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Post by Anubis Karos »

Evidently, I need to grant the Squire title to someone, and your ferocious, competitive instinct has caused me a lot of pain. So....if you want this title, it is yours. Let myself and everyone else know here.
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Lord Karos,

I appreciate and accept your offer.

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Post by JewellRavenlock »

My Green Man,

I'm so sad to read of this acceptance! If I knew you could be persuaded to take on a squireship, I certainly would have abandoned poor Aki and offered you mine. Just think of all the afternoons and late evenings we could spend practicing together on Overlord Isle with no one else around.

Now I'll just be left with regrets!

Adoringly,

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Shocker, the rats all run together
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Post by JewellRavenlock »

You're mistaken, Hope. I haven't been able to run since I gained a hole in my heart back in February!

Are there creatures you equally despise that walk together places?
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Post by Andrea Anderson »

All of this really makes me think..

Does Anubis have pleasure slaves? Because he talks a lot about putting women in collars and having them do sexually degrading things. I sure hope people don't condones the act of slaves being used to pleasure their masters, because I'd really like not to think of many of you as supporting and being friends with a rapist.

Hmm.. It's a real mind boggler, this one.
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Post by Ebon Ilnaren »

A note was tacked on below Apple's.

Trust me, the 'pleasure' is most certainly one-sided in any such arrangement. This I know.

Andrea speaks for me as well, here.
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Post by Anubis Karos »

I am a man to be married. To be married to a woman with vast reservoirs of experience; one who served the allegedly great Lord Brutin as secretary through years of controversy and hatred. She knows and excuses what I am. When I claim a woman as a pleasure slave, I only do so once consent has been achieved. And I do freely achieve that consent, despite the claims of idiots who will face their death.

Andrea "Apple" Anderson has chosen the wrong hill to die on. She has a scarcely kept secret. And because she has challenged me, I am going to remove that secret with a knife. In the Arena. I'm going to watch it flop to the ground like a dying fish, while she bleeds to death while I wrap my forearm around her delicious throat. And I will track down the handwriting of the idiot who laid out an addendum to her claim. And I will hurt them. And I will smile as their blood runs from my knuckles.

No matter what you think of me, there is no one in the duels who can defeat me. No one.

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Post by Lilith Anderson »

Wrong woman to threaten there buddy. I can overlook a lot, but not that. You touch a hair on her pretty head and there will be literal Hell to pay, I swear on my Name.


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I beat you that one time in Madness.

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Post by Andrea Anderson »

"When I claim a woman as a pleasure slave, I only do so once consent has been achieved. And I do freely achieve that consent, despite the claims of idiots who will face their death."

Nice mental gymnastics there, Anubis. I'm sure others are warping their own logic to try and dance around the subject of just why they support a rapist. Whatever helps you and your friends sleep at night. Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials as well, love to know a rapist can still have a supportive wife and family life.

As for my secret? Wow, I was born a man. That's so shocking. You've dragged me kicking and screaming out of my closet with your threat!
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Post by Corlanthis »

Apple wrote:As for my secret? Wow, I was born a man. That's so shocking. You've dragged me kicking and screaming out of my closet with your threat!


It's nice to know that at least one person in this farce was.
"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR? IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"
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Post by Ebon Ilnaren »

Anubis Karos,

If, as you say, your pleasure slaves consent to their collars knowingly and freely, then you are truly a rarity among slavers. Speaking as someone who was forced into servitude and, indeed, cruelly used for the pleasure of those who claimed me, while still little more than a child, understand that I have a different perspective.

Note also that I did not disparage your skill as a duelist. I have seen you in the Arene--indeed, I was there to watch your recent defense--and I will not deny that you are a skilled combatant in the rings. I am not so arrogant as to claim that I could defeat you in a duel; perhaps I could, but it certainly would not be easy.

However, the topic of which Andrea wrote was not your skill as a duelist, but rather your behavior outside the Arena. You have answered those claims and, for lack of evidence to the contrary, I accept your statements at face value. Should proof otherwise come to light, well, I am sure that the judgment of the dueling community will be fair. Not to mention quite bloody.

Have a nice day.

Ebon Ilnaren
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