalot write about if he had been born fifteen years later?

A: Beef ramen and an oompa-loompa.

PslyderFTA · Post by **PslyderFTA** » Mon May 24, 2004 1:49 am

Spiffy McBang wrote:

A: Beef ramen and an oompa-loompa.

Question: What constitutes BDSM night at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

Answer: '79 Ford Pinto

Kaja Adair · Post by **Kaja Adair** » Mon May 24, 2004 2:19 am

Answer: '79 Ford Pinto

Question: What is the grand prize at a poor pimp contest?

Answer: Melted butter.[/quote]

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:35 pm

Kaja Adair wrote:

Answer: Melted butter.

Question: What runs in John Madden's veins?

Answer: Duracell.

NickOvTyme · Post by **NickOvTyme** » Mon May 24, 2004 8:54 pm

Onyx wrote: Answer: Duracell.

Question: What company Onyx needs to buy stock in?

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Answer: ten times ten

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » Tue May 25, 2004 1:59 am

NickOvTyme wrote: Answer: ten times ten

Question: How many times will Nick get beat because of that last question?

Answer: African and European.

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Tue May 25, 2004 2:18 am

Kitsune wrote:
NickOvTyme wrote: Answer: ten times ten
Question: How many times will Nick get beat because of that last question?

Answer: African and European.

::beats Nick about the head and chest savagely::

Question: Who carries a lovely bunch of coconuts?

Answer: 21 year old frozen sperm.

G · Post by G » Tue May 25, 2004 5:52 am

Answer: 21 year old frozen sperm.

Question: What are the lengths G will go to preserve his seed.

Answer: Tweezers, a Toenail clipping, Ibuprofen, and"Bawoosh!"

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