KEEPER OF FIRE ANNOUNCEMENT AND CONFESSION

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KEEPER OF FIRE ANNOUNCEMENT AND CONFESSION

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I've sinned. I confess that my sins have broken friendships, destroyed lives, and brought pain to many individuals.

But it's not too late to turn back! I've seen the light! Sadie has shown me that there is true redemption in being born again and serving Jesus - the LORD, our God!

Matt Simon. I have disarmed my Mana Bombs. I ask that you come and take them so that you can put them under the protection of the RASG, so that they can never be used again.

Grace. The undead that still shamble about the dead wastes of Twilight Isle will now be fully yours. I give up any ownership to them so that they may be free and under your care. May the LORD have mercy on them.

Serah. My rightful claim on your body and soul are now null and void. You no longer need to tell your sexual partners to pay me for their hour with you. But know that you should cleanse yourself and wait until marriage, as intercourse before then is a sin.

Claire. Asking that you repay me for taking in and helping the poor Goblins of Twilight Isle during the Cataclysm was nothing more than selfish. I ask that you forgive me.

To the homeless man under the bridge that I've stolen countless silver nobles from. My life savings are now yours.

To Bile, Xanth, Bailey. It's not too late! You can be born again and saved as well! Please consider walking the true path of the LORD! The path of righteousness! Us Keepers should set an example to everyone! While we are sheep to the shepherd, our LORD - Jesus Christ, we are the shepherds of the isle and must show the community what is good and right!

May the LORD forgive me for my sins, for I will be born again today. -- John 3:3 : Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

Psalm 32:5

I acknowledge my sin to you, and my iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions to the LORD; and you forgave the iniquity of my sin. Selah.

John 1:9

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
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Post by XanthVanBokkelen »

Perhaps you can have your newfound and omnipotent Savior clarify two very important points for you.

1) Your buttocks are not lips.
2) Your colon is not a larynx.

Hopefully, coming from him, it will enlighten you to the fact that none of us care to hear or smell the verbal flatulence that you feel obligated to unleash on us on a constant basis.

Someone in the dueling community must have at least a passing fancy for the Tower of Fire, so they can challenge for it and put an end to this nonstop misery.
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Post by Spell »

But I've already defended my Tower TWICE in the last three months!

but I'll pray for you Xanth!
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Post by Sadie Knight »

Jesse,

I'm proud of you 💙


Xanth,

You're welcome to join us at church on Sunday, if you'd like 💙


💙💙💙 Sadie 💙💙💙
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