Rock Hards Socials

[Allen]

The self-proclaimed water boy, formally known as the Equipment Manager, decided that the Rock Hards needed a better social presence on places like Tweeter, RhyGram, ClickClock, Fatebook, Twotch, Sync, and several others.

Image Post: Amaris and Sal dueling.
Caption: Keeping It WILD. #ROC #RRC #WolvesRule #RockOn

Image Post: Selfie of Allen flexing in front of the pizza and sound equipment.
Captain: #Manager #Pepperoni #KrugersRig #RRC #ROC #RockOn

Kruger started singing, so Allen started a synced live-feed on several platforms.
Kruger: "I'm a lumberjack baby! I'm gonna cut you down to size!" He shouted out the lyrics to that song by Jackyl.

duelzsux: is that rly the captn?
I Kruger: omg I love his singing
LordKaros4Life: lets see more of the god!
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A shot of Anubis taking the lead.
Maggie: "Step on it, Doran!"
Amaris: "Come on Doran knock out a tooth then you'd have a nice new necklace..."
Tippletoe: "Hiros Jackaldeath takes the lead! But can he keep it and help LuvBonez claim their first match win of the tournament?!"

duelzsux: wats with all the nicknames
needzmoarDreamerluv: MARRY ME DORAN
I Kruger: doesn’t he have a girlfriend?
duelzsux: he’s married idiot
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duelzsux: this is boring. fists is better where’s that chick with the high heels
LordKaros4Life: My main man be winnin!
needzmoarDreamerluv: MARRY ME DORAN. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE.

Allen shifted the shot to Rachael and Amaris doing a stomp stomp clap! Stomp stomp clap!

duelzsux: laaaaaame go back 2 the duelz
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UnoMas: LBZ has this in the baaaaag

The camera was back on the match as Doran tied the score. Allen blocked user47823.

duelzsux: this better not take 4ever
needzmoarDreamerluv: THATS MY BABY
LordKaros4Life: come ooooooon Nubis!

The scoreboard changed - Ring Tulips 12: Everybody scores! (TH / TH | 4 - 4, Doran Ilnaren and Anubis Karos.).

I Kruger:
LordKaros4Life:
duelzsux: DIE DIE DIE
needzmoarDreamerluv:

Allen watched with baited breath as a null round followed, and then Anubis won the match 5-4.

LordKaros4Life: SUCK IT CHUMPS
duelzsux: eh, s’not bat. can’t wait for that blue-haired lady to fight. ez on the i’s
I Kruger: ROC will be back! I know it!
needzmoarDreamerluv: WE STILL LOVE YOU DORAN
UnoMas: called it
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Allen ended the livestream with a shot of him giving a rock-on sign.

[Allen]

MAGS HARKER SAYS:


THE PROFESSOR SAYS:

[Allen]

Image Post: Candid of Maggie tilting her head.
Caption: Sizing up the opposition. Go Rock Hards! #ROC #RRC #MAGSTER #Harker #FiteMe #RockOn

Image Post: Candid of Michelle cheering in the background, Allen is in the foreground framing his chin with a forefinger and thumb pose.
Caption: When you’ve joined the cool team instead of hangin’ with your Mom. #ROC #RRC #BidarteNotMontoya #Red #Black #RockOn

Highlights from the Live Stream

Gren: "Hold my Tart." He passes his Toaster Tart to Dakota before starting off for Ring Belladonna.
Dakota: Handed a tart, she looked it over and held it with a shrug. "Yeah, go team! Do it for the Tarts!"

duelzsux: wtf is with the realz and thier pop tarts
I Kruger: ROC is gunna win tonight!
needzmoarDreamerluv: wheres my baby DORAN?!
KeepItReel: RRD doesn’t take itself serious at all
PopMyTart: YES. POP TART REFERENCE
DDDakota: omg, i didn’t think she’d be here

Kruger was obliviated by a waterfall of sparks and heat!! Allen kicked up the music across the speakers “Lay your hands on me!!” Kruger stepped his way through the flames, exhaling smoke and pointing out to his loyal 90,000 and 1! He slow sauntered his way to the ring, stepped inside and started to pose... Pose... POSE!!!

