Want to be the Squire of Old Market?!

Napoleon Bonarat · Post by **Napoleon Bonarat** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:25 pm

Five Syllables? Yes.
Here are seven syllables.
Now, five syllables.

Serpent of Storms · Post by **Serpent of Storms** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:30 pm

Snake in ocean home
Dodging Buddha and old wars
She coils below

Post by **Mairead Harker** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:29 pm

Maggie is my name
Dueling is a sporting game
Please give me a chance

I know Old Market
We can learn much from each other
Teacher and student

The haiku was amended to say,

Opportunity
It has knocked elsewhere for me
Shiny glaive, you see

Sandalio del Saenz · Post by **Sandalio del Saenz** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:54 pm

Now Teach me teacher
I run laps and bring you drinks!
I am Sandy-kins!

Hope · Post by **Hope** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:35 am

(( I cannot thank you all enough for your amazing prose thus far

I didn't include a time span originally and I'm going to keep it open for another few days, so if you're struggling with your words, take your time! ))

Hope · Post by **Hope** » Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:12 am

(( I will be giving until 12:00 AM Monday the 24th for any final applicants! Thanks to everyone who has contributed

))

Charlotte de Colde · Post by **Charlotte de Colde** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:07 pm

Haiku turns to dust
Pen and sword clash mightily
Pens weep; swords rejoice

Charlotte de Colde

Michi · Post by **Michi** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:02 am

Look! Panties and bra!
Gift wrapped for viewing pleasure
Addies cheeks deep red

Fast Forward. Christmas.
Kids run down to check the tree
Panties, bra, for free

Give thanks to Addie
Because without her "SUPPORT"
Very bad Christmas

Addie · Post by **Addie** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:15 am

I call you my friend
And this is how you play me?
I'm telling Tumblr.

Bullies everywhere
Trigger warning, Michi's mean
Santa's Naughty List

Michi · Post by **Michi** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:24 am

Hashtag No Bully
It's time to make a return
Addie listen here,

Here's some cream for that
apply directly on butt
Hurt will go away

Pee Es. Make a Note
Ask your boytoy for more beer
Panties might return

Addie · Post by **Addie** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:36 am

Michi's a mean girl
That much is true, I see it
Worst squire N.A. yo

Dignity is gone
But my haikus are still best
A silver lining?

Michi · Post by **Michi** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:46 am

Silver lining?
More like lace pink, like panties
Take a peek below

Something is pinned to the board below the haiku, something now missing from a donation box

Worst squire N.A.? Please.
Take a look at yourself, girl
now look back to me

It's called perfection
Grade A Meat, down to the bone
Love it or hate it

Let's go -- HAIKU WARS
and come meet me in the ring
Only one leaves squire

Contest is over
The top two are obvious
Hope, make it happen

Addie · Post by **Addie** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:54 am

Below the haiku, said undergarments were no longer pinned, taken and stuffed hastily into a pocket in passing. But not before scrawling out a response.

UGH! You are so mean!
I don't even want it now
So much for new friends

The damage is done
You are not worth my time, girl
Drop the mic. I'm out.

Michi · Post by **Michi** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:03 am

"I'M SORRY! IT WAS A JOKE! STOP BEING A BABBY!" echoes through the Arena after Addie.

A quick note is pinned

If she don't want it
Then take my name off the list
Screw this, I'm outty

~ Michi the great

Flowing Tears · Post by **Flowing Tears** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:22 am

I am still inny
Just like a belly button
What do you say Hope?

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