IC - Better than a telegraph... (Voicemails/Texts/Correspondence)

[Eden Parker]

Text to Alasdair: Hi!
Text to Alasdair: Do you have a machine-thing that moves something big and heavy to somewhere different?

Text to Bailey: Hi!
Text to Bailey: If I had a big rock that I need to move could you help maybe?

From Eden's enchanted message book to Nat's: Hi! What is a van?

[Nat Candle]

Message from Nat's enchanted book to Eden's: Isn't that a big stocky looking automobile used for transporting lots of good or people?

[Eden Parker]

From Eden's enchanted message book to Nat's: Are you at the Arena? Go look at the corkboard in the Outback please !#$^&*#$@
From Eden's enchanted message book to Nat's: Also do you want to eat dinner with me?

[Alasdair Galloway]

Transmission to Eden: Hi! Funny you should ask!
Transmission to Eden: I've recently figured out how to move things from here to there instantaneously!
Transmission to Eden: I don't know if it will work on something big but I'll try!

[Bailey Raptis]

Text to Eden: At the Annex, but I will send some statues and Proxinho over. They're stronger than you would think.

[Bailey Raptis]

Text from unknown number to Eden: hey eden its max baileys roommate. sorry to bug u but i have a question for u
Text from unknown number to Eden: did bailey hurt his hands or somethign? he came to work wearing gloves and dropped like three trays before hezshan sent him home

[Mai Sato]

Text to Penny: Sending PJ back to Kugane. Ship leaves 8 AM.

[Patrick]

Text to Lucky Penny: Sorry I couldn't ask you to marry me before I was viciously gunned down by the nerfarious Nat Candle
Text to Lucky Penny: That was a pun, not a typo
Text to Lucky Penny: I love you more than cats. Goodbye. Take care of Red for me.

Text to Lucky Penny: [Image of Patrick sprawled on what looks to be a busy sidewalk next to an overturned to-go cup of coffee, its caramel colored contents pooled near his head in a tableau of horror. Nerf darts litter the scene. Patrick's face, pulled into a comical affectation of death, is partially obscured by a yellow post-it note which reads, "Cry havoc and let slip the darts of war!".]

[Penny Escobar]

Sometime in the afternoon Nat could return to office in the Arena and find a yellow post-it note placed on an empty glass bowl on his desk.

It read:

I will revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

Nearby were a few sea salt and vinegar packets from a local fish and chips restaurant.

[Bailey Raptis]

Text to Eden: Im alive dont worry im fine

[Mai Sato]

Text to Penny: Forgot to tell you. PJ is doing work for me this week. Since you worry about her I thought you'd want to know. Signal is spotty so hopefully this goes through. See you when we get back.

Text to Penny:

[Eden Parker]

From Eden's enchanted message book to Nat's:

Hi! Something funny happened at Juniper and Nicklaus' wedding!
I'm in the forest somewhere!
Had to get away quickly so I am not really sure where I am. #$%*(^##
Think I'm going to miss the All-Ranks Tournament.
I didn't even get any cake!

[Lisa Takamine]

Text Message to Black Bird: Please get in touch with your friend the monster hunter. I have a job.

[Mai Sato]

Text Message to L.: I haven't heard from her since the 16th. Li Li is available if that's fine?

[Lisa Takamine]

Text Message to Black Bird: No this is for someone potentially expendable. nvm.