I Kruger: POSE POSE AHHHHHHH
needzmoarDreamerluv: POSE!!!
SingSingSing: POSE POSE POSE
D@nce452: I LOVE THIS SONG
KeepItReel: damn. so sexy
HugATree: Ranger Gren is sexier
I Kruger: LIES. Kruger is the sexiest
needzmoarDreamerluv: DORAN IS THE HOTTEST OF ALL
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duelzsux: ur all blind, the Empress is by far the best sex icon

Kruger is singing “Are you ready?”. Gren responds “I am ready! I've been ready the last two rounds!” Score is 2-0 Gren

SingSingSing: IM RDY ANVIL
D@nce452: i don’t care if he’s losing, Kruger’s performance is 5-0!
I Kruger: ANVIL WILL WIN
HugATree: Ranger Gren’s humor is so underrated, he’s naturally funny
KeepItReel: ikr
duelzsux: prediction - anvil loses

Ettyn: "And Rachael closes it out! Good fight, you two!"

StarStudent: OMG the Professor is SLAYIN
KeepItReel: uggggggggh
I Kruger: LUV IT
HugATree: so much for the sex icon
duelzsux: she’s still hott 2 watch

Ring Belladona 8: Kruger scores! (SS / HC | 4 - 4, Gren Blockman and Kruger.)
The Anvil struck out with his forehead at Gren.
Amaris: “Go Kruger, GO!”
Ettyn: “We've Marged at match point, and Gren and Kruger in SUDDEN DEATH!"

KeepItReel:
StarStudent:
needzmoarDreamerluv:
SingSingSing:
HugATree:
duelzsux: DIE DIE DIE
I Kruger:
DDDakota:
duelzsux: why’s that caller naming her Marged? wtf is with these callers and their nicknames
StarStudent: Baby Baron gonna WIN IT and so is the ANVIL

A clear shot as Maggie doubled back and swung the staff high to win the second match.

D@nce452: don’t underestimate her!
duelzsux: that's the nite
SingSingSing: rock hards are ROCKIN it
KeepItReel: damn, does that mean RRD lost?
duelzsux: obvs, wut are u, an idiot? cant you count?
KeepItReel: can't you type?
HugATree: I BELIEVE IN YOU RANGER GREN

Kruger sings “Are you ready for a good time? Then, get ready for the night line!” As he moves forward, Gren tags Kruger’s shoulder with another shot from his staff to get the final point.

HugATree:
KeepItReel: well, we got 1
duelzsux: RRD is overrated anyway
I Kruger: A+ performance from The Anvil!
duelzsux: dude, he lost
I Kruger: his singing was on point
D@nce452: The Anvil never rly loses

Allen gathered the Rock Hards team into the livestream "Say hello to our fans! First win of the cup!"
Rachael met the camera straightforward. "Bonsoir. Remember to Rock Hard!"
Kruger looked into the camera Allen had set up for live streaming, made sure to pose... and called out... "GO ROCK HARDS!"
Amaris offered her team fist bumps and hugs before heading out

I Kruger: ROCK HARD
D@nce452: ROCK HARD!
KeepItReel:
SingSingSing:
StartStudent: ROC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Doran Ilnaren]

The following bulletin was posted to the Doran's Dreamers web site:

Breaking News!

Attention fellow Dreamers! Our hero's absence from the Rock Hards' impressive victory against Real RhyDin is no longer a mystery! We have3 received word that the Dreamy One was brutally attacked and injured on his way to the Arena last night! He is currently in the hospital and recovering. No, he is not being allowed visitors except for family and teammates, so don't even try! Don't worry, though! I have it from reliable sources that Doran is recovering and will be able to attend the team's final Round Robin match against the Governors next week! See you all then!