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G wrote:Answer: Tweezers, a Toenail clipping, Ibuprofen, and"Bawoosh!"
Q:What can be found in G's pocket on any given day?


A: Collosal, unreasoning idiocy
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Klytus wrote:A: Collosal, unreasoning idiocy

Q: What is the primary qualification for becoming a politician in the U.S.?




A: Dirt.
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BrigathC wrote: A: Dirt.
Question: What is it Three year olds shouldn't eat?

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Answer: Michael Moore.


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Q: Who is President Bush's best friend, ha ha?


A: True Fist of the Nose Hair.
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Spiffy McBang wrote: A: True Fist of the Nose Hair.
Q: One of the lost episodes of Barney Miller.

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A: An overly-large right big toe.
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Maetel and Ariel wrote:
A: An overly-large right big toe.
Question: What naked body part do you constantly see of Uma Thurman's in Kill Bill, but wish you hadn't?

Answer: Electro Woman and Dyna Girl.
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
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Onyx wrote: Answer: Electro Woman and Dyna Girl.
Question: Who are Amal's alter ego's?

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Answer: tons of fun.
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Answer: tons of fun.
Question: What did G see in his frist wife, Prin?

Answer: Private captivity
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Tasslehofl Momus wrote:Answer: Private captivity
Q: How does Shirkira like her men?

A: Swords, shields, and toothpicks
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Klytus wrote:
A: Swords, shields, and toothpicks
Q: What can you always find at a Texan Ren Faire?



Answer: Buddha and swiss cheese.
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
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Onyx wrote: Answer: Buddha and swiss cheese.
Question: What gives you Nirvana and Gas?

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Answer: Tuna Fish
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Q: Who are the girls you tell kids to stay away from?


A: "You're done!"
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Spiffy McBang wrote:
A: "You're done!"
What do I tell someone after I stick a fork in them?


Question: Minimum wage and half a cheese sandwich.
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
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Answer: Minimum Wage and and half a chesse sandwhich
Question: What am I living off of right now?

Answer: Ejaculated peanuts
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Michelle Montoya wrote:Answer: Ejaculated peanuts
Question: What does Harris carry around all the time?

Answer: 713 lbs. of bacon and one bing cherry.
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