One Liners

[Mist Gul]

During Match Two of the Fight for Sir Squimbleton's Life and Honor, featuring Morgan LeFey as The Bad Guy:


Morgan LaFeyToday at 8:58 PM
Those tentacles whipped out again with a villainous laughter. "You are no match for the King of the Seas! Stay still so I may hit you!"

Morgan LaFeyToday at 9:00 PM
The advantage of squidliness was squishing out of the way!

Yuzuki KuwabaraToday at 9:00 PM
Yuzuki's next offensive blitz proved ineffective against the squishy evasiveness. "Stand still so I can bash you good!" she exclaimed.

[Morgan LaLuna]

After the Great Kraken Fight in the Arena:

MartToday at 12:58 AM
Next time, on KRAKENBALL Z

[Rhiannon Brock]

Yuzuki Kuwabara 11:52 PM
"This bar is even crazier than the Crow's Nest when people start shooting dice" Yuzuki griped, pushing back the few inches of stout that remained in her mug as if having lost the thirst for it.

[Issy]

Scarlett to Issy on 1/14/21

Scarlett: She wasn't sure what a wheelhouse was, but she suspected that Isuelt should be in Mister Batten's.

[Delahada]

Skid, announcing at the Seaside Challenge, 1/31/2021 at 10:41 PM EST:
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"The suspense is KILLING ME! But being suspended from these wires is giving me life, so it all works out. We're still at sudden death, stabsfans! Who will come out on top after this lock-up!?"

[Mairead Harker]

Haru Jeong: "Mom, please don't eat one of the household dads."

[Strawberry]

All Ranks Tournament, 3/14/21

Death Knell: "Any sport's blood sport if you play it the right way," she opined, gruffly.

[Rhys Germain]

The Halcyon, March 19, 2021:

While hugging Koyan…

They’re just a spinner dial away from a game of full contact Twister.

[Delahada]

During the ShadoWeaver Challenge, 4/25:

Eden Parker — Today at 11:32 PM
"Mart comes at Sal, but Sal maintains his distance. It's like the least fun game of footsie ever."

[Arla Carna]

Not an actual post, but relevant at The Wilds:

Today at 20:10 - Everyone has entered
Today at 20:10 - Everyone is typing...

[Rhiannon Brock]

Hope: She groaned in the computer chair and rubbed her back. "Those old timers hit too hard..."

[Anya de la Rose]

MAAT SLAAG

[Rhiannon Brock]

Jackson
“Anyways stay safe you two! Don’t do anything dumb! Cause that’s my job!”

[Tippletoe]

Hope: "It's what these kids are saying on Clockrr now. Some app thing."

[Hope]

Michelle: Without thinking, Michelle pulled Suturi's finger